What does the average bizraelie look like? pic related

what does the average bizraelie look like? pic related

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Hey, do you guys watch Purp?

literally me

Your ID looks like it could be his name.

hello sir

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Ah great, a shitposting thread. I've been waiting for this all day.

Last night I dreamt that I was Elon Musk's... well, I guess retainer is the appropiate word. It was the most bizarre thing. I met him at a bar and after a couple of beers he asked what I did for a living.
>Uuhhh, I'm a video game developer
I replied, although that was filthy lie since I'm just a NEET. Well, I do aggy daggy on and off, but it certainly doesn't qualify as a proper career.
>That's cool user. We are going to need people like that in our Mars colony! Do you wanna work for me?
>Sure. When do i start?
>Right now!
We must have walked out of the bar at some point because a limo stopped next to us.
>Hop in, user. I'm going to show you your new house.
He took me to some fancy apartment building and showed me around.
>Do you like it.
>Yeah, it's great man, but what the hell I am supposed work on?
>You just make your game. I'll take care of your expenses until you finish it. Only thing is I'll ask you to do some chores from time to time. Like, clean my house after a party, pick me up if I get too drunk. That sort of stuff. That okay with you?
>Uhh, sure man.
Then it got a bit confusing, at dreams often do, but I vaguely remember being invited to diner with his family, he giving me and old suit he didn't use any longer and me waterning his plants.

It was weird as fuck. I mean, I'm not even american.

I like his channel

is that you eric?