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>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

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nvda pumped up over monday

pump SQQQ

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

OP green ID = greeeeeen day

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>big moves up out of nowhere
What news did I miss

>everyone green so far

GREEN DAY

Just bought 500 30$ calls on AMD 12/21 expiry. Am I gonna make it ?

>volatility
>reason
we are in pure emotion and stupidity market at the moment

nevermind, you ruined it, Pinkie

low volatility implies people know the value
high volatility implies people don't know the value

right?

bears trapped

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Buy and hold index funds, OP. Don't let anyone memes you. Follow the advice of Buffett and Nobels on this.

Read the bonehead's wiki and/or watch "How to win the loser's game" (youtube).

That has to suck sometimes dealing with kids. Good on you.

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just came back and my shorts got rekt wtf.

Lets go Faang

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heres some loss porn for you all. ($8500) gone in a couple of minutes

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>mutt markets go down
>Markets in the Actual White First World go up

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how do you guys do it in this sideways market?

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>buying into the biggest bubble since 2008
Kek
>b-buy my bags
>m-mug golden bull

If you are going to buy at least DCA over 1-3 years to benefit from the crash

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>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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LITERALLY ONLY 2x ETFS LIKE SSO AND QLD ARE THE FUTURE

IF YOU ARE BUYING QQQ OR SPY YOU ARE A BOOMER, IF YOUR BUYING INDIVIDUAL BLUE CHIPPERS YOUR A GAMBLING MEMER

just make it bros take 20% annual returns guaranteed

If a company has a divided it will likely go bankrupt once the boomers die

you are taking it out of context

youtube.com/watch?v=10QoUi2PmNs

good advice for the layman patriot, BORING advice for the investor, although it's still something you should also consider for future generations or late retirement

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Red tag to end red today

the bulls have to break 2755 resistance or we are still in bear territory.

dont worry, we're going to break through

if you continually invest on a regularly scheduled basis with a set amount of money, and do so over time, you will beat out anyone trying to time the market. i will continue to invest how i've always invested and do so for the next 10-12 years until i retire early. if we hit a recession soon, i could conceivably retire in 5-6 years depending on if my work is significantly affected or not.

And the hammer drops

whats your current portfolio and strategy

>you will beat out anyone trying to time the market
bit misleading

i long everything.

2/3 of my portfolio is in mutual funds (Growth, Income, Emerging Markets, and a World Fund) mostly in growth and income though. Auto investment of about $550 per month in equally spread out across the board.

I also have a divvy portfolio (1/3 of my investments) with about 20 stocks in it that I use to gain passive income. I get divvies and cap gains from my mutual funds, but me choosing the stocks specifically lets me pick ones I think are undervalued and also allows me to choose when my paydays are.

Since my mutual funds are steadily growing (8-10% per year), most my new investment goes into my dividend portfolio to get compounding interest on reinvested dividends.

Its a safe strategy I prefer. but one that works nonetheless. i certainly haven't gotten rich quick though.

Buffett would say otherwise with his August increase in AAPL shares

Algos were signaling short term long signal at open price today(average trade for these 48 hours) tend to have historically fairly high hit and payout ratio

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true, some people get enormously rich shorting recession drops, but the average investor is better off continually investing in the market than trying to time it. that's what I meant to convey

Only bad companies who won't survive have dividends currently

I've been buying $500 twice a month for a while now, Im split between index funds on the Chadaq and SP500. I have a 15~ year time horizon so i havent started to buy any safer divvy companies, i will take the volatility and higher growth of growth stocks for now.

Once I have a big enough portfolio transitioning it into divvys like KO PEP JNJ is what im ganna do and live off the divvys too, and leave the principal alone

we're both making it

oh look, a 12 year old thinks he knows about the stock market because he invested in SNAP

you do understand shareholders like companies that promote shareholder value. pretty soon google, amazon, Facebook, etc. will all have dividends. next 5-10 years.

how does buffet buying AAPL in August contradict what I said?

They don't have dividends now you retarded subhuman

Any thoughts on AMRS earnings?

why do you europoors hate america so much? is it jealously?

How are you posting here if you can't read?

>Disney, Microsoft, Boeing, Visa, etc. are bad companies
Get out.

What is there to like about servile Jew controlled non-white rootless obese retards?

>Boeing
>Good
btfo by the A380 with no response in sight

You realize that stock price derives almost solely from the promise of future dividends...right?

