How many linkies do I need for a slampig? Also post slampig inspo

how many linkies do I need for a slampig? Also post slampig inspo

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She is not a slampig, she's a plus sized model and hardly even that
A slampig is a fat and usually ugly girl who will fuck you out of sheer horniness and desperation, almost like a man

Stop watching porn

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ugh.. I used to think that was hot but its actually disgusting.. Slam pigs will leave a dirty stain on your penis and your mind

Nice tits

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Help me build my lexicon user-kun. What is the difference between:
(1) A Thicc bitch
(2) A Thigg Bish
(3) A Braphog

and where does the previously defined Slampiggy fit in the continuum?

Also where does pic related fall?

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Found this.
Looks like she gained a ton of weight since the op pic
imgur.com/gallery/vprdSi6

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Siri has legendary fat deposit genetics, she looks like a hentai character with exaggerated female proportions but without the disgusting cellulite or chubby face.

Fingerbanged a slam pig in my car once, was embarrassing to put my hand down her pants "ope is this the pussy...nope, roll of fat...down further...roll of fat...roll of fat...ah finally!" 15 minutes later, goddamn my fingers stank for days.

>almost like a man

I'm not a horny dog like 99% men. It's weird. And you guys cope by saying I'm impotent lol. Nah man I got a brain, that's why I invest.

oh boy

i'll never forget the reason I have tfwgf now...
I didnt like howmuch effort I had to do to get to my latest fling's pussy. so i fucked her once then dumped her. tfw

10K LINK ENUF FOR A SLAMPIG
for a roastie you might need a bit more tho

kys faggot
SAGE

bump

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My ex wife was basically Siri but not quite as cute a face and probably shorter (Siri seems tall) why'd she have to leave me bros?

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>literally wants to become a pig

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Ah yes fren, the example you have shown here would be thought a 'thicc bitch' since she is pretty in the face and mostly thicc in the boobs, butt and legs whilst having fairly skinny arms and shoulders, rather mommytier, good choice