I waged slaved for 13 years after high school and lived in my parents basement to save $60k. I had no fun. No holidays only myself and working as a gas station attendant through awful shitty hours.
I was going to take that money last year and go to college. Instead I found this hellhole with fucking link shit and meme coins and lost everything. I checked and my balance is now $6000.
All those years wasted.
I cashed out today. I can’t afford college now.
I fucking hate this place.
You can't turn back now. Go all in something and just wait, you bitch.
6000 more than i have
>I cashed out today
Even if you bought link at $1 when it was at its absolute peak you'd have $30k left if you just cashed out
If you're going to make shit up at least make it believable with the publicly available data...
I’m thinking of going all in for weed stocks. Thinking of throwing the rest of money into canopy right now.
There must have been a HUGE exchange hack!
Coinbase??
Sell low buy high, don't do it dude
Nice bait, user.
that hit too close to home. years of saving and it all returns to nothing
You might as well have just stayed in at that point. You either 10x and break even (which is more than likely what would've happened) or you go down with the ship like a man.
You think thats bad OP?
college is the fucking worst. You have to fucking live with a roommatem. You have to wake up to see another guy across the room from you. Same person farts when they sleep and watches tv all day. Imagine getting back from work and you have to work with roommate studying with the lights.
And if you dont have a roommate. you have to spend $1500 a month on housing because everyone wants to live near campus. And because its a fucking college town, of course your neighbors are blasting the latest nigger rap on their surround sound speakers. And besides your neighbors, you have the joy of listening to 3 roasties getting plowed above you every night.
Getting a bad grade on exam is the worst feeling in the world. Its like getting yelled at by your boss x10. And if you want to do well on exams, you pretty much have tk study 5 hours a day.
All the women at college are fucking whores. And theyre proud to be whores. They think college is the free for all for being an emotionally complicated cum dumpster. They got years to grow up
The guys? Get ready to hang out with a bunch ofweeaboo smash addicts. Its that or total jocks who are everything sports.
If you dont watch movies, watch sports, and keep up with fucking rap and pop, the whole socializing scene at college is dead.
White guys are the most annoying fucking thing in the world. In class, its all talk talk talk. White guys talk more in class than actual white women.
all the asians are racist.
the market place is 3x the price of the grocery store.
so be prepared to eat campus food, every, single, day.
Your hours away from your family. One of your family members could die, and its like tough luck bitch. That dog you have spending time with at home? You only get to walk him 3 months of the year.
You think you make more money after college than tradeschool or somethging? Maybe if you have a 4.0 gpa and your working for fucking wall street. you make more just playing the stock market.
Please be copypasta
This is actually pretty accurate
Why the fuck would you sell right NOW? Fuck I feel bad for you, we're on the cusp of the next bull run and you just totally fucked yourself. Buy back in now and hold for up to 3 months.
>tfw not American
God bless
>be british
>go to uni 1 year before the price hike
>pay 9k TOTAL for three years, plus get 4k bursary for accommodation and living expenses
>instead of GoT-watching starbucks-drinking basic bitches, bang indie hippies who smoke weed and read literature
>go to the pub every saturday
>catch a 1 hour train to your parents home once a month if youre feeling homesick
>get job in America paying 50k a year starting salary
>bang dumb Americans who love your accent
Doing pretty good so far
>Sells crypto
>for fucking weed stocks
Lmao you were pretty late for both.
Amen
>The guys? Get ready to hang out with a bunch ofweeaboo smash addicts. Its that or total jocks who are everything sports
The worst part about college/uni desu. After 3 years I just struggle fitting in and don't even have a single friend.
This is sympathy-bait you retards.
>and meme coins
he probably bought Kucoin-tier shitcoins
thanks for the money goyim
basicly this, except I'm frm europe so I was actually getting paid to study, but I agree with most of it
People are absolute trash, roasties - no comment we all know what's up, guys -theywill try to siphon you out of your homework/projects/whatvever, everyone is acting in sel interest, if you think you will get a bunch of cool friends and make ne relationships, forget about it, if you haven't in higschool then too bad, that was your last chance for proper friends, everyone >18 is acting in self interest because the wieght of the incoming ratrace is already on everyone's shouders at that time.
Exams are stressful af unless you study some gender science, if you aren't at least 120IQ you're gonna struggle, even if you get the degree you will realize it's above your level and you'll get kicked out of every job.
Seriously college/uni is a meme, I have a degree in engineering, finished with the best grades in my whole group and still I'm not sure if I'd go to uni again If I could turn back time
Basicly you still have $6k left, start dca'ing into LINK, don't fomo with all 6k now, start buying a chunk every few days and you will be in a position next year where you can call your boss/roastie friend/whatever and tell them to fuck off
Go all on XRP and wait 2 to 5 years.
if you had actually bought LINK you'd be 400% up right now
retard
failing classes feels like working for three months non stop and then you don't even get a paycheck
fucking brutal
if I were you I would hunt down and kill these cryptoscammers
you gambled and you lost but why do you hate us for it
It isn't....
