/wagecuck/ general

i was doing civil engineering. quit to get sober during the summer and before it led to me being fired. will look for another job in spring if i don't make enough on shitcoins to train as something else.

Analyze customer cellphone accounts for $23/hr (do not communicate with customers)

Do you get drug tested

i slave away for some boomers yard work like the good little mutt i am, i only make 10$ an hour and on average every month i make about 60$

How do I get into this?

I install sheet metal cladding and flashing on commercial buildings (shit like walmarts, apartment buildings, government buildings, etc) for $26/hr. Part of a union so I get guaranteed yearly raises. The job isn't too bad but I want to invest wisely and get out of it at most 10 years from now. Not looking to make my nut in

I'm a federal wagecuck who produces agricultural statistics for public consumption. The job is mind numbing - sending surveys out, receiving them back, commanding an army of undercompensated state employees who do in-person interviews with hard-to-get farmers, I edit farmers' surveys to correct their shitty math and summarize the results to produce an indication that we use as the basis to set an official estimate of, say, corn yield or cash rent paid per cropland acre, shit like that.

I honestly don't do anything that a clerical worker with a high school certificate couldn't do but the job requires a maths degree and pays $80k/yr. Plus my coworkers are fellow gave-up-on-life fedcucks who mind their business and don't cause a lot of workplace drama. No direct interaction with the public. Unfireable and occasionally I get paid surprise vacations (government shutdowns/furlough).

Just accumulating LINK and waiting for the day I can quit my job, go fuck off in a cabin in the woods and spend the rest of my days smoking DMT and watching anime.

Fuck dude civil eng seems like the motherfuckin tits, I have a bachelors in crappy business admin then I realized HR is for faggots

Not sure why I am cursing this much sorry. I am probably too bad at math anyway.

No. I have no security clearance so even though I work for a government agency I don't get drug tested. I smoke a fat joint every Friday before lunch, I have a favorite spot on a side street I go to. Here's a normal day for me.
>roll into work 7:20
>clock in, log into outlook
>7:30 call the contractor and ask if they're working on my office's project today
>if they're not working, I have literally nothing to do
>it was normal for me to have inspections for 3 or 4 days in a row and then nothing for 3 or 4 weeks
>fill out the report I have to write daily, today I'm doing "office work"
>it's 7:40, go to bathroom and sit for 20 minutes taking a phat shit
>8 o'clock, I leave to "get breakfast"
>sometimes I go to fill up the car, sometimes I go to home depot, sometimes I go to the mall to do some shopping, sometimes I go to autozone
>on Fridays back when my best friend sat at the desk next to me we would go smoke a joint together before getting breakfast, I still keep the Friday tradition alive, just alone since he got a better job now
>get back to office 8:30 or 9 or 9:30, nobody cares
>walk past bosses office, 90% of time he's playing solitaire
>9:30 to 12:30 I spend doing anything. Some days I literally sleep at my desk for 2 or 3 full hours uninterrupted. Most of the time this is spent shitposting. Sometimes I watch Netflix. Ive literally installed a new battery and lightbulbs in my car and vacuumed the interior in our parking lot
>boss is usually out 12:15 or 12:30
>I follow suit 15 minutes later
>usually home by 1 on days there's no inspections, on the clock till 3:30

I sell Renovation Packs to Multifamily Apartment Complexes. Work from home, dont have to generate my own leads, get a nice base and commission.

I like it. Lots of traveling in my territory and only have to be social for 20 minute spurts.