1,001 Ways to Get Rich Quick

1. Buy high, sell low

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2. Sell stuff on eBay

3. Wholesale real estate

4. Invest in kneepads

5. Sell your body to rich white men

6. Write a selfhelp book

7. And help yourself

Sucking lots of dick.
And enjoying it ;-)

Number it, you faggot

9. Sell blood plasma for comfy NEET life

He doesn't need to, it is number infinity.