Guys what does it feel like? Please tell me I have to know. I've tried everything from a hollowed out banana peel with ductape wrapped around it put into the microwave.
I've stolen the soap dispensers from work and taken them home cut it open and put it inside the plastic bag only to sting the tip of my penis.
I've tried the vaccum cleaner only to have it cut the side of my sack and began to bleed out.
I carved out a watermelon as well and after I stuck it in found out I had a skin allergic reaction to the watermelon which resulted in a very irritated skin rash. I've tried it all.
Please guys I really need to know what does sex feel like. I'm so depressed and riddled with social anxiety that I can't talk to women in real life and am still a Virgin at the age of 25. I really need to know guys. I'm scared to try a hooker because I've heard you can get aids with stds and end up paralysed.
Can someone here please tell me what sex feels like and is it worth it? I really need to know
Pretty low effort troll, I see this thread all the time. But in case you're being serious, you are deeply disturbed and need help. Your first step should be getting off toxic websites like Jow Forums and getting out into the real world. Start eating healthier, working out at the gym and meditating at least once a day. Also cannabis helped cure me of my depression and it is non-addicting.
You need to fix your mindset and women will flock to you.
Carson Sanders
You really want to know what it feels like? I'll tell you. It's warm, it's wet and it has ridges, kind of like how you'd think a colon would feel but less tight but it's not just the pussy that's great, it's everything around the pussy. It's the feeling in general. The fact that you have someone who loves you and looks at you with love in her eyes. When you ask her "you like that?" she says in a low and feminine voice "yes". It's more than fucking a hole. You're sticking your dick in a human being who wants your dick inside of her. It's the greatest feeling in the world.
Oh man, people say stuff like penor goes into vag because thats kinda how your brain works while your penis is in the vag. You get to forget about your coins and problems for a few minutes and only think about penor into vag. Its like meditation.
>t's more than fucking a hole. You're sticking your dick in a human being who wants your dick inside of her. It's the greatest feeling in the world.
checked because true
Kevin Gomez
salty milk and coins
Jayden Garcia
>t. unmarried dude after the 700th time it isn't fun anymore. porn is unironically better OP.
Jose Reyes
How to get innie pussy gf?
Lincoln Martinez
The feeling itself in isolation is pretty overrated. I don't think it can be replicated per se but it's just a feeling of wet warm, and if she's tight enough for you it's pretty nice, but nothing crazy. If she's too tight it can actually hurt. If she's not tight it's boring and exhausting trying to get off from it..
If it's with someone you actually have feelings for, the mental aspect of it dramatically increases pleasure. That's basically it.
Eli Roberts
oh and if you catch a whiff of anything unpleasant down there, it's basically like your boner was shot dead point blank
Carson Sanders
You just need 50$ and to go one of those streets during nighttime to check it yourself bro
Sebastian Brooks
if you do it right, it feels amazing, not only when you cum, but everything, that's why you will choose to have long sex sessions, lasting for hours.
If you do it wrong and have shitty sex like many do, then you'll end up feeling empty, and taking a shit will feel almost as good as your orgasm. It's a waste of time, but it's ok because you'll probably cum is 5 minutes if you're lucky.
Leo Jenkins
Basically this but its not the greatest feeling in the world. Epiphany or religious ecstasy is. Not that any of us will ever know that feeling
Brody Lopez
You aren’t missing much - I’d rather be a virgin crypto millionaire than pull 12.5 hour shifts in a factory for $14 an hour. But I guess the grass is always greener.
Logan Smith
>Teach me Casanova
Cringe
Benjamin Jones
You don't need religion, you can just use psychedelics, which is less toxic and better for your health.
Michael Richardson
I don't need to teach you, little one, just communicate with your woman, she's teach you half of what you need to know. The other half you have to figure out on your own.
Nathaniel Jones
Oppeee, ask /sci/ these fuckers will come up a differential equations to describe the growth of how good vag feels, in relation with penor size
Kevin Barnes
maybe sell some internet meme coins and ge fuck a hooker?
Lincoln King
Sounds like you “settled”, user. I feel sorry for all the boomers who married out of convenience, not love.
