Finally broke up with my shitty girlfriend who only kissed me once in a one year long relationship, no sex, no hugging...

Recetnly found a 'hooker' that does hugging and talking exclusively. This is even better than sex-based hooker services for us, sexless spergs.
Will go to her soon.

Good luck fren

This sounds like a bad idea, user. You are going to fall in love with a hooker who will only have financial interest as a client for you.

How do you find these cuddle "hookers"?

Rejoice, anons, for within a few years, our massive crypto wealth will turn the tables on the arrogant, delusional roasties who have shown us nothing but contempt.

Seriously, it won't be that long that you'll be able to use your Curve wallet to transfer a few hundred sats to one of these broken thots and do whatever filthy degrading thing you want to do to her.

The future is bright gentlemen, just make sure you keep your crypto in a safe place.

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Been to a few hookers already, and there's an element to that, it's true.
The plan is to try a few different ones to desensitize myself. After that, I'll be able to simply talk to regular females without sperging out.
It's an enormous success so far. I'm regretting not doing it earlier.

You mean a woman?

She was deeply hidden in a popular ad-board for hookers in my country. Spent some time on that site window-shopping, and one of them simply had 'hugging and talking - no sex' in her description. Her photos showed her to be very good looking.

I'd guess, look for the females that look upper-middle class/posing as intellectual in their pictures.

wow.. so this is the power of living in a society..

I didn't know that you MUST HAVE SEX in one year of relationship, I understand that it's something wrong with no kissing or hugging in one year of relationship, but no sex in one year is normal

Shit man LINK and WAN took me by surprise, as long as the back end shit is solved, I'm pretty fucking happy CryptoCurve is their Front End

That South African guy Derek something is their CTO right? I believe he's also on FANTOM too.

I can't wait to tip Bitconnect to the bitches that dont suck after a fuck

I don't think she was your gf user. If so, she was probably waiting for you to take what was yours. Be more alpha

L M F A O
Take a bow lad

>current year
>has virgin qt gf
>breaks up with her because shes not a whore
>excited to pay to fuck prostitutes
Cringe and bluepilled

>there are people who actually call themselves boyfriend/girlfriend without fucking

A girl will not have the capacity to wait one full year no matter what her religious upbringing is. Do you think she would wait for Chad? NO. He's probably fucking her right now as we speak since he'll be comforting her during the breakup phase where is the most vulnerable and most willing to let her guard down even for religious reasons.

LINK is the rising tide that raises all boats right now. Hard to believe they've come this far after the clusterfuck that was their first 6-9 months or so. The partnership is definitely looking good for WAN and its ecosystem.

He who has the money makes the rules. It has always been so and always will.

What kind of fucking cuck are you?

>no sex in one year is normal
what?
do you live in Afghanistan?

True that, Can't fucking wait man, WAN, AION, ICON, Fucking interoprability boners

She was definitely cheating on him.

telling a girl that intimate of details....

Have you considered ... marrying her? That's the point of religious abstinence.
She seems very neat.

>getting fewer kisses from a gf than from your own mum
#justlinkythings

Yeah sure, I'll marry the girl who didn't care that I was suicidal just because I was a virgin. Surely that's a good decision. A girl that puts a fantasy character over her boyfriends life.

You seem daft and self-centered as fuck.

The absolute state of delusion of this board.

Won't be laughing when you're chained up in the braap barns roastie

If you think women are capable of feeling sorry for you you're a fucking idiot

Just like a real girlfriend.

Look at it this way dude, you knew she was religious and wouldn't have sex outside of marriage. Yet you still tried to guilt her into having sex with you by telling you her you were suicidal. You don't get women to respect you by making them feel sorry for you, it just makes you look pathetic.

Is this fud?

The great roastie apocalypse will be glorious

Holy shit you fucked up. She sounds perfect.
Having sex isn't that big of a deal you fucking numale dipshit. I would give all the sex in the world away if it meant having a loyal maternal wife to raise my children. You'll see how badly you fucked up soon when the whores you blow all your money on don't cure how pathetic and miserable you are.
Goddammit, this shit makes me mad. Apologize to her, man up, and wait until marriage if you know what's good for you.

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>11717117 is digits
execrable

I fucked my gf on the third day, and we fucked like cray cray for the whole week. Sex is really importand, the logic of having sex after you get married is so fucking stupid to me, what if you 2 cant "connect" the right way, how are you gonna know if shes the one you want to keep fucking untill the day you die? so stoooooped

can't tell if cucked or redpilled

>She was really religious

Yeah she religiously sucked Chad's cock whilst you were putting up with her tantrums and paid for her shit.AAA cuck.A linker too.This is true pottery.

She wasn't your gf you autistic faggot

Wtf 1 kiss? The fuck? Broke up? Bro you never been together the fuck you smokin...stalkin a chick you kissed once isnt being on a relation

Checked. OP is basically the first person to get catfished for a year while actually knowing the person in real life. It's so pathetic I almost don't want to make fun of him. Almost.

More like the gook scam alliance

>girlfriend
>kissed me once in a one year long relationship, no sex, no hugging
>relationship
Are you retarded?

>t incel neckbeard virgin

It's possible. Dated a girl once who kissed me maybe once or twice. Got a handjob once. That was over three years.

Now several years later she wants me to come over and call me daddy. Wat do?

>Wat do?
DOnt waste your time

I'm sure she didnt kiss you because she had BIG BLACK COCK on mouth

>wat do?

kys for being cucked for 3 years straight

That's a good part of what I'm thinking.

Why about the five years prior of a good amount of sex in short relationships with girls? Does that cancel our the need to kms?