Anyone else feel like being a hitman like John Wick would probably be an ideal occupation?

Anyone else feel like being a hitman like John Wick would probably be an ideal occupation?

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lmao shame your a fat NEET that lives with your mum

it's probably a lot more depressing than that. like strangling some old fuck and putting them in a barrel.

I do. I get about 15.7K pesos per month being a hitman for Mexican cartel.

Those are shit wages. Is this some kind of stupid joke?

You must be older than 18 to post here.

Its just business, wise guy

i would duck on the exact right moment and they would all shoot themselves. imma though guy. tell me imma though dude Jow Forums. pls clap.

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>be though
>duck bolets
>trip ober large benis
>bad trigger dicaplin
>shoot self in head
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Yeah it would if you were a meta human like John Wick. For us mere mortals it would be job that lasts about 30 seconds.

Though guy right here he knows his shit.

Jon Wick's not a documentary, user. Most of them are pathetic psychopaths who live shit lives.

>$2k to kill some drug dealer who ripped off a mafia guy?
>$10k to kill some asshole dentist's wife?
>Nah, bro. I'll just wagecuck..

Hitmen like that don't exist.

And, it would be a shit job, because you'd get killed eventually, for knowing too much.

If that kind of shit existed. Which it doesn't. Real contract killers have almost always been mobbed up. This "hitman contracted by anonymous strangers for millions of dollars" is a fiction created by Hollywood. Most contract killers kill other drug dealers and mobsters.

Standard operating procedure is to place a sizeable hit on your own head first day on the job.

If you really wanted to do anything approximating what you see in the movies, the way to do it would be to work for the CIA or a mercenary contractor. The career path would be to join the US military (no other military because you won't get the same training or chance at action) at 18-22 years old. You'd need to go into either a special ops force (Green Berets or SEALs preferred) or train as a sniper. Then, and only then, could you live the glamorous life of a highly paid murderer, but you'd mostly be working for governments and killing good people as a wagecuck.

The market for sicarios is really oversaturated right now.

you're not worried about the faces of those you've killed haunting you in your sleep?

you're not worried about vengeful ghosts??


well you're hired then.

If you consider eating big Johny dick as everyday meal in max security overpopulated correctional facility as ideal, sure

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No. People would kill your puppy and steal your nice car.

How much for a confirmed kill from a hitman? I live in Mexico. I will pay in monero.

If you think you have the skills to be John Wick, sure. Although, you’d probably be more “anonymous henchman #5” tier

nice it's a win-win

>he only works for real coins

Any see any private keys on paper in there?

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>The market for sicarios is really oversaturated right now.
kek
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