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>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ ml
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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So, how are we all going to deal with GE?

Based george poster

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Here's major indices afterhours as of 1:16 est

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Doesn't mean much. Need news and opening trends.

Stay away from it because I don't understand it and see no compelling reason to do so.

how indeed

rest comfy knowing I sold all of my shares for $32 a share

maybe buy a put or two this week, since it has yet to reach bottom

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>maybe buy a put or two this week, since it has yet to reach bottom
I'm going to buy puts a plenty. Mind the time decay!

Stop you're making me wet

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;)

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Heres today's large cap scheduled earning reports

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I know. Just a starting point.

AMAZN +5% is going to set the market off

I'm wondering if weed stocks are good for a put. This is going to be their last loss for a long time.

>tfw to poorfag to invest in amazon

George is the main reason I watch Seinfeld
I wish I could find the entire series without the laugh track, that would make it kino

They haven't split in at least a decade, so it's their own fuckup.

they really do need a split, but as soon as they do they will see a 20% bump in price, because small specs

If they made it so one old stock equals ten new ones (so 180-200 a share) they would see huge jump to almost $300 a share

it could cause a bubble if they split their stocks at this point

George is my spirit animal

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>it could cause a bubble if they split their stocks at this point
It'd still be worth it.

LCI to mid-teens

You are very baste
On the Seinfeld scale I find myself drifting between George and Kramer
My role model is probably George who I strive to be, but I currently exist in a Kramer like state

Raccoon mopping day tomorrow

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If you have ACB, sell it fast, before their report in a few hours.

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do most people on this board trade or invest stocks?

Cam Battley is the CCO of Aurora. Someone said they went all in on ACB and Cam told him to seek financial assistance and invest in other things.

sold last week for like a $20 profit. got in a little too late.

what do you think CGC's earnings will look like?

>what do you think CGC's earnings will look like?
Loss. Q4 is when the money rolls in.

at this point in the weed hype do you think earnings will even have a big impact on the price of the stocks?

i feel like prices spike is if they beat EPS, even if theyre still losing money.

Kramer is the superego, that which we all wish to become, the worryfree carefree life we crave
George is the id, the the selfish desires we all have and find comfort in, the drive that gets us through day to day

both have their wisdom, their genius in teachings

majority trades, the investors last longer though

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>id
>superego
>Freud

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>i feel like prices spike is if they beat EPS, even if theyre still losing money.
Some of them won't. CRON is projecting a decline. That might be priced in, but it's worth considering.

>implying more accurate terms are easier to type up

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What I fear most is the Newman
Is Newman the representation of the philosophy of Max Striner?

>i guess that this will be another one of those green days
>i guess it will

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CGC may pull another switcheroo like last time and drop big news along with their earnings. They have been awfully quiet on news releases the past month.

I just put some money on an S&P 500 ETF because I cba to deal with stock picking volatility and micromanagement. NASDAQ 100 and MSCI World would be other reasonable options but I don't want more of a tech bias and fuck European and Japanese markets. I don't know if that counts as trading or investing stocks to you.

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Just glancing over this I like ACM and EQH, any thoughts

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>they think the market is going to go up under grid locked US

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sometimes i question my porn fetishes.
then i see things like this and feel a great relief

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Holy shit! check out the AMRS share structure.. fucking brutal..

float went from 20mill to now over 40mill
O/S went from 52mill to now over 80mill!!

dilution up the ass!!!! mother fucking faucet!!

They'll dump whats left of previous 52mill whoever converted the other 28mill better of got a really good fucking deal on that shit.. bloated as fuck!!! watch for lack of liquidy for prefs holders on that one.. holy shit!!

>implying that isn't what's happened historically

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Alright bois i think ive found a company that is going to zero in the near future, where would i go to learn a crash course on (put) options? Are the videos in the OP good enough?

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whats the company?

Look at the Book
Wait for the limit orders
Wait for the News
Then short

Always beware of possible last-min bailouts, especially in times of total desperation.
Best time to short is when even the company's employees (Esp. the exes) are actively looking for
alternate employment or during a market event.

gweeeen

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NONONO HOW ALL IS GREEN AGAIN!!!??

>markets are green

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not looking too hot on the pre market

Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

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so what company do i short this week boys

Yeah this, a company in bad shape could be in prime shape for a takeover which could have an inverse effect like when msft bought redhat a couple of weeks ago in which case anyone shorting redhat can now be found swinging from a rope. Be very careful with these moves.
Pic related is the spike after being purchased.

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U mad?

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what do you fags think about CRON?
that 806 p/e ratio seems an abomination.

>Believing p/e means anything

>806 P/E
It is proof that it is a promising company with plenty of growth in sight
Go all in

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i thought it was one of the main parameter to determine if a stock is overpriced/underpriced?
idk why but i don't trust you

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>idk why but i don't trust you
>not trusting the current most investment-savvy man on earth who makes Buffett-sama his columbian prison bitch

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Completely useless, focus on forward earnings change and slope etc.

BREAKING:Iphone X has display issues and apple is issuing replacements, red day apple, not joking.

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investing is a positive sum game which is why I do it. Trading is a zero sum game which is why it should not be done.

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>investing is a positive sum game

>he hasn't learned anything Igor
>yes let's teach him Grishka

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remider that in a positive sum game the best strategy is many small bets.

So that's why STMicroelectronics is in the red
wew /smg/ is actually useful.

Aka n# of random stocks, even weights
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fuck cunt nigger kike shit nigger nigger nigger fuck nigger cunt SHIT bitch

Anyone loading up on big tobacco today with these FDA ban menthol news? Seems like a great time to buy cheap shares.

What game is this?

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What are some of the best places on the internet to discuss stocks? Jow Forums is obviously for memes and bullying chainlink sissies. I would usually use reddit's equivalent as an alternate posting but Jow Forumsstocks is fucking garbage.

thanks a lot AMRN shill you chuckle fuck

no idea, found it in the finnish general on Jow Forums

(great place for dank anime memes)

>someone spent hours, maybe even days/weeks of their life creating that 3D model

can you imagine being that poor soul?

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AAAAAAAAAAH pre market should be fucking illegal.

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Looks like it's going parabolic down right now.

Sometimes you say things that tell me that maybe you're alright, that I shouldn't wish for you to be skinned alive by Mexican teens.
If I ever find it sans laugh-track I will make sure to let you know.

European here. Options and warrants are not my thing. But id like to know more about turbos. Anyone has good info ?

plan 4 2 day

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It is device used to exploit the exhaust gas of an ICE to force more air into the engine intake
The goal is to improve efficiency (horsepower, fuel economy)

everything is red again like in friday

RED DAY

no

no survivors.

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>everything says short
so opening squeeze?

>shorts acb
Oh no oh no oh no oh no
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OH NO NO NO

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market is not impressed or already priced in?

natural gas reversal. going down for a few days

anyone else thinking about shorting TRIP?

I’ve got $4k and change in cash; what’s the play boys?

Sqqq

bought Altria at 60.23 two months ago but man tobacco is fishy regarding future prospects

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Why the fuck are we red?

(((They)))want your shares

Red morning = green by end of day

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because everyone thinks a bear market is inevitable, so everyone is investing less or taking their money out which creates bearish signals which accelerates the bearishness of the market which convices more people a bear market is coming which accelerates the bearishness. In short the feedback loop has begun.

great value buy right here, huge potential

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