/smg/ - Stock Market General

stock market edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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Strong year-end finish

Hey I have these exact same sponges

its the scotch brand, owned by 3M
Buy MMM

First for ASS

Go all in on AMZN, SQ, and SOXL. Thank me later.

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>>Go all in on AMZN, SQ, and SOXL. Thank me later.
yasssssssss

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world economic collapse when?
Im tired of waiting, it needs to happen Now

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never, golden bull starts tomorrow

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I never saved this pic because I could never stop fapping to it if I did.

It will happen if the US defaults on its foreign commitments and allows geopolitical rivals to start fighting over the vacuums.

Notably Central Europe vs Russia, Saudi Arabia vs Iran, and Japan vs China. All largely over resource access issues but also demographic pressure.

The western hemisphere, southeast asia and Africa are likely to continue growing in perpetuity because there are no major flashpoints that could spark a war that totally ruins the economy. The main structural problems are domestic and demographic which will take a century or more to manifest themselves in a way that could be considered a collapse. The above three scenarios are more pressing - Russia in particular because it has about 10 years to restore defensible borders and internal stability before both its ability to project power declines immensely and there is a change of leadership from Putin to someone else.

just imagine being rugby tackled by all six of them at the same time...............

big Black Swan tomorrow?

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>big Black Swan tomorrow?
No, last black swan was Trump's election

Market collapse tomorrow... futures are a bull trap...

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So buy LMT?

Trading futures is the most caved in wojak investment imaginable unless you have insider info

Golden bull confirmed
The Nasdaq is going straight to 8000 and the Spy 300

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Won't be the US fighting the wars if this happens. Buy US energy companies - ones that specialize in fracking. US oil is now cheaper and more plentiful than Saudi oil

Also liquid natural gas - Europe will start demanding it like crazy and they are starting to build LNG facilities

There are probably ETFs for all this shit but bottom line for investments is that US energy is a total bull market for the foreseeable future (decades)

do you want to buy my HCLP bags ?

No, I'm not a fan of picking stocks - all my money is in buying pieces of the market rather than individual firms

>US oil is now cheaper and more plentiful than Saudi oil
Saudis extract oil at 7$ per barrel my dude. US oil is plentiful but it's only profitable because of subsidies.

Today is the day my /smg/ frens !

But what was it again ?...

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Someone tell me the market capitalization of the nasdaq composite. It seems to be a big secret online. Im just trying to compare it to crypto.

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short FB

You think the Government taxes oil companies less?

...do you really not know about oil subsidies to keep prices down?

...they've been in place for decades now

The US government hands out free money to oil companies, and there's tax breaks for oil companies.

Surely the s&p cant be red 5 days in a row, c-can it?

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uhhh, yeah?

do not worry my friend

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Yeah .. how dare they give them 20% of energy subsidies even tho Fossil Fuels produce more than half of all energy.

You must agree then that renewable energy is complete not cost efficient.

>Renewable energy: $7.3 billion (45 percent)
>Energy efficiency: $4.8 billion (29 percent)
>Fossil fuels: $3.2 billion (20 percent)
>Nuclear energy: $1.1 billion (7 percent)

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None of us were criticizing the practice, you were the retard unaware of a long term federal policy.

The level of retardation in this thread astounds me every time I make the mistake of checking it.

That's only taking into account tax breaks, not the $20 billions of direct subsidies and the 0-interest loans.

nuclear is the cleanest form of power generation there is
and its the most powerful one too

the future is fission/fusion
the only way to change this is kill off 5billion people so we dont need as much fuel/food

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You think the subsidies in the US keep the global price of oil down and not the over production (fracking)? Careful who you call retarded.

The overproduction only works because of the subsidies...

The Government is not a bank loaning money to frackers, you mong. And no they don't hand them wads of cash either.

Wow. So you think subsidies caused the invention of the fracking technique?

You realize the vast majority of oil producing areas aren't profitable without subsidies.

This is my last post, you are truly retarded.

Tell that to your green buddies.

>The Government is not a bank loaning money to frackers
It seems that you are wrong.

>read some guides and expert opinions from famous traders
>go by p/e and other meme indicators to pick stocks months ago
>almost all the ones that looked good on paper with positive prospects have been failing me hard

I swear they modify those search algorithms to target suckers like me into buying shorts and lemons. Never falling for that shit again.

