suppose hypothetically my roommate left his pc unlocked and I know he has 1 btc
if i was to transfer to a paper wallet whilst he was out
what is my chance of being caught?
obviously he would suspect me, but if i just said "no wasnt me" am i safe or will i be assumed guilty and charged by police?
(does answer change if it was 100btc)
you are retarded and should kys yourself
You would not get caught 100%
Fuck him
You'd be more likely to see the bottom of the river.
And when the cops question your roommate, he'll simply say "no, it wasn't me"
what if he had 1000 btc and i only took like 20?
theres no reason he needs that many
Oh, so he's supposed to just ignore you being a thief because you only stole a little?
I want to believe you're just trolling but I think you actually might just be this stupid
what if it was like student accomodation and theres like 20 of us who would have access.
surely he'll just take it as a lesson learnt to improve security coz theres no way to find which one did it, right?
Man, they're going to love you in the cell block.
its hypothetical just wondering what would happen if opportunity arose
What do you think would happen? Lay out what you were thinking.
um stealing is bad. dont steal esp from your roomate. thats someone that you live with, its almost like family. wtf is wrong with you dont even think like that!
If you have to ask here you're going to get caught.
idk i'd say it wasnt me, blame it on a burglar or make him assume he had a virus or something
then keep the btc in cold wallet for a year or two and move away
Absolute lowlife faggot. At least nut up and admit stealing isnt right you fucking pussy.
Are you a socialist?
congratulations you're now a nigger. Don't be a fucking nigger OP.
what if he had 1000 btc tho, and i only considered taking afew?
theres no need for him to have that many...
robin hood?
A burglar breaks into his place, then logs on his computer, thinks "hey, maybe this guy has bitcoin", then does a transfer?
Shit, some people deserve the ass pounding they get in jail.
You are absolutely going to jail. Not only that, but I’m currently compiling a list of every address with 1k-1.5k btc and warning any available emails about your little stint.
As a real answer, instead of being a nigger, why not talk to your friend?
>Hey I happened to see that you own 1000 bitcoin. Can you give me some financial advice so I can be like you?
Heck if you probably mention that he left his computer unlocked, he might even reward you for warning him. Don't ask for a reward though and if you do tell him, do it out of the kindness of your heart.
Until you do either, you're still a nigger.
lol thats actually quite relevant/funny, thanks for sharing user
do it and buy LINK with your BTC fren
kidnap and torture your roommate till he gives up the private keys
don't be a sneaky jew and steal from him
be a man and take it directly from him by force
Export the private keys. Write them down. Do nothing. Move out in a month and sweep the keys into a new address.
ah yeah, hypothetically this seems like safest approach (as likely we wont move funds so soon)
sure I might be suspect but no way to prove at all, i'd hope..?
>Someone keeps leaving valuables within easy reach, no way any cameras are rolling
OP you have nothing to worry about, reach right into that honey pot
I'm really tempted to call you a fucking nigger and tell you to fuck off, but honestly your boyfriend deserves this.
There's only one way to find out.
Be a good guy OP. Buy Link with it, and occasionally send him some you earn from staking your node to torment him; Attach messages threatening to refrain from doing so if he tries to find you.
Steal them and sell them all for cash. Once btc hits $2000 tell him you won a ton of money on a scratch off ticket and want to give him some for being such a good roommate.
I think the safest approach is you killing yourself, to ensure your garbage ass DNA doesn't spread. Holy shit.
what do u mean
Not only are you garbage enough to steal from someone, you're so dumb you can't do it yourself and ask for advice online. Kill yourself.
wow old retard never fails to surprise
Based Scott Adams
Make a deal with some nigger to steal his computer after when he knows when he knows you weren't home.
Ahh robbery. It really adds value and makes the world go round. Im investing in chainlink so that one day after stressing for years about losing everything ill make it and go to check my balance to see that someone smarter than me took it from me. Thats real value
man, take 20 and send it to me and then show him that u truly dont have shit, ill give u 5 btc back theres no reason u need that many