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this is literally me if this shit doesnt go up.
almost five years this December
Get ready to pull yourself up by the bootstraps and get used to give the extra mile for Mr. Goldberg, buckaroo!
I got liq'd in September, spend 5 weeks searching for a job and am now employed at a fine burger establishment. I fucking hate my life. Why the fuck am I expected to work HARD to make fucking burgers? Also why do people eat so much fucking chicken nuggets. It's literal torture, but I don't want to be homeless, mother fucking bitmex.
NOOO
At least work at Starbucks, get a 401k and benefits. And you'll deal with fewer ratchet people.
Kek im just laughing now as the reality sets in. I have to get a job probably. At least we have a good story to tell, right lads?
Now for my next trick: I'm going to make crypto exchanges disappear.
Memes aside
How bad is it to actually work for McJew?
Mcd is the worst place you can work.
Listen to this guy and at least apply to starbucks
I meant this guy obviously
It's not so bad if you can handle working with minorities and are willing to jizz on Sergey's BigMac
You'll probably be okay if you have good social skills, just stressed out
For me, I'm autistic and shy so I was literally bullied by my low-IQ coworkers. They were all druggies and gang members, I just needed a part-time job while I was in college. Not a good fit
For this you can not look like an ultra autist neckbeard tho.
MOMMY MOMMY NO IT'S GOING LOWER AGAIN
>At least work at Starbucks
kek, enjoy getting AIDS after cleaning up the bathroom from all the homeless taking residence in it.
>and i got fired after some complaints from customers i wasn't smiling enough
I was fired from my lifeguard job because of this. I'm not even bad in social situations, sorry I can't plaster that fake smile over my face like the other braindead NPC's Mr. Shekelsberg
Jesus
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS