Be me

>be me
>Young normie at work tells me his dad brought some bitcoin
>couple days past ask him how much bitcoin did his dad buy, said he didn't have bitcoin but some cube thing
>what link??
>younger normie says yeah I think that's it
Now is link is getting out there or is this normies dad is some degenerate neet who shit posts on this Mongolian basket weaving message board, and if so how do I tell him his dad is likely a degenerate??

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just ask him if he shitposts on biz? dont be so autistic

let me guess your uber driver bought some too
gtfo with this weakass fud

I asked the idiot to ask his dad how he found out about it about still hasn't got an answer for me. He doesn't live with his dad, so reckons he messaged and asked him, waiting on what he says

I'm being 100% serious he user, I didn't want to give to much info on what I do for work or anything like that, that's all. But to be 100% honest the younger guy at work said "I think that's it". I did ask him to see if it's called Link or chainlink. But I did show him the Lego and he said yeah I'm sure that's it

How is that fud

Dad lives alone, trawling for drunkanon threads, watching one minute candles on binance and jacking to trap porn

Invite him out for a drink - some coca cola or an alternative carbonated beverage will work. Just make sure it isn't sugar free monster, or this whole plan will go to waste.

Next, after you've made some small talk about fortnite, you will ask him to go over to the nearest gaggle of young women and say "ladies, you are looking good tonight!". Whilst he is absent, sprinkle some scopolamine and one drop of lysergic acid into his drink.

When he comes back, you sit there and make sure he finishes ALL of that drink. Then you ask him where he lives, and that you'd like to see his dad.

As you're driving over to his place, you first hear, then see his bespectacled dad driving a john deer lawnmower. As the young lad begins to slip into a catatonic state, you whisper softly in his ear: "Your dad is one of us, son. A true linkmarine. 1000$ EOY."

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How to tell him this. I asked him what his father does for work, pretty much explain he is a neet

Nice, will do user. Thats for the advice

*thanks for advice
Also top keks
>it isn't sugar free monster, or this whole plan will go to waste.

>biz lurkers are degenerates
yes and no

>my coworker bought chainlink
this is next level FUD

Because when the shoe shine boy is giving you trading tips it's time to exit all markets

just sold 100k. Was playing fortnite the other day and a pack of like 12 zoomers were shilling me Chainlink. Time to exit all markets!

How are these occurrences possible when there are only 35000 of us in the world

unironically heard a pack of normies talking about link the other day

time to sell boys

what were they saying?

i sure hope you aren't lying on the internet

>his dad is likely a degenerate
he might be like most posters here
now kill yourself

My aunt asked me how to buy chainlink

My younger brother brought home a brochure from his school recommending all parents buy and hold LINK to pay for college tuition.

The fud pivoted pretty fast, even if it wasn't ops original intent.

stay the fuck away from my son. he's slightly retarded because when his mom was pregnant we fucked a LOT, and my 10 inch dick gave the fetus brain damage.