I’ve never had sex

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same

go have sex, bring like 200$ and she should be nice to you

give her 2x her hourly and ask her to show you how cuz you're a virgin and she should be cool about it

Im not a virgin, you probably make more money than me and have higher chances of success.
In other words dont worry too much about it, go out there and make some dough

Who is she?

Your mom

Your local hooker hoe, hooker hoes are really desensitized to sex and as long as your clean (not smelly or hairy. etc) and no stds they dont give a fuck about anything. Your just a cash cow. Not that thats a bad thing because now your ego doesnt have to play a part in anything

>tfw 28yo touchless virgin

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I’m American

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