Let's have a light hearted thread, biz. What will you do when you've made it?
I think I'll play vidya for like 3 weeks straight and then buy a bunch of blue chip dividend stocks & start investing in real estate with the passive income. I might move to a big city in Mexico (maybe Merida) for a little to live cheaper and learn a new language.
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lease a new car
What kind?
something obnoxious and overpriced
Might I suggest a Bentley New Continental?
Pay a bunch of ugly asian women to tie me up and force me to worship their feet after they have been wearing socks all day
Buy guns and land somewhere cold. Grow my own food. Be self sufficient. Be a family man. Unplug from the zio-matrix.
I paid off my Nissan Micra in full.
Marry my gf, she is in the process of taking a loan out just to help me start a business, Because I'm a neet loser with no job. I was her first boyfriend and she is an engineer. She is a big younger than me as she just graduated, but she is very beautiful, and she cooks and bakes. I don't deserve her, but if I had the money, I would never let her worry again.
My lifes a fuckin joke man. Only thing going for me is step fathers money and not being crippled. Every department is fucked right now, the town im in sucks, friends alienated me for years now so i dont go anywhere but it also fucked my esteem like none other, brother wont help me get laid. Havent had a job in like 6 years and now im 31all because all the other jobs ive had where everyone was ruthless in being assholes. I isnt the work its the fucking attitudes and behavior of everyone else that makes it miserable and it sucks when all your other needs arent met. Weed gets me paranoid and its ironically easier to get than hookers, havent gotten ass since 2012. The friends i had wouldnt let me hook up with girls. tried to do other shit like music and live elsewhere but it all caught up with me being shit and plus i bought 2 btc in december at 15k. I probably lost around 30k usd. I still have 2 btc though.
Most of my time is spent sleeping. I want to move away and get like a new identity and start over but everything wrong is burned into my soul now.
I find a couple of those girls cute
Why do you need money for this? Can't you do this on a relatively low budget, user?
Nice, as a married user my advice is just make sure you live with her for at least 5 years before going all in
Friends are overrated. Work on building confidence in yourself by focusing on what makes you unique. Care less about others' opinions. This entire existence is meaningless and eventually we all perish. If you want to get laid, download tindr and lower your physical expectations. Good luck, user.
>no job
>gonna start a business
Holy fuck
>live with her for at least 5 years before going all in
>needing 5 years to get to know someone
what?
Two chicks at the same time.
>one has more fecal matter inside her body than the other
live with, not be with. There's a difference.
>needing to live with someone for 5 years to get to know them
Again, what?
Buy the largest speakers I can and start blasting lolicore loud enough that the whole suburb can hear.
You're not going to make it
Move down to part time work, take multiweek vacations a few times a year to travel around the country and visit friends. I'll use my increased free time for more focus on exercise and vidya
Honestly you've clearly never lived with a woman.
>Move down to part time work
>Take multiweek vacations a few times a year
This 100%
I live with one right now. Just because it takes you multiple years to understand someone doesn't mean that applies to other people.
>What will you do when you've made it back?
cash out
Keep being a NEET in my mom and stepdads house, don’t tell them I’ve made it either
>download tndr
Did i mention that im 5'5 and not "white"?
I get what your saying though. But damn this town is fucking desolate, id probably have to drive to the next state over
Orgies, travel the world, fuck escorts and porn stars.
hire an entire department of people to draw hentai for me exactly according to my tastes and whims
depending on how bigly and quickly we all make it:
make it: credit cards and car note
make it big:i'm currently owner-financing my first home; i would pay off at least the next 12 months
make it real big: buy a duplex
fucking made it: all the above bought and paid. debt free with a cashflowing duplex.
somewhere cold, user? that's racist.
lock that shit down, user. marry her. what kind of business? careful of this
all i want is a Cadillac STS-V, an Escalade, a paid off house and a decent PC gaming rig. that is winning to me.
Based
I'd like to take a nice vacation to somewhere in Asia like Thailand or Japan. I think I'd also like to invest in some real estate to create a steady stream of income, get out of the flux of crypto, and learn a new language.
>Get concealed carry permit
>Buy decent but not overpriced handgun
>Repair my car with whatever necessary
>Continue to work part-time
>Either drop out of uni or finish my degree, not sure yet
>Dedicate more time to stocks and crypto
>Set aside money for house (will probably wait for the next housing crash), possibly move somewhere warmer
>Play vidya and read
Poke smot and eat Panda all day eryday.
Your mommy doesn't count, user. Let a marr
Still a neet living with my parents but with an Asian gf fuck toy.
do 1 and 2 as soon as possible user, this is not crypto dependent. and fix your car or else more shit will break and you will be stuck and get fired or something.