Born with no arms and no legs

>Born with no arms and no legs
>Owns his own successful business
>Married and fucks an 8/10 & has kids with her

What's your excuse again, biz?

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How did they....?

Oblooongs

Down in the valley where a chemical spill

Came from the people living up on the hill

I wonder if they do it in the amazon position. She probably fucks him like a body pillow.

buy limblesscoin

image the smell...

>8/10
nope

When you cant soend all your time jacking off and playing sports.... I guess life gets better

Kek
I miss that show

Thanks, OP. Wasn't feeling like a big enough worthless piece of shit today!

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I thought having sex with an amputee is illegal.

Came to post this
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How does Nick wipe his butt?

Adversity builds an interesting and strong character, which women like. But I would not be surprised if there was some fetishization, or viewing him as an accessory or something to show off.

>those ears
cucked

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His wife has to wipe his ass, I assume?

she must pick him up and use him like a sex toy

>8/10
Shes a 5 by SE asian standards, a 3 by people standards

>8/10
you have mental issues
also, imagine how fucked up that child's life is having no father figure.

>Throw him in the water, call him Bob
>Hang him on a wall, call him Art
>Put him in a hole, call him phil
>Put him on the porch, call him Matt
>Put him in a bun, call him Frank
>Take a pee on him, call him John
That's all I can think of right now

I liked this guy. He came to our school, pushed religion a little too hard, but was still pretty cool.

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I was born with arms and legs.
(And I wont give it up even to be rich)

wait how does his kid have legs and arms

That's because this guy is on permanent nofap

did you fall for the evolution meme or something?

based

>8/10

I'm married to a six but I have all my limbs so I still win.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Lol'd