I've been informed they're about 80-85% compete with the smart contract audits
They expect to finish by end of next week with possibility of running into early next week.
The auditors won't provide an exact update on the status of the outcome until they're finished, however they've indicated things are positive.
I have no idea when the Chainlink team themselves will publicize the results, but they will have them quite soon.
Will create a new thread next week if I find out more
they've already been finished
NEXT
This is going to be one of the hardest dumps on main-net and the project will basically fail because people will never use it for anything other than to PnD, which will completely fuck the tokenomics and make the whole thing useless. Sergey will realize this and just disappear along with the rest of the team. SWIFT and co will realize this, and begin to quietly remove any references they have to this embarrassing experiment which - who knows, might have succeeded if it wasn't for the retards who infest this place and run painfully obvious shill and fud campaigns. Many of you will experience the kind of hopium crash which actually kills people, and I suppose suicide is a fitting reward for some of the more smug retards who clutter up this board, but I hope it isn't all of you. There will be no more memes, no more dreams of lambos or whatever NPC tier 'rich person's car' you've picked out in your imagination as you're left in the dirt holding a bunch of link bags. Even a fraction of the money some of you invested in link could have helped you make it during the next bull-run in a legitimate project. Imagine that. THAT is what you should be visualizing. Not your stupid fucking holiday home, not your imaginary future "faithful" gf / wife, nor an early retirement where you don't need to toil away at menial tasks for your betters from inside your 9-5 existential prison cell - you should instead be visualizing yourself scraping together what little money you have left in the wake of your devastation to try and ride something like BAT or Holo up, and your dream of MILLIONS OF DOLLARS suddenly becomes a much more realistic 100k-200k at most. I mean it's not bad - more than you intellectual runts probably deserve. You'll all see I was right. I always am.
I can respect this larp for being direct and to the point. No 'can't divulge my sources but singularity soon' vague-ass bullshit.
Good good. The longer they take to publicize the results, the more time I have to get my cheque to clear to buy one last set before the price takes off.
I've been thinking about pregnant men for years. I never thought I would jerk off to the idea of a pregnant Sergey till I finally couldn't take that handsome fucking face anymore and shopped his face on to a pregnant manbody late feburary before proceeding to absolutely destroy my cock with friction burns.
I, at one point had masturbated to Sergey 170 times. Right now I have scars on my cock which only allow me to masturbate 40 times a day..
However, my parents who are wealthy have been listening to my pleas to help me buy the materials so that I might hand-craft a custom pregnant Sergey bodypillow so that I will stop pissing on the floor in the basement. They are finally listening to me and are going to put in 75 Euros worth to buy the materials I will need to craft my masterpiece.
I'm getting the money by this Friday to invest in. Now i need some advice here. I don't want to have my beautiful work of art invalidated by emergent technology which would take my third-trimester coital cravings in a more digital direction.
You see, at the same time I'm scared that quality VR with enhanced touch-sense bodysuits is coming like off of my favorite movie, Ready Player One. After that happens I really, seriously believe that I will be able to create the true Pregnant Sergey Waifu VR experience. I really, seriously believe that this tech is just around the corner because it looked really realistic in the movie. I'm not sure that my bodypillow would satisfy me if this happens, so it would fall into disuse after 4 months and all of that time and money would be wasted.
I've been given a second chance to make my dreams come true. And I promised my parents I wouldn't use these sewing supplies to sew the cat to my shaft again.
But I have one shot, one oppurtunity to hit this right. I really REALLY don't want to make this bodypillow if I'm going to stop using it soon anyway.
But I come to you guys to seek insight on future VR sex experiences. How soon do you think before they introduce touch-sense bodysuits? VR porn exists already, and it seems as if the market is going to break into some truly groundbreaking tech soon.
With my money and my parents money combined i'll be able to craft a custom Sergey bodypillow which will last at least 17 months before it starts to get really dirty. But I might never touch it after the first quarter if the VR market suddenly surprises me with the final component needed to help me be with Sergey forever.
But I want to make sure with absolute certainty this won't happen, because 75 Euros is a lot of money and I am not that good at sewing so it will take a long time.
I'm seriously worried I might even consider throwing it out after 6 months. So please. Advice from you oldfags who do extensive research would be much appreciated.
I'm trying to figure out if I should even make this bodypillow
Shall I wait till the next big Oculus reveal? Or will the bodysuits even happen? Or are we seriously about to explode to unkown levels of interactivity which we've never seen? I'm talking a suit which can suck me off in the next year or two?
is this drunkanon? He was talking about the audits said it was being done by trail by bits or something
Any idea on how long it will take after audits finish for them to release mainnet?
the audits are already done. Bad larp