He uses the mouse wheel to scroll through Jow Forums

what was supposed to be the "smart" way?
catalog?

you should use MacBook's touchpad to scroll

>tfw you browse Jow Forums from your lambo

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Doesn't Jow Forums like Thinkpads?

scroll lock master race reporting in

>press middle mouse button
>move mouse 3 millimeters down
>slowly read through scrolling text while masturbating to tranny porn on the second monitor

That's the only way to use biz tbqhwy

Why the fuck are you still using a mouse in 2018 for non PC-game related things?

I use the mouse wheel button.. Not rolling the mouse wheel per se. Do I qualify?

rate

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>He uses a mouse
Ayo dawg but your mouse input is being tracked and analysed and the data extracted sold

It is possible to tell whether someone is angry or not from mouse movement alone

>Using a computer mouse
>in 2018

Most recent and relevant. Discusses security implications of the tech. Beyond computer mice and into other interfaces:
>blogs.lse.ac.uk/businessreview/2016/10/27/negative-emotions-influence-how-we-move-the-computer-mouse/

Specifies that it works on touchscreens too. Also a connection to desired government contracts. Representative Martha McSally R-AZ involved and pictured with researcher:
>uanews.arizona.edu/story/ua-professor-presents-developing-fraud-detection-technology-to-u-s-congressional-committee

WSJ report on the emotional results:
>wsj.com/articles/your-moods-change-the-way-you-move-your-mouse-1452268410

Article about how this tech detects bots from humans:
>aztechbeat.com/2015/11/neuro-id-can-identify-bot-from-human/

How the tech flags people as liars. 250 different metrics:
>tucson.com/business/local/ua-tech-spinoff-knows-when-you-re-lying-online/article_b52f922f-f88c-56fb-a7e1-7c35daf6ad98.html

Short explanation of how this technology can be used to detect emotional state:
>fortune.com/2015/12/15/computer-mouse-anger/

References attention control theory, how this works. It also references how combining this with a certain computer program can narrow in on the specific mood:
>medicaldaily.com/you-mad-bro-computer-mouse-may-detect-emotional-state-movement-speed-365508

How this technology is used to identify insider threats. The testing is concealed aka secret. It shows how people slow down to lie on questions, especially important ones:
>mis.eller.arizona.edu/sites/mis/files/documents/events/2013/mis_speakers_series_jeff_jenkins.pdf

If you were wondering, I used my penis. Big Brother will soon know if you're lying simply by mouse movement.

>giant red dildo next to keyboard
>plugged into computer
>scrolls down when I pull it
>can't scroll up because theres no up in this business

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lol op

I scroll with my thumb

>He has a mouse
fucking pleb

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But this is pretentious Jow Forums