/smg/ - Stock Market General

zoob edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

marketwatch.com/press-release/robbins-arroyo-llp-lannett-company-lci-misled-shareholders-according-to-a-shareholder-complaint-2018-11-08
youtube.com/watch?v=QKi4802wtB0
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Wow, I got close to buying GE stock the other day. Good thing I listened to my common sense and didn't. By the way, I don't recommend buying ATVI quite yet, they're gonna take another dive sometime soon (maybe around the end of the month). If you feel like buying stocks today, go for Funko.

time to get out with your balls somewhat intact.

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Did LCI misled investors

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WE LOSING MONEY TODAY BOYS WOOOO

thanks for the Netflix cheapies
see you at 400 per share

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Their ceo lost 200k today so far, kek

who is investing in uber next year?

LCI used to be raped by these accusations daily at least on Yahoo finances headlines.

Probably shorts.

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Buying puts on it rather after the run up.

marketwatch.com/press-release/robbins-arroyo-llp-lannett-company-lci-misled-shareholders-according-to-a-shareholder-complaint-2018-11-08
best I could find

might flip/scalp some on day 1, but at ~72b valuation no thanks

what are you going to do with your life when you make it and can finally stop wageslaving?

>he didn't buy MSFT below $100
>he didn't buy NVDA below $200
>he didn't buy AAPL below $200

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Travel

Stupid sexy market

hey guys i know it's Jow Forums and all but try not to be so new when it comes to obvious FUD articles right after a good earnings and guidance.. or even when it comes to hype... mmkkayy

LCI is undervalued as shit these lawsuits happen all the fucking time in the corporate world.

i'm pretty close to retirement and i decided i'm going to continue wageslaving part-time / work from home, but i'll buy more toys.

age?

39

OH NO NO NO

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First

Move to eastern europe and get a harem, have like 50 babies.

youtube.com/watch?v=QKi4802wtB0

there you go, saved you a $100

EA is a huge falling knife too.

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Enjoy it

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Travel

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How much money are you aiming for before you "retire"?

Farm & raise a family

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I think I might have a new investing strat.
Short companies that shit all over their customer base.
What do you think guys?

nvda somehow green today

I tried catching a falling knife and bought at 202 this morning..

I don't expect much just playing earnings now or long term hold through this choppy shit. I'll wait 2 years for a +50% on it, seems a reasonable return.

Maybe the market bullshit is just about the ballot recounting.

And bottoming out lack of trust.

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Every paycheck I just buy VTI and GECC. 1-10 how retarded is this?

~1.5m, then i'll work less. i only spend around $30k/year, house paid off, etc.

Visit Idaho! Northern or central is the prettiest, but SE is closer to the prettier part of wyoming and Montana
I hate Boise, it's full of Californians

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building a transparent submarine house in Kansas for ultimate Tornado viewership

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NIO holding strong

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I'll continue working in the semi industry and probably create a small business around it. Also build a manor in the countryside for me, my wife and kids.

www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Asset_allocation

delete this imediatly before the bogs see, it's my only greenie

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How did you get turned on to gecc? Can't go wrong with the vti long term.

When crash?

I don't want to get chinked, h-have they actually made any cars?

2026

i need to "make it" and move out of parents house before ill be visiting anything

>havnt left the lower peninsula in a few years now
i need to either get a gf to help me get a job, or get a job that helps me get a gf

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>buy a manor
I'm thinking about those 19 century grand siècle mansions. I'd like to refurbish one.

Small company but established well, huge dividend, consistently beating expected earnings by large margins, I see huge growth potential and like $1/share dividend from a $9/share stock. They also pay monthly which lets me reinvest more frequently.

Good link I'm reading through now. I have cash set aside already and am mid 20s so my risk tolerance is massive. I'd consider bonds if they were at a decent rate and I was older though.