BUT IT'S GONNA BE
Do British women feel the same way about Burger accents? I've been there a handful of times but only fucked a girl there once. I'm from NYC for reference. Not a strong NY accent, not sure if it's noticable.
As far as I know it's kind of an indifference but definitely not a dislike. Definitely nowhere near like it is vice versa.
go to a coding bootcamp
>liking chav bree-yish eh'sent
the fucking state of mutt roasties. Bet they're fat af too.
OP - just listen seriously. Put all that into XRP. Ignore the shills here who give shit - if you put it in XRP you’ll make your money back. Whether you are able to stomach the risk tolerance is another question given how you’ll probably be on edge from the paranoia link has done to you. But I can’t believe you’d even invest in a meme. Ffs what were you thinking?
>getting a bad grade is the worst feeling in the world
lol. If a bad grade is a terrible thing for you, you got some growing up to do.
Wait till you work, and have a wife and kids.
> roasties
uh yeah. Half the fun of college is having sex with random women. If you can't do that, your standards are too high. Sometimes you need to make an easy lay-up before you start shooting 3 pointers.
Naw mean?
60k from 13 years of working while living with your parents? You have bad spending habits. You should at least have 120k.
I have like 100k after 3 years of working and I regret going to college and wasting those 4 years instead of working. I'd have 200k plus dividends from those would've added to 250k at minimum. 250k, i'd be making 20k per year by not working.
Seek retribution for us sir
Pls sir these scam put my family in bad time
>Getting a bad grade on exam is the worst feeling in the world. Its like getting yelled at by your boss x10. And if you want to do well on exams, you pretty much have tk study 5 hours a day.
or just not be a 70iq retard
proof that you can work hard for years and save, a single idiotic bad move on any market can wipe all your gains in a matter of days. You made the most idiotic of bad moves, you bought high. Dont feel bad so did hundreds of bizlets
heavy larp
>13 years
>60k
>parents basement
>wage slaved
no, you're fucking RETARDED
also, LARP.
> Didn't invest in self
> Invested in others and memes
OP you learned a valuable lesson.
Now pull yourself back up and get going.
Nobody /makes it/ on their first try.
I was in my dormroom (it was fucking awful...a tiny room shared by 2 ppl. Also a single bathroom on the floor shared by like 15 other dudes, had 3 showers and 3 toilets...) and in bed one night and my roommate (frat pledge) and his gf (sorority pledge) came in drunk and thought I was sleeping.
I pretended to talk in my sleep, something which I'm pretty sure I don't do. My roommate didn't pick up on the hint or didn't care. They fucked. We were probably like 15ft apart. I didn't want to kill his moment and I really wasn't interested in the really dumb chick he was bangin so I just kept pretending to sleep...
>be 2017
>be 23 year old homeless
>find shitty but stable job
>finally get a small shitty apartment of my own and get back on my 2 feet
> heh heh heh let me just take out a $20,000 loan for crypto, I'll just 5x it real quick for an easy flip
>down 90%
>have to eat oatmeal and mcchickens every day now for the next 2 years
My heart is starting to give out from the sodium bros. I think I am geting angina
tfw trusting biz lol
nothing wrong with sodium.
there is always people worse than you, I'd NEVER had a friend or even a girlfriend.
NEVER.... I didn't go to school, and I'm too afraid to get out of this room.
Not a perfect summary, but some points are on point. Dropped out with a semester of electives left. I'll go back and it will suck as much as I expected, but I'm too close to not finish the degree. I literally bought high and sold low but with life. Asians talk the most in class, the ones who are actual international students. Volume has no language ya fukkin gooks stop playing dumb. 'Proud hispanic' dipshits at every turn in academia literally make niggers almost tolerable.
Uni is a scam used by employers to screen you. That’s all. Just like “fake” IOU paper notes without any commodity backing, it is just a promissory note saying the Uni can certify that you have attended the degree/course and passed with certain grades, when one employer wants to verify it.
My girlfriend left me when she found out how much money I lost. 100k to 15k
"that was supposed to be for our future" is what she said.
anyone who has sympathy for this larping faggot is also a faggot
if this was true, he saved less than 5k a year while living in his parents basement. think of how pathetic that is, true or not.
"Guess it's just for my future now, bitch"
HODL and win
Kek this is so accurate. I pay $1000 a month for a single bedroom apartment 2 miles away from campus and I can’t even fall asleep until 2 am because I somehow ended up with a room right behind the hot tub (that’s open 24/7 365) and all I hear are Chad’s and Stacy’s fucking yelling and cracking up.
I think I’m going to fill my bathing suit up with sand and go in there for a couple minutes so it clogs the drains and fucks it up for a couple weeks till they get it fixed
Is this a joke? This must be a larp what the fuck op sell the lowest buy the highest nicely done
>50k a year starting salary
thats good? thats basically treading water, thats literally just enough to pay rent and buy food
consider that a blessing, anyone that shallow you should be glad to be rid of
Why are you blaming this place? Blame yourself for not doing research on a high-risk investment.
You could've made the right decision and learned about trading, but instead you relied on somebody else's dubious advice and unsurprisingly made your situation even worse.
Start owning up to your mistakes and you just might turn the remaining $6,000 you have into more than $60,000.
