So.... BTC dumped

So.... BTC dumped....

but most alts have already recovered their sat value. Some of them have even passed what they were before BTC tanked.

What does this tell us?

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BYE BYE BUTTCOIN

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memes aside, squatting is by far the best position to empty your bowels. plus getting to feel like a gargoyle perched on a roof is pretty epic

I've been doing it for over a decade. Fastest, cleanest, healthiest way to go.

>recovered
wait more than 8 hours. alts always dip harder because their fundamental value in a world where bitcoin has a major crash is zero.

pajeet style, whatcha eating buckos? never had any problem shitting while sitting normally

The bubble has already burst on the alts and they bottomed out in August. It's really just BTC that needs to capitulate and if it goes too far, we'll see a select few alts gain in sats and hold their own support.

Except never before has BTC dumped this hard and had alts actually go up. Usually they see a small bump and go back down.... or just keep going down.

The "king" coin, it appears, is losing it's control of the crypto empire.

I randomly saw this on /b/ 7 years ago and I've unironically been doing it ever since literally every single time.

I take off my underwear and pants, more agile that way and much more clean.
When in public though a proper hover does the job though, but nowhere near as luxurious as getting a proper pose to embrace your inner "The Thinker".

It's not really about having a problem shitting while sitting, it's about doing it the better way.

You must not have tried it, have you user?

>Some of them have even passed what they were before BTC tanked.
isn't this simply because, instead of taking US dollars, people simply move to other coins temporarily? also, here it says altcoins fell as much as 18% cointelegraph.com/news/markets-see-massive-selloff-bitcoin-dips-below-5-600-for-the-first-time-in-2018

Yep. Instead of money or BTC people would rather move their value into alts. I'm definitely one of them. That 18% accounts for both sat and USD value.

not really, thats awkward as fuck doing it on a toilet lmao, i can see myself slipping and getting my ass wet with toilet water & piss

Well, it's not really for fat people. Although they do make a footstool that wraps around your average toilet for this exact use.

Can honestly say iv'e never fallen over/off the toilet doing this. Honestly I empty my bowels within 20-30 seconds so it's not like you have to sit there forever and wait. As the previous user mentioned it is a little more difficult in a public bathroom but it can still be done fairly easily.

Isn't this really dangerous?

Toilets stent designed to take that kind of focused weight (feet only, sitting distributes your weight more).

The toilet can literally crack and shatter, the splinters ripping your legs and ass apart

i empty in 10 seconds while sitting thats why i never even tried this and no im not a fatass

Again this really depends on the weight of the person. What most Americans or even Euros realize is this is how the majority of the world actually takes a shit - squatting.

Sounds like you have a very relaxed sphincter, lucky dog.

People who squat are disgusting. Squatters are basically animals.

WTF? obviously pic related is the only way to shit??????you have a nice comfy table you can put your laptop on or play with figurines?
WTF who sits facing the door?

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We were only doing it for thousands of years but ok.

Now he just needs the foot stool and there you have it. Top tier shittery.

how can people see this and think they should sit backwards? isnt that stupid? you obviously face the wall and use the water tank as a counter...been doing that since forever, never thought people put the counter on their back....ar people this dumb srsly?

It's a matter of social conditioning and stigma. The majority of people are just sheep governed by the system.

I was noticing this today as well. Crypto is on life support and BTC ends up losing dominance. KEK

I am waiting for this.
Or unironically BTC is in fact heavily manipulated.

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you're literally pic related

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this sounds like bullshit but i don't know enough about global shitting demographics to argue otherwise