I'm glad that's your last post moron.
Its funny that you think a tax subsidy to a business is the Government handing out money. It the sense of entitlement that gets me.

>Its funny that you think a tax subsidy to a business is the Government handing out money. It the sense of entitlement that gets me.
US government help plan to US oil production
>tax cuts (5 billions)
>direct subsidies (20 billions)
>government-backed Federal Reserve loans
Educate yourself, fucking retard

>government-backed Federal Reserve loans
The hell? You think the Fed loans to Oil companies?
>25 Billion?
The Oil and Gas industry is responsible for 7% of US GDP

Its funny that you think the Government choosing to take less tax revenue mean the company can only exist by the grace of the Government.

I suppose you also believe that farming couldn't exist without the US government subsidies.

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Here we go boys!
starting to pump ATH

>The hell? You think the Fed loans to Oil companies?
Yes, and the word is "knowing" not "thinking".

>Its funny that you think the Government choosing to take less tax revenue mean the company can only exist by the grace of the Government
I've never said such a thing. However you were the one saying "US extracts oil at a lower cost than SA" which is retarded when you know SA state revenue is mostly oil sales.

You do know that today is the FED shitpost day right ?

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oh again? Ill get my memes ready for when i get off work

The pump was fake and gay. Europe crashing.

When is the December rate hike meeting?

sorry for the "blog post" but want some advice from fellow /smg/ lurkers
>be banging some chick here and there awhile
>tell her we aren't bf gf
>we go to local bar together alot to play pool with people
>i know people there because i grew up in the area.. same with her
>she goes there more than me, knows more people than me
>we go there together quite a bit, people always see us together but we always say we aren't together
>tonight some guy comes up to me and ask "are you trying to meet someone tonight"
>i'm confused and ask what he means.. he says.. that girl over there really wants to meet you.. blah blah blah.. i say.. umm sure give me a minute...
>tell the girl i'm hanging out with what just happend
>finish game of pool.. win..
>next player is the girl i always bang.
>i break and say i'll be right back
>go tell girl thats interested in me (7/10) that i'm interested too but this isn't the place i like to "meet people"
>tell her i'm in the middle of a game of pool (bar about to close)
>tell her my name and that i'm interested and that if she really is interested to hit me up
>she says she will forsure
>then i walk away
>finish game of pool and leave
>girl i'm chillen with starts telling me it was disrespectful because it's "her bar" and that all the people know we hook up blah blah blah...

She knows that we aren't bf and gf.. i've made it very clear.. is it wrong that i went and quickly told that girl that?

sorry for the blog post.. i'm a little drunk and coked out and rather get some opinions from some Jow Forums /smg/ posters since i relate to them more

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clearly the girl you're banging here and there has some expectation from you other that be banged here and there.

On a side note i want to short KO and SBUX will i sudoku myself?

you didn't look enough into her share structure

>On a side note i want to short KO
ooohh fuck.. that thing looks like it wants to roll over! buffett bout to get fucked

the girl just thinks it was disrespect because people know here there.. but they all know we aren't together... bitches man.. bitches

Well i looked at both of their structures.. but i've only dug into the filings of one ;)

Brit ministers leaving ship.
Hard Brexit inbound, short the UK.

in my experience most of the time bitches say one thing and imply the contrary.
>i'm ok with fucking but not being together
>what i meant was i want to be your gf, you never understand me.

any etf suggested? i don't have a forex account

orange bad man playing golf while we are literally dying out here

i want to cry,bros :(

rofl this brexshit

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I am tempted to phone them during their earning call next week and ask them what are they up to and the general way of them handling content. What do I need to prepare for to ask a question in earning calls? Or can I simply call their numbers and ask what I wanted to ask?

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Almost party time my niggas

Johnson & Johnson has won their lawsuit about baby powder causing cancer

Wewlads

Yeah fuck the babbies
LONG JNJ

>Yeah fuck the babbies
But that's gay

they won't remember

Based. I can't wait for Bayer to win the glyphosate cancer cases next.

until they get cancer at 30
but we'll have made it by then

Rocky wins though

Don't forget to invest in ASS

Amazon, Square, and SOXL

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your bang buddy is jealous, you did nothing wrong aside from sex out of wedlock

Hey, that's my line! The things that happen when I'm sleeping: I'll tell ya hwhat.

