Salmon Tips

What's the best way to cook salmon? I heard it's best to cook it in the top of your dishwasher and not sure if I should use quick wash of the full one. Is this actually true? I have a dinner date tonight and heard girls love salmon, I really want to impress.

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thought you were meming but I guess that's a real thing. I wouldn't do it

Put it in your dates dung hole. Fuck her in the vagina for 30 minutes to create friction and heat to cook it. Have her push the fisj out after the 30 minutes of fucking, and then nut all over it as a sauce

t. Norwegian salmon connoisseur

Forget the dishwasher; you want to be using the washing machine (DON’T use any detergent). Pop the salmon in with some Linguine, cream, salt, pepper, dill and half-fill the conditioner drawer with lemon juice. 20 min quick wash setting at 40 degrees C and presto. Bloody delicious.

put in hot oven, eat, add salt and pepper before you put in oven
this is the most efficient and bestest possible way

Half a stick of butter in a fry pan and give it about 4 mins on each side (varies hugely with thickness tho) until both sides have a brown crisp.

agreed but also based and red pilled.

>heat olive oil in a pan
>season with salt pepper and thyme on top
>cook both sides for a couple minutes
>glaze coconut oil on the top

bam, some luxury ass salmon

with fries and asparagus

Grill with butter, serve with lemon and salad. Also you aren't gonna impress with salmon.

Steam it in a bamboo steamer. It only takes 7 minutes and it unlike baking it, it doesn't dry out as much. Instead it remains soft and fatty. Really good when just mildy spiced with pepper and lemon juice. Steam some sliced veggies with it and eat with brown or wild rice for a solid meal.

Marinate in garlic onions sauce Maple syrup salt pepper mixture for half an hour. Then bake for 20 minutes at 400F covered.
Guaranteed to be the best salmon she ever had

Serve with mashed potatoes (no milk you autist, just butter and Romano cheese)

I like to give it a coating of a rub and hot smoke for about 25 minutes. Usually will have other stuff to smoke since I'm not firing up my smoker for just salmon.

Don’t forget added ligma for taste :)

Not onion sauce , onions sauce, sry

fucking newfag soiboi. Go back

Don't cook it at all, just watch out for the salmonella

the above user has already covered luxury ass salmon

No, you dumbass. You don't cook the flesh side at all hardly. You cook them on medium high heat with the skin down for 7 minutes. Flip on to the fleshy side and cook for about 30 seconds to 1 min. Remove.

You're wasting your keystrokes, I bet nobody here has olive oil in their kitchen.
But they should! Also, OP WTF motherfucker you better be trollin

It's only our 4th date, not sure we're ready for this yet user...

I see the dishwasher is prob not the best way. I'll go with based luxury anons tip. Thanks, wish me luck.