40 stocks on all natural gas ETFs today

see you other billionaires in five years

>Can't read

cant believe that shit actually went to 4 with no breaks
regret from selling at 2.6 is immense

he didn't wait until now when it's 193 to buy it. it's your opportunity to miss

what?

Learn how to read, you worthless half-breed.

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a fucking huge taco salad hold the chips and I'm sideways today for the most part, trending up with MSFT and GIS.

Some fucker on /v/ had fun with my mobile IP range and got them all banned. I can only post when I'm in a location with WiFi now. Got my cold weather gear out, winter and snow already here.

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>amerimutts don't know what the word "currently" means

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currently enjoying my green day, going to harvest some cactus later

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THANK YOU BASED LUNCHBRO

Literally divvies.

cactus farm?

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>Every company with a dividend will die
>every company without a dividend will pay one out in the future
Imagine holding these two thoughts at the same time lol

buy low sell high


I have 20 feet of san pedro I need to cut and dry for december

>Subject: none
Fucking neck yourself OP, you had ONE JOB

3 posts in and you have already forgotten the context/? rofl

Yes, I would like to take this moment to apologize

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>wanting catalogniggers to find our sekrit club

no you were implying I thought people should be buying now which is the exact oposite of my point.

In the train going home, comfy as shit watching the qts - for eyes only tho, I got a gf.
Green today, bought the STM dip and I can't thank myself enough.
It's RPG night tonight, I'm gonna get my players explore a necron "ruin" in a Deathwatch game.

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>nya edition
edition of what?
>no subject
OP is a fag, get ready for a dead thread day since Ctrl+f wond find this on the catalog

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GE is literally unstoppable.

amd was a bear trap
going to break 30 at least eoy

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Amazon is literally taking over the world, taking your data, getting tax breaks, and doesnt even pay dividends.
How is everyone okay with this? One day Bezos is gonna offer a stock buyback and just own the whole Quadrillion dollar pie while being the only person you can rely on for package delivery and your internet websites staying alive.

>Tlt. Salty Airbus employee

BA is a fantastic stock, with comfy dividends

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checked and checked. were gonna make it bro

Conglomerates don't age well.
See GE.

>that holy bible icon in notifications

Interesting.

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what about google? I was searching for mountain villa in italy, in italalian (not a language I speak, just needed to see something) using DDG. next day google is pushing me ads "la tua nova casa in montagna" (your new house in the mountain)
google has no competitors, their competitors are honeypots or spinoffs

ya''ll need to look into the true chad portfolio: the Random n# of stocks, equal weights portfolio
(50

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>not knowing about biblebro

My second meme lines. Blue is sup/res and green is long term trend. Am I improving?

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>BREXIT DEAL ANNOUNCED
Brit servants for sale 2019

I don't frequent the general very often, I just check in from time to time. Not surprising I don't know much of the folks here that doesn't have a trip.

starcucks 5% layoff

is it on BBC homepage?

what of the Ireland issue? is it an actual deal signed and done? or agreement to agree on an agreement like they have been doing?

and has the EU and DUP both voted to confirm?

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licking toilet for lunch

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that shit looks good.. im getting fucking hungry now

Phase 1, brit parliament still has to agree. No hard border so the UK is likely to become a EU vassal.

Do you have a scat fetish now

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>brit parliament still has to agree
prepare for a cluster fuck

>buy low sell high

This is not how we do it here.

GE going to 9 on short squeeze.

Im margin calling you.

Ah, seems like they do this kind of thing once or twicea month ever since the brexit vote
Nice to see them doing something, but that's the first of many hurdles on the way to a deal

Italy has a big economic something deadline today, anyone know what's up with that?

already closed my puts this morning. Too late. And i'm holding my long position til 25. So i'm going to make money both ways.

which stocks are we talking about? newfag here

Fuck I wish I owned BUD so i couldve got a discount on this natty ice

NOOOOOOO I SHORTED 400 STOCKS ON GE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

shorts or puts? if you have puts far enough out i wouldn't worry. this is temporary run up. coming from someone who is holding long.

Italy refuses to comply with Brussel's demand to dial back its highly leveraged budget plan. The deadline ends in 5 hours. Italy has a cabinet meeting in 1 hour.

If Italy doesn't comply, the EU can issue austerity measures. If Italy doesn't comply with those either, the EU can issue sanctions. This has never happened.

>yikes

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