I have a challenge for you Jow Forums:

faggot detected

I can, but it takes a long ass time and kinda sucks. Handjobs are even worse
bjs are massively overrated.

Whatever the price, it's gotta be better than spending $100k/yr+ on a wife and then maybe, just maybe, getting your dick sucked on your birthday.

Sorry, Mr. Chad. This place is for losers like us. Reddit is the other way.

Being sucked sucks hard. Female saliva is too cold and roof of the mouth shape isn't adapted. It's way more comfy to be in a warm vagene or anus.

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>Female saliva
so you got experience with other type?

It's realistically doable with hookers that do CIM... until pissing comes in to play. Even worse, "every moment" means also WHILE YOU'RE SHITTING LMFAO

good shit OP
I wonder how many people in the world exist that have had their dicks sucked while shitting (outside of scat porn).

Although I've heard girls in scat porn do it because they're high on some hard ass drugs and are doing it in exchange for drugs or some shit.

So I guess it IS doable if you get junkie hookers.

what is a blumpkin

its pretty common

No, that's why i precised females. Maybe males saliva is warmier but idk, they probaly both have the same temperature desu.

Okay, assuming that you mean every moment (even though you cannot cum anymore, yet you keep hydration- and nutrion levels at bay)

You need to be 16 in Nevada hire a prostitute.
Average life span of an american male is 77.
Since you're not able to cum over and over forever, you need to buy hours at a hooker instead. The avg. hr pay is 250USD at Nevada brothels.

So if you're 16 years old and die at 77 = 61 years, = that's 534360 hours.

That means that it would cost you a grand total of 133590000 USD, if you had your dick sucked at 250/hr in Nevada from 16-77.

Not calculating all the costs that don't have to do with this. Also not assuming you would get discount (you wouldn't, they are money hungry, and rightfully so).

I'd get bored after like 30 minutes and want to be left the fuck alone so i can play vidya

she has to do tongue stuff at the same time
sometimes I could last very long easily, but if she does her tongue thing to the corpia spongiosum, oh my god it is like a constantly cheeky tickle that also feels fantastic. (i'm circumcised, so I assume it would be even more sensational if I wasn't)

I cant even cum more then once per day
Pretty sure an eternal blowjob would quickly turn to a painful hell

0$ just neck yourself

3,000 usd / month in Pattaya

Are you by any chance circumcised?

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Free, start a cult.

Male saliva would be warmer because of metabolism and thermodynamics
t. not a fag but knows science, bitch.

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Hmmm.
> 1000 usd basic cost of living per month is so small by comparison you can basically ignore it.
> hooker = about 1000 thb per hour * 730 = about 22.2k USD per month * 12 * 90 =21.36m USD
> assuming a 12k thb day rate instead of literally every goddamned hour (she'd probably bitch about it if you legitimately wanted mouth to dick action 24 hours a day though, surely? Would it even be possible to sleep with that happening? I'm a big fan of the wakeup blowjob, but they always wake me up reasonably quickly) half that so 10.5m USD
> assuming day rate + also 8 hours for sleep but keep the same discount 8k THB per day down to 8m USD
So probably realistic estimate assuming you've got 90 years left in the tank is around the 8m USD mark. You might be able to setup a bulk deal with some blowjob bar to keep you permanently balls deep in local dental work at a discount from that.

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nice job fucking white trash. if only your ancestors had invented the wheel maybe you could impress them even further

Lol yes lets clean up after 15 dogs and literally be cucked by them since they outbred us.

I unironically want the pleb version of this. Blowjob subscription. Random from a pool you vet comes around to suck your cock and swallow your cum once every n period or something similar. I'd subscribe to that for probably a pretty high price and consider it a good bargain.

the mouth is for eating drinking vomiting and talking
sex is for bonding and having children
everything else is for pathetic cucks
kill yourself

She's smoking hot. God damn it, she looks so good. Never seen anything alike it. Source?