/smg/ - Stock Market General

THOT status = patrolled edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Open]
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Open]

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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God bless GE spreads.

Golden BUL

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SPY $300 EOY confirmed

anyone else am buyed NVDA calls?

shoutout to all the brave options traders that actually make it work somehow. good on yall

Runs with Bulls

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Everyone laugh at GE

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Wasted get

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Based Texas user edition

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if there's more cowgirls like that im moving to texas ASAP

>Found On Road Dead

Not just a vehicle parody.
>F

LCI... Get some.

>if there's more cowgirls like that im moving to texas ASAP

There isn't. More Mexican now.

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If you guys want a stock that is heavily undervalued with a great future and a growth look no further than FVE. This stock should be valued at about $5 per share.

>t.closet homo

;_; pls let us out of this recession

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She looks like she could rip the head off a water moccasin with her clit. Imagine those thighs gripping you when she cums.

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>thinks this is a recession and not just a 10% correction

you're gonna be straight liquidated when we actually get a bear

But can it get Mid-Teens?
I've already lost my ass on SNH. I don't trust these senior homes.

>that tripname
user, I...

reluctant kneepad girl is already turning into a liquid

AMD didn't have the steam to break 21.

Hell house llc is a good movie

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hello stockies. is the golden bull still on the menu? im asking for a friend

>If you guys want a stock that is heavily undervalued with a great future and a growth
way ahead of you.. already bought some LCI

>FVE

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I'm never buying anything but SPY ever again

Fuck this shitty market

that shit is going to ZERO

yes
spy 300 eoy

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>tfw bought GE at $20/share a few years back
Fucking kill me I should have sold at $13 a few months back

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no, seriously. what about the rate hikes?

based we all lose / we all win investor

just buy puts with whatever's left of it.

Do you think Im joking?
December rate hikes have to happen. for 2019 Powell gave some relief yesterday saying he will review the data and watch carefully

stop. i can only get so erect

>eating her out until she cums
>suffer compound skull fracture from her thighs

or

>missionary, you try to pull out
>she says no and forces you in deeper with her legs wrapped around you
>making babies with a qt3.14159265

that would probably be peak moment in my lifetime

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rate hikes play against the golden bull. could we get sideways until 2020?

Would it be good to buy into Nvidia right now?

thinking of debit spreads on spy. should i wait until later in the afternoon to confirm it'll stay green?

i'd keep buying puts on it desu. most of nvidia's sales come from gpu mining and people are losing interest in the mining game with shitcoins nowadays.

This stock has heavy insider and institutional ownership with a large percentage of shares currently short. It's going to get squeezed really soon.

I can't trust you until you post images.

this is my favorite image

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those guys are retarded and have no idea what that means.

LCI is going to moon soon and when it happens people are going to ask why when you basically just told them

only Up

it's got 90k shares short interest. float is 27m..lmao

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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dividends are cool and all but i legitimately got a boner from GE in freefall.

welp premarket killed my gains, guess we just going even today

Fat goblinas and Lefty faggots with cowboy hats. God help send them all to Hell.

accumulating Lowes but after the home depot earning blunder its not looking too good

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I just developed the ultimate stock portfolio strategy:

Buy puts on every company with a female CEO

Driver Returns On Foot

What went wrong with this company? I thought it was doing fine?

Lol, you might as well put all your money in the toilet and flush.

>It’s time to stop lumping Netflix in with the other FAANG stocks, Imperial Capital analyst David Miller wrote in a note to investors Friday

who here is long FAAG?

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PUT IT BACK

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china auto sales are down 3 months in a row (and looks like 4 months in a row soon)

last month chinese auto sales were down 40%

every car company with china exposure is hurting

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there's an ETF for that

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She can probably make her pussy tighter at will. I imagine she has the common courtesy to clamp down on your dick when you but inside her.

holy. fucking. shit. no fucking way.

*nut

Netflix is definitely the weakest link of FAANG
FAAG is a much better option

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UGAZ going at it again.

b-but normies wouldn't buy a stock portfolio called FAAG

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this is actually wild what in the fuck? Today just got hella interesting.

>not including msft
>including FB

FANG IS DEAD FAAG IS DEAD, ALL HAIL MANGA

>Microsoft
>Amazon
>Netflix
>Google
>Apple

netflix is still weak. MAGA, a portfolio only a true republican would own.

i'm guessing there are enough companies in those indices that they move along with the S&P500. it's just a "feel good" fund to extract fees from investors.

This but instead of Google put GoPro

(((they))) run these funds. Costs to short it.

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got u fa m

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>Costs to short it
Why don't more stocks do this

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today just keeps getting better and better.

FB is the weakest link you noob

this, kind of

>MSFT
>AMZN
>NFLX
>GOOGL
>AMZN

NFLX will probably just be sideways soon though, not up
AAPL has been overpriced for years now

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>Microsoft
>Amazon
>Google
>Apple

MAGA portfolio is goat CHAD portfolio.

once im done all inning LCI im gonna all in this

the trips of truth. buying calls on all of these right now.

Shhhh... I want that to be a secret.

need to fit Twitter in there somehow to profit off the TrumpTweet

Why exactly shouldn't I load the fuck up on DGAZ and wait for natgas to hit a speed bump so it moons?

It would be a sure bet except today is Friday. What's the weather going to do all weekend to really fuck with this.

aight i started with puts on AMD. Forgive me Su, but it is what I must do. Let's see if this shit fills.

Anyone getting into ATVI as it continues to drip down? They are positioning themselves nicely with a focus on mobile gaming which will be massive with the casual gaming zoomed crowd. Literally who does not have a phone? WoW classic is going to be massive aswell imo.

Lol nice try bag holder

she's like 4 feet tall. she only looks strong because there's not a normal sized person next to her to put her tiny-ass into perspective.

bought qqq at the top today.

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JUST

oh well, i was going to long this shit anyway

>top

>you have to be tall to be strong
Wew you need to get out more.

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Those will be the first to fucking explode when the longest bull run has the hardest recession eventually. I'm not tryna be a debbie downer, but keep your stop losses in check and be ready to short or convert to something like BND whenever it hits.

Also if you only have a handful of stocks like that check short %s daily for each one. If you see it jump or swing above 15 some insiders know something you dont and are about to shit on normies.

t. 50% ITOT, 22% cash from my AMD stop loss, and the rest in MSFT.

bought DGAZ and LXFT do your worst!

just remembered its friday and large specs arent even trading. whats the point. anime isnt real, this sucks

AMD PUTS EXECUTED. IT'S ON. SHORT ALL WOMEN. THIS IS A Jow ForumsVESTING THREAD NOW.

Strike at $21 btw so you can laugh at me if i get #MeToo'd

that just makes her cuter

and means it will be easier to get blowjobs, and look down her shirt

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>POL

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anyone else hodling amrs for the next 5 years?

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