>people thought Brexit deal was done and set in stone because May said it was done, but no votes approving it by uk or eu government
>Like she has been doing a couple times a month for the past 2 years
Once again britian btfo, Brexit still on track to be a net loss for both uk and EU (moreso for UK by far)
How are British so fucking delusional?
EU has all the cards to play, ever since Brexit was triggered without a post Brexit plan being in place
It's like watching the world's slowest most retarded Trainwreck occurred in real time

It wasn't disrespectful, she is just jelly (maybe she's the kind that wants what she can't have?) And pissed someone else wants you and that you are into someone else too

Women are territorial as fuck, and sound like you fuck buddy has already "marked" you as hers (just metaphorically I hope) and is pissed that another women is trying to "claim" you

Or she has feelings and was hoping to be more than friends with you

Either way you are not in the wrong here, but you may want to watch your back

The GBP is in freefall, I guess they will have to change its name to the ounce.

Any news on Acreage Holdings? Anyone know when it will be available on Degiro?

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How low do we think weed stocks go after they all reported losses?

>bubblechart,jpg
denial

yes, the decline continues, as it always has been

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They know about it in secret, but no one will talk about it openly, especially not internationally.
And it is going to be a net lost to both even if a deal can be reached, it's only going to be a problem of magnitude. And also, how many tiny percentage can they hope to gain back afterward.

That's comparing against USD which is the currency for the raising power of the United States in the 20th century.
How it compares to French Franc over the last century?

10 minutes till premarket!

Let's go get some ASS!

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>And also, how many tiny percentage can they hope to gain back afterward.
they can hope for the best all they want, but UK isnt powerful enough to have their cake and eat it too

they will be a EU vassal within 50 years, or sooner
Brexit is just going to make that speed up now
>dont like how EU laws are overridding UK laws
>leave, but maintain EU laws/standards so that they have (less) access to the eurozone
>so now they follow EU laws but have no input to influence what EU laws get made

they were fucked as soon as they agreed to Brexit in the first place

similar, but more of a sideways of a slope instead of constantly decreasing

with a couple asymptote when france government gets changed/invaded

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Interesting to see how Chinas half assed trade offer is reacted to

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>>And also, how many tiny percentage can they hope to gain back afterward.
>they can hope for the best all they want, but UK isnt powerful enough to have their cake and eat it too
It is not "hope", it is just "some nice dream and story we make up to tell people so they won't be rioting on the street and investors/companies won't abandon UK immediately". It's like, we'll lost a billion in the future, but don't worry, we might be able to gain a few millions back here and there!

>they will be a EU vassal within 50 years, or sooner
>Brexit is just going to make that speed up now
>>dont like how EU laws are overridding UK laws
>>leave, but maintain EU laws/standards so that they have (less) access to the eurozone
>>so now they follow EU laws but have no input to influence what EU laws get made
>they were fucked as soon as they agreed to Brexit in the first place
That's why some in UK are now demanding a no deal brexit so they lost access to EU market while EU law lost its effect in UK.

Before the UK hopped in the EU, it was under IMF help because the economy was in shambles. The Franc was more stable in comparison.

>That's why some in UK are now demanding a no deal brexit so they lost access to EU market while EU law lost its effect in UK.
Damn that will be extremely rough for the brit economy

holy heckies @_@
we hitting 250 today?

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEcession

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NVAX and LODE

If today is green or flat I'm gonna say we will be good up to the summit, pending more news of course.

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Silver up.

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ALL RED BEFORE OPENING

DRUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!

GERMANY'S 10-YEAR BOND YIELD EXTENDS FALL TO 0.35 PCT


what is happening in Europe?

Brexit drama is all I've heard about recently, I'm sure some other shit is going down too though

brexit being handled like shit on purpose so the elites can cancel it

It's similar to powell and interest rates

>30 days before election
>interest rates should be much higher

It's pretty easy to sabotage brexit if you think EU is what stops the 2nd holocaust. It's pretty easy to sabotage the trade wars and american economy if you think Trump is hitler.

plan 4 2 day
expecting at least some slight rebound to 269.4

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GOP

KikeBook being investigated and is down.

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now ask yourself what do intellectual elites like powell think about trump or brexit? Who is in every position of power in USA/EU/UK?

or we just crash into oblivion on open @_@

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you fools didnt believe me

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