Go to a university dorms full of horny young men and knock on all the doors offering to suck dick. Build up clientele until you have 700~ consistent clients to please a week.
Why are the weirdos on Jow Forums ironically the funniest?
Michael Ross
Impossible. Grindr crashed the dick sucking market years ago and it never recovered. You'd be lucky to suck one dick for $50 when you're competing with every fag in your city who will do it for free.
Cooper Nelson
I just don't think there are that many dicks lined up waiting to be sucked. I mean, I respect the hustle, I just don't think you're being realistic with your numbers especially with winter almost here. It's like mentions, there's not enough volume. It's like a dick bear market. You'll catch some pullbacks here and there. Maybe even the occassional pump and dump but consistent day in and day out? Just sucking and sucking til your lips practically smoke? I'm not seeing it. Lemme know how it goes though. I might invest
Aiden Cooper
What about instead of going and sucking dick myself I paid other people to go suck dicks and find dicks to suck for me? Isn't this much more efficent then just sucking dicks all day? Of course I would have to provide them with dick sucking experience (no one can suck a dick like me) and provide them with kneepads. However 100 dickmarines can suck 10 dicks each a day and get a wage comission of 10$ per dick sucked. whilst I get the 40$ profit.
Or perhaps it would be wiser to invest in currently existing dicksucking operations. I would be 'stocks' in companies I believe have a good dick sucking operation in place and profit like that.
Truly investing in dick markets is more efficient for making money than sucking dick yourself or running a dick sucking business. I think I'll learn day dick trading.
I would do it for $10, how many dicks could I possibly suck in one day? 10? And I heard women say their mouth is sore after one dick so knee pads aren't the solution.
yeah sucking 1 dick a day will just make your mouth smell like cock all the time but won't make you rich. then you get gonorrhea all kinds of hpv throat cancer and crash your immune system.
Lincoln Morris
mouth pads
Robert Bell
if you were a real entrepreneur you would build dick sucking robots and sell them
Jaxon Cox
Is this that webtoon where the guy fucks his sister? "My first time is with my sister" if I'm correct
Jacob Reed
You're going to have lots of downtime from all the gonorrhea, and herpes outbreaks. Probably aids too even if unlikely but at 100 per day that'll raise the chances quite a bit.
Aiden Phillips
A real Jow Forumsraeli takes HRT and spreads his buttcheeks for wealthy CEOs and venture capitalists
Cooper Nelson
ok, sounds great i'm gonna paint a logo
Ethan Bennett
Read the filenames
Gabriel Kelly
i don't get the references
Gabriel Wilson
You can get 10/10 whore for 50$/hr here. Dick market is crushed.
Jaxon Morales
yes for once k*rea has produced something of value