Define “make it”.
If we’re talking billionaire the the first thing I’d do it buy some land and put a small house on it. Maybe 2b 2b for when I get a wife and kid. Then a workshop, not terribly big.
Then I’d buy more land and make the worlds biggest no kill shelter for puppers and kitters, and any other animal that needs a home.
Then I’d go around the state helping under funded volunteer fire depts buy trucks and gear.
Last I’d travel a little. Probably spend every summer storm chasing in Kansas, I Fucking love that place. I spend Christmas in the Rockies. Go to NYC and just walk the streets.
And fish as much as possible.

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You really don't need a girlfriend. You'll find not having one will save you tons of money and you'l live a life stress free. Keep off of drugs too as they're probably a big reason me and you haven't left our parents house

make my ultimate underground bunker and pay suddenlink to come 9 miles out of the nearest town so i can finally have decent internet

>Very Fast Marine Sliding at Incredible Hihg Speed

you should travel the world on a wife scouting spree before you settle down with a local and start building up an inheritance for you genetic offspring

i just need some king of motivation to help me change life, instead of spending 20 years getting nowhere in life
>Keep off of drugs too as they're probably a big reason me and you haven't left our parents house
but if I off myself then i really will never make it

and confidence is the main reason I havnt gotten out yet, since lack of confidence is what has kept me unemployed

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Plus studies have shown doing drugs under 25 can permanently lower your IQ, which of course will hurt your gains. Doing drugs over 25 is bad too, but not AS bad.

You'll off yourself if you can't do drugs? Go for a natural high, start lifting. Also once you get physical gains confidence will come naturally.

I'm 28 and i'll tell you this... my facebook feed is full of desperate single women.. like fucking desperate as shit always posting shit about men and their relationship problems and life problems.. they are so fucking easy if you really want a girlfriend those desperate ones will always be around.. the older you get the more there are.

>Not buying an m777 howitzer to shoot at mountains

>got an IQ of 138 while high as fuck for the first hour or so of the test

depression is worse for life than IQ

also IQ is a meme anyways

starting this is the hardest part

to be quite honest im not sure if Id want a girlfriend who likes someone whos as big a bum/loser as me anyways
also I'm 26, and have mostly stopped looking at facebook because its just a neverending feed of losers from highschool doing wayy better in life than me

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>see single qt on fb
>works for the same “company” I do
>addfriend.png
>just look at her posts for a couple of weeks to see what she’s like
>have a mutual friend
>like the same music
>likes to workout
>love.hearts
>always going on about how she’s been single for so long and needs a good man
>finally work up the courage to message her
>smalltalk.wav
>literally only answers me in one and two word sentences
>cut my losses
I was depressed about that one.

>the older you get the more there are
This is the fucking truth.

In my circle of friends there's 2 girls still single, both with issues. My gf's best friend found some poor kiwi sod to marry her even after 10 years fucking a different dude every week.
Basically right after engineer school everyone found someone within 2 years.

>its just a neverending feed of losers from highschool doing wayy better in life than me
A guy I graduated with built a multi million dollar mansion up the road. I have to drive by it every day to my $15 hr job. Must be nice to have your dad give you a business to run.

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>FAANG

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Do it, but wisely. Don't let your altruism decimate your entire fortune before you pass it on. I want progeny like yours to be the next generation elite alongside my own.

It's true that the hardest step on a journey is the first one, and one that only you can make. But I can point you in the direction that worked for me.
Check out the youtube channels The Golden One for spiritual guidance, and Athleanx for physical guidance. Good luck user.

Now that Robinhood is kill, I'm looking for another broker.

Tastyworks, does anyone use it? Criticisms? I have no use for praise, so save it.

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>Now that Robinhood is kill

No idea what you faggots are talking about
There is no reason not to use Robinhood

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I’ll probably never make it unless I inherit it. I’m shooting for a lower middle class life though so maybe I can get there.