If you bought link when Jow Forums first started shilling it, you'd be sitting on about $250k. Even if you bought the top, you'd be on $30k. You made retarded decisions, don't blame Jow Forums for them. Fucking retard.
I would call you a sperg if this wasn't so accurate
If I made $50k/yr I'd have $30k left over after all my expenses
I make $40k a year with minimal effort but I'm only 19 and live with my parents so I have virtually no expenses. It baffles me that so many people in their mid-20s who spent 4 years or more in college make the same amount as me or less despite all that effort. I can't imagine having to pay rent and buy all my food with the amount I make now.
lol
HEY, SORT OF ON TOPIC AND USING CAPS SO I CAN GRAB YOUR GAY LINKIE ATTENTION, BUT SHOULD I BUY 10,000USD WORTH OF LINK? I STOPPED CARING ABOUT CRYPTO AFTER THE DECEMBER CRASH FROM 20K TO 6K AND AM THINKING ABOUT GOING HOMELESS FOR A YEAR. IF I INVEST 10K AT CURRENT PRICES AM I STUPID OR AM I SMART. I WANT REAL ANSWERS SHITHEADS.
Bullshit. Unless you bought the top of Link you're probably well in profit. Quit larping faggot.
Yeah, women just love the nasal whine of a burger, along with the overemphasised "Rrrr" sound ("Oh Heigh Theyrrrrrrrre") and the ability to sound like a retard at all times. I think it's a myth that burgers are dumber than everyone else, it's just that the accent makes it seem that way.
I make $15k a year at 27 years old.
>The worst part about college/uni desu. After 3 years I just struggle fitting in and don't even have a single friend.
guess what? it's 100x easier to make friends in college than later. It's the only time in your life when you're around people your own age, with lots of time and not much money, so you're forced to hang out and be social. You can be resentful that there are people not just like you or maybe go and actually talk to people. Without college your friends won't be people you "fit in" with, they'll be whoever the fuck it is in your little shitty town who have the same dead end prospects as you do.
College is filled to the rim with arrogant faggots. Attending college is one of the few regrets I have in my life
Bless you OP. Hope you're OK. I know it's painful BUT pain brings change and maybe you'll start working on building something.
I'm poor and I lost alot in this market too by stupidly putting my life savings in back last year. The pain of losing a couple thousand let me feel something new, and I started finally writing my book.
Are you saying you lost because of buying LINK? I'm not sure how because LINK is doing OK atleast for now.. Also college sucks.
>Canopy
Acreage Holdings goes on the market today, wait a week and then buy that instead, hodl for 6 months
OP may I ask how long you researched crypto and trading / investing before hitting that buy button?
Survivorship bias is a bitch Id like to here some losers thoughts.
>Id like to here some losers thoughts
>Id like to here
>here
I had a nice laugh
And when you put it that way, it sounds like a good thing. But we all know humans are fallible.
College was the best time of my life
t. Chad
Underrated
I'm not ugly, don't have extremely high standards yet I can't get laid in college.
You still have 6k, more than enough for a load of coke and heroin.
Everything's gonna be okay.
What do you do?
Holy shit I remember you. I laughed my ass off when I read your last post
haha just kill yourself pussy
how did you get a 20k loan with being homeless and a newbie wagecuck?
I don't care if this is real or not, I love it.
Seek ye first the kingdom of heaven, and all these things will be added unto you user
You didn't go down 90% investing in LINK, that's for sure.
>have no woman to cook for me
God forbid taking some pride in your own existence and cooking yourself healthy food.
cannabis is another bubble that needs to cool down
Commodities are a better bet, steel, aluminum, copper, zinc recycling and mining companies
I went to school and still have no friends of either sexes. Beat ya'.
I've been wage slaving living with my parents for a year and I've put $15 in the bank, get good fgt
I would keep this as pasta but it hurts too much
>tfw 10k became 72k
>tfw only lost 9.6k
>tfw still up 6x YTD
>yfw people like OP lost everything
Strange kind of feel
If anything you're wasting more money buying mcchickens
You're supposed to buy ingredients to cook stuff in bulk and then prepare your meal, save it in containers for the rest of the week.
Or just buy quick and easy things to cook yourself.
I'd like to see you shopping and cooking after 12h of work a day, 6 days a week.
>my bathing suit
What?
If you bought shitcoin just to get rich in one year you did not invest, you gambled... and because you sold, you have lost. Btw congratz on selling the literal bottom after hodling like retard for almost a year.
is self-studying a viable option? e.g. math+comp.sci
t. wagecuck in different industry with a growing interest. Pretty sure my shitcoins will be able to pay for the degree but I prefer to save money whenever possible
>wageslave for 13 years
>go to college
how old are you lmao
8% dividends
I hope you’re not saying commodities are a good bet because “farming is coming back in a big way”. The studies show that farms have consistent returns despite the volatility in commodities prices.
Sorry I’m retarded bye
b-but they t-yold me school is the answer for everything
are you s-saying that if i study hard and be a good boy, t-there's chance i wont make it?!
>I eat fastfood to save money
>I pay other people to cook my food to save money
what the fuck