I have no money or food

I have no money or food.
What do it do.

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Rice and beans

mcdonalds app gives coupons.

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Fast food place to take condiments, it's not nutritious or tasty but it's calories.

This. I lived on rice and beans for a while, it's actually quite filling.

Alao this, you can add ketchup to the rice and beans. Also free food samples in shops, eat as much as you can until they tell you to leave.

I'll buy you a pizza. What's the best way to do this anonymously.?

Get him a big bag of rice and lots of beans, then he'll have food for days.

You got kneepads?

beg on reddit, post pictures so they know you aren't lying, bonus points if you're "diverse."

if you're for real you'll have no problem.

i saw a guy diggin thru trashcans at the gas station. i felt bad for him but also felt disgusted at them same time. maybe someone will buy you a hotdog

By sending money through the mail.

im not so comfortable with telling people my address on Jow Forums.

Use a P.O. box for pizza.

if only there was some form of secure anonymous transfer of funds over the internet. hmmm

i have no idea on how to use bitcoin

Yeap that settles it.Kneepads for you.

lmao duh you're right
Do you have a way to get to the nearest pizza place? You could do carry-out.

fkin kek

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homeless shelter, food stamps, panhandle, sell old shit, bum food from friends

or ya know, get a job