Guys you should lay down facebook. It's useless, makes you feel like shit and it's not even useful to know what's happening around you.

exactly, IKTF
but the real trap is comparing your life with others's in the first place

thanks, but knowing that is just half the battle

its just hard when you dont see the light at the end of the tunnel yet

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start a zombie idol group

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and that is why you will never succeed

Girls aren't that special.. its rare to find a good one.. like very rare and you aren't going to find them by looking real hard.

I just heard that these two couples that my ex gf and i used to hang out with are getting married and my ex gf was there for one of the proposals.. lol i know that she is getting on the edge of being one of those deperate ass chicks.. shes going to turn 30 next month and she's hanging out with another desperate chick.. it feels so damn good knowing that as a guy being 30 you can easily get chicks 19-30 no problem compared to a girl that is 30.. their options are limited..

Don't worry anons you'll be fine.

Hey fags, anyone know wtf just happened that affected the stock market this much?
Also good time to buy

>Also good time to buy

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We will reanimate them

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There is no volume today. How do bears only manage -1.4% while bulls aren't even around?

good time to buy what?

I've found the one my dude. I'm on my way home where she is waiting for me cooking a tartiflette.

I think it's the ballot recounts. Mysterious caches of Democrat votes turned up in counties run by progressives.

>I've found the one my dude
i'm sure you did

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Its pretty simple... we had a 10% correction due to things such as midterms, railroad scares... a strong rebound... now its re testing the first support

iran sanctions just started but there is a global oil glut anyways, first friday after elections so everyone with options is scrambling to get a good price before 4pm

brexit or italy are probably fucking with the euro markets again? theres something new over there every day it seems

bears have losing options that they want/need to secure at a better price than they will get at 4pm

as long as there is no major fudd over the weekend prices will probably bounce up again monday

>>I think it's the ballot recounts.
also this, some lady in georgia wont concede her race ive hears?

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based this is my goal
i'm 35 with about $360K in investments, home with some decent equity in it and investing around $30K per year outside of reinvestments. i figure I'll have that much by age 45, go work for Costco part time for their based bennies and hobbies and travel the remaining time.

IB, but their customer support is even shittier than RH and TWS is a giant pile of shit.

I did. I can really feel it. I've had a bunch of retarded relationships, hook ups that weren't worth, but now I've found her and she's perfect for me.

>brexit or italy are probably fucking with the euro markets again? theres something new over there every day it seems
Nah it's simply money from foreign investors going to US bonds.

>frown.jpeg
I know I have time. I’m just tired of being completely alone. I wish I could’ve married my ex but I can’t deal with the pills and the lack of fiscal responsibility but maybe that’s all women.

how old is she? how old are you? how long have you guys been forever?

Women could fake a smile for a long time...

I am 27 she's 25, 4 years.

I don't understand what happened in Europe today. Markets opened negative like in the US this morning but then rallied into the weekend.

>having a gf in the current year
Lmao dude just talk to your Waifu and masturbate

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look for body language cues, those are subconsious, and hard to fake

but I agree, a smile is easy to fake when youre dead inside

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Motivation is a false god, dedication leads to man hood and ascent. Get off your ass and do some cardio. Serotonin and "natural highs" are your friends.

meh.. not bad.. until she realizes she spent all her 20s with the same guy and sees all her friends riding the cock carousel having kids then marrying someone thats well off..

Hopefully shes not too good looking or she'll probably look for something else soon unless you really are a good guy with looks and well off..

marry now and get it over with then you guys can trap each other.

>That picture

That's a terrible idea to perpetuate

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ORANGE BAD MAN DOING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why? Does addressing your own flaws make you uncomfortable. Does the principle of the laws of attraction not work in your life? Maybe you just attract shit because you are shit and need to return back into the dirt.

Nah, she's not really jealous about that, pretty disgusted because girls on the cock carousel are pretty sad.
I'm not that good looking, we both are engineers, making comfortable starting salaries in our fields, we have a nice 3br condo and we want kids together. That's a pretty simple couple. I'm not really good looking, I'm a cynical fucker while she's a very kind girl.