>tfw all the people who made it have really cool sounding names
>Elon Musk
>Nikola Tesla
>Vitalik Buterin
>Sergey Brin
>Amancio Ortega
tfw my name is unironically Bob. I'm never going to make it...
>tfw all the people who made it have really cool sounding names
>Elon Musk
>Nikola Tesla
>Vitalik Buterin
>Sergey Brin
>Amancio Ortega
tfw my name is unironically Bob. I'm never going to make it...
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>Bob
Kek. you might as well be named "insert name here"
Confirmation bias. But yeah you probably won’t make it. Not because of your name though.
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>Bob Saget
>Bob Ross
>Bob Dylan
>Bob Barker
>Bob Marley
>Bob Evans
So change your name bro. Something cool like Max Steel.
>Bobby Lashley
I'd go by Bobbo if I was you
Nikola tesla was penniless you dumb cunt he spent all his money on scientific research
Why not Adolf?
>spent all his money on scientific research
old school term for booze and hookers
Max Power
Tfw my name is Cody
>Max Power
I got the name from the blow dryer
>Codys Lab
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There was a police sergeant named Max Fightmaster. Sergeant Max Fightmaster.
I had always heard police, but I guess he was Army then National Guard
>tfw people always tell me my name sounds like a movie star
>tfw when i was in the hospital the black nurse called me "mr. movie star"
>tfw probably never gonna make it
>nobody will remember my movie star name
namelets report it
>have one shot at life
>parents name me Melvin
your name on your birth certificate is bob? if it's actually robert then why not go by rob? also, is your best friend's name neil by any chance?
kek
Start calling yourself Robert, faggot
At least its not Merlin. Although Merlin would probably be cooler, chicks wanna see that wand
"His name is Robert Paulson"
And if you don't like it, STIFF
member when the simpsons were cool
ya robert frost.
also bob burger is pretty cool desu
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Bob is probably short for Robert. Rename yourself Robby two-times [last name]. Then you can make it.
You should read the freakonomics chapter on names, it really does have a freaky correlation to how your life ends up turning out
My name is Kevin, literally the most NPC and normie name ever. Feel like kms everyday