>tfw no social skills >no friends (no network) >people with both get ahead in life >tfw 33 year old khv >make shit money and live with parents >The Chad and Stacy popular coworkers i had move into finance jobs like IB, corporate finance or equity research (I'm an accountant at a big4) >actually have a coworker, terrible with Excel, that had an IB summer internship. But they're outgoing and attractive What do? How do I get social skills and friends to get a better job. How do I make it?
>33 year old khv >how do I make it? You already lost your chance. Life has passed you by. Or rather, that life has. Fate has chosen a different life for you. Use your free time to study your subject of choice. You can enrich the world through your works.
Ian Murphy
Unironically this, but it's actually the based and redpilled option
Yes, OP. Embrace monkhood and strive for enlightenment.
Isaac Martinez
>no social skills I don't understand this. The only people that have "no social skills" are diagnosed autists and 50 IQ retards.
Isaiah Brown
>tfw 33 year old khv Clearly what you've been doing for the past 33 years hasn't worked. You're still not too late to make a major change to your life. My advice would be force yourself to network (get a new hobby?) and hit the gym if you don't already.
Elijah Garcia
go fuck a nigger, bitch!
Dominic Rogers
Nothing you can really do. Just hope reincarnation is real and you come back as Chad in the next life.
Gavin Sullivan
Don't listen to this faggot It's never too late to change yourself and learn social skills. it's a SKILL for a reason. you have to practice and practice and then practice some more at it. Defeatists fags who say it can't be done are the same ones sitting in their room night after night jacking off lonely and depressed with no motivation to change themselves. You have that spark to change though OP and that is all you need to develop this SKILL. It's a fucking S K I L L man. just like accounting is a skill that you had to learn, so too is socializing.
Jack Baker
I'm 23 and heading down the path to becoming OP. How do I stop myself?
Stay strong brother. I just quit porn yesterday but these fucking threads are killing me too. We must pull through to realize our true potential as men.
Nicholas Perez
I'm on nofap but nice try. I do now understand how the crime of rape happens however.
Nathan Lopez
Unfortunately your brain has crystallized. You're out of luck :(
Hit the gym. You're young enough to get jacked in just a few years. The increase in test will improve your life in every way and almost certainly get you laid
Kevin Reed
Let's fix you OP Can't be too radical otherwise you wouldn't keep up > fap once / 3 days > lift 1/ week > try to fuck some landwhale at least, you will not overvalue pussy so much > avoid single mothers, don't fall for the trap
do this for 2 months then come back or else you are a faggot
Talk to them like they're people. Make jokes until one of them finds it funny.
Jace Morales
The fuck you are talking about. Gymcelling is one of the first lookmaxing tool.
Jace Robinson
>I do the first two tbqh
No wonder you're depressed as fuck.
Not fapping is some of the most retarded shit in existence. It relieves stress and releases dopamine.
The whole idea of nofap is made by stupid virgins. Somehow these autismal spergs thought that being extra desperate would help them attract women. L O L. Its like starving ethiopian niggers in hopes of them getting getting hungry enough to create sustainable agriculture.
Don't listen to virgins giving you shit ideas. And how do I know that virgins came up with nofap? Because this whole retarded bullshit assumes that sex can somehow REPLACE fapping. Like lmfao bitch, fapping is at least 3 times better. Fuck your girl at 10pm and then wait for her to fall asleep and jack off at midnight for THE MEANEST orgasms. I love that shit. So yeah, use it or lose it.
William Hall
Stop master baiting and spending all your time looking at a screen. Human beings are not ment to live life like that. You nee human interaction weather you like it or not. I struggle with the same shit man i know its hard. Find a hobby where you do shit outdoors. Camping with other people maybe car/motorcycle club,rock climbing anything. Just hang out there and someone will say something to you eventually
Luis Cooper
Enjoy your upcoming erectile dysfunction, faggot Been in your place, no fap is much better, you shower your gf in cum literally instead of wasting it on porn.
Your anecdote with niggers is completely wrong, moron. Instead of learning to farm. Western idiots give them with endless supplies of food gibs (porn), so niggers will never feel the need to grow a crop (fuck a women). No fap version of this would be to let them starve and learn under pressure.
Jackson Reed
no fap is not for people who jerk off twice a week you dunce. Its for people who have to cum 6 times a day to porn
Isaiah Sullivan
That's the extroverted ideal. And science does not agree with it.
Some people's amygdalas are more easily stimulated, hence why we are more comfortable at home than in some group setting. There's no need to strain yourself and put on some bullshit pseudo-extroverted facade just to fit into some idea of how life is meant to be lived.
It's your life. Stop stressing over whatever shit you feel like you "should" do with it. Fap and play WoW with your guild all night if you feel like it. Just do whatever feels good.
Liam Howard
Only so much you can do to enhance your looks as an ethnic manlet. Gymcelling would bring me from a 2/10 to maybe a 3.
Jordan Murphy
Lmao impotent fag. How old are you? I'm pushing 30 and have no trouble getting it up multiple times a day.
Wyatt Long
i get what your saying, people are different but did humans evolve in groups or clans, or did they just sit at home in the dark stroking there cocks to porn? Im telling him to talk to the clerk at target not get a gf. Fuck man even sitting next to someone in the movie theater is better then sitting in a room alone
Angel Rivera
30-year old boomer too. Hard on all night, just couldn't cum naturally. No fap improved the situation significantly. If I kept fapping furiously I would have really ended up an impotentfag. How about you try and then report back? No fap > higher test > more winning Why the fuck do you think fighters are banned from sex week before the match?
Christopher Williams
You are missing the point here tough. The reason while you can actually live this "Fap and play WoW with your guild all night if you feel like it. Just do whatever feels good." lifestyle is, because living conditions are so safe and developed in the 1st world. To actually build up to this state, thousands of years of extroverted human group cooperation was needed.
Good luck surving in a case of some natural disaster, food shortage or war scenario. Or if you your flat turns on fire while you forget to put out your joint while sleeping on your keyboard after shitposting and gaming isolated for weeks. Dont you want the fire brigade help you in this case, or do you want to loose your home or even die in your sleep?
Chase Lewis
ok so
>have to torture myself with long nofap streaks to barely function like a normal person >autistic, are there even any anti-autism pills? not that i know >5'5 manlet >actually Jow Forums but lean and manlet so it doesn't matter >feel like my brain is deteriorating by the day making me stall at life and college >so much stress because of real life issues and finance issues, visualize myself failing college everyday because of this, already at the edge of dropping out at my third year
i feel like chainlink is my only hope and even if it doesn't work it could potentially make me do that last big push with hope so i don't fuck up my life with debt and no-career at least
Ian Moore
why not getting an ethnic womanlet gf then? maybe some goblina will do
not bad bait, but only because you didn't use the word incel
Nolan Turner
main issue with learning to sociabilize is that if you had always problem with that, even if you learn to sociabilize the gains can fade away and you can go back to zero again
you can expend a full year becoming sociable, but if the next year for X reason you had much less social interactions, you will quickly realize how you will lose your skills with time
