/smg/ - Stock Market General

intredasting edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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bitcointicker.co/
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

SPY? more like CRY

>he didnt buy bonds
LMAOing at your life

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At the current price, SNAP is a patrician stock. Argue with me, you won't. Refute me, you can't.

First for RKG. May her beauty surpass her skill for shitposting.

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HANDS OF IRON AND HEARTS OF GOLD

is it bad that I'm starting to get attracted to rkg?

no, it's good that mentally ill attention seeking retards help one another

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yes :3

lmao it isn't even below yearly low. HODL.

heh, thanks for the cheapies Kid
my bias stays bullish
SPY 300

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Go back up you sum bitch.

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Business idea, I claim it for it myself.

reminder that orange man bad man

How are you doing? Still balls deep in IQ right? I sold 2/3rds of mine for a loss at 25.

My day kinda sucks but I hope everyone else is doing good.

Doesn't look like it though...

Got into VET at $23. It will hit $25 this week and I’m out.

I can't wait till the crypto meme bankrupts all the NYC millennial's.

>mfw RIV is slaughtering me.

Pretty sure I'm down like $800.

Here's your chance to make it. HYSR at a penny. It's doubled the the last 2 days, Only going higher!

please don't unironically shill OTC pennyshit.

take back your slanderous lies or face the consequences.

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EXIT ALL SPECULATIVE ASSETS
ALL IN US STOCKS

why, so you can dump your bags?

Because Dow is heading towards 30k you dumb bear?

just caught the Bayer falling knife
hoping to make some Poison gains to fund my crunchy roll account

>five consecutive days of losses

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Exiting scary zone!

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>Oil dropping like a fly
>Meaning debt-fueled US shale producers will get JUSTed
>Meaning China and the EMs are in the shitter and don't produce shit
>Meaning the world economy is going the shitter, as already shown with Germany pulling out shit numbers months after months

>bought 185 put on apple 2 days ago

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lets go power hour woop woop

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RH users are still buying the dip

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The stock market will crash after either Black Friday or Christmas. Calling it now.

Down like 70 grand for now. If IQ nuts up and trade deals happen I can get back to parity around 26 bucks. I've learned my lesson more or less I guess, thats the take away.

fuck, time to dump everything

>WTI down 8%
>SCO up 12%

>WTI up 0.7%
>SCO down 3.5%

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Winter-chan is upset

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The end is nigh

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so amd was a textbook bear trap yesterday i see
now i understand what the stock market is all about

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what does this track? please explain this mess

3x inverse natgas

It's an ETN that tracks natty gas contracts inversely leveraged

if the php does it's job I might endup decently green today

Nice!
Did you have any reasoning, or just a gut feeling?

Why is this pump so fake and gay? Big crash tomorrow.

Here we go boys.

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+10% on markets by end of november is my guess

the bears are going to lolled at soon

You are talking like you see more than a fleeting quarter of a percent for a few seconds on short spikes in indexes

Verily I say unto thee, five red days in a row is the fakest and gayest of pumps.

My guess is that it is a response to the Brexit negotiations, since apparently Theresa May has promised to bend Britannia over for the Big Brussels Cock.

even if I was walking in the opposite direction of someone wearing that shirt, I would get a strong urge to veer off and deliberately bump into them

>all these people trying to time the market

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damn today is rough

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MSFT or SPY?
Asking for myself.

MSFT

yeah tell me about it

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homosexual love is the only pure love

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The market is exploding in 2 years. How should I prepare?

>if the php does it's job
Based scriptfag. Can you tell me more?
Also interesting choice with php... Not a very popular language.

>PCG since the Camp Fire

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Watch
bitcointicker.co/

listen to
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>up 2.28%
wew
Why do you think they will outperform SPY? Is there some revolutionary project that they're working on or something?

>othering non-binary bodies and experiences by defining love as Herero or Homo
Reactionary chud

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USD finally getting dumped.

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Nothing, being defensive too early isn’t really worth it, but if you want, big healthcare names: PFE JNJ

SPY is a big index with a lotta garbage in it, innit?

bought some schlumberger and iq today

only 10% crypto so not a total blowout

but damn stockmarket isnt looking so hot this afternoon either

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don't get your dick too hard I was just using a pointless acronym for power hour pump. however I do plan on doing scripting in the future probably going to go with python but we'll see.

what do you use at amazon JS?

I am bagholding so much shit it is incredible

I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE

Is the mask supposed to be depicting having one of those weird black people haircuts?

no it resembles a brain

From $3 to $300 its been a good week and a half gentlemen

I could literally be a day trading hobo and never be unable to afford a bottle of whiskey

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so what is this, flagging down, or repeat of november in 17'
How good is your TA?

same here

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Just fuck my shit up investing in Vidya and tech was a mistake

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>don't get your dick too hard I was just using a pointless acronym for power hour pump.
:^(
>however I do plan on doing scripting in the future probably going to go with python but we'll see.
Python has a lot of packages, and is the best language to use for machine learning.
>what do you use at amazon JS?
It's going to be TypeScript (which is basically JS) and Java

A return to the strong support level at $0.00

G R E E N C L O S E

Yeah, it seems to resemble a brain to me too.
Wojak is trying to appear smart and happy.

I'm the one who created it and it's supposed to resemble a brain. Please don't bully my art.

dow and sp looken good

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>1.25%
Am I reading this right?
Can you even cover inflation with it?

Caution note for WEED/CGC knife catchers. I'm pretty sure there is more downside to come for the next couple days unless Bruce Linton drops another news bomb after close or tomorrow morning like he did immediately after their last shit financials. Highest probability price action I can determine on the chart is a retest of the 41.80(CAD) low. If that holds it's a double bottom and possible return to bullish trend. If it breaks, the next most likely bottom is the long term channel (diagonal blue line on pic related). Target for that is ~$40.

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ITT: buncha fags that cant trade

Meanwhile I turned $3 into $300 in just a few days

how bout dis?

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So it goes right from forehead to brain? Where's the cranium and skin on top of the cranium? 2/10 mask. Would not buy.

>tfw not enough money to buy land
>noguns country, so no guns or ammo to buy
>gold seems a bit fishy, might not be so useful in short term
wat do?

What do you guys think is in the short term future for AMRS?

bulls squad up
we're pushing this thing over 2715 before close

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So then I says to the lady: I got yer plenty of package RIGHT HERE!

>tfw a scandal in a couple companies takes down a whole an industry

oh please tell me how you could have foreseen that mr day trade expert.

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Bad.

No stop banting from Big5Guy/LCIguy/Plane

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move where land is cheap

AMD is saving me.

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OH ME GLOB BITCOIN NUUUUUUUUUU

>believing love am anything more than a spectacle-class solipsism in the anima mundi qlippoth-4 pataphysical model

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SPX might be in the middle of "return to normal" right before "fear" takes hold...

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