I want to learn how to program smart contracts. I know Solidity is a wretched piece of shit...

I want to learn how to program smart contracts. I know Solidity is a wretched piece of shit, but it also has the strongest community. Are there any worthwhile alternatives?

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how much you think she makes a week?

More than I would make in a month programming smart contracts.

what do you think she does for a living?

programming brap contracts

A programmer, probably.

why do NPC women dance so bad but if I do that people laugh at me

Because nobody wants to fuck you.

They all look so stupid with their spines bent like that to make their asses look bigger

Women were a mistake

I feel like the older I get the more stupid they look. Like I see them with half their arse hanging out or in some ridiculous outfit and they just look dumb. I think it's probably my testosterone levels falling as I age, but it's actually liberating. Women are disgusting creatures.

why do you want to program a smart contract?
what would you make?

do you think they let out a little brap every time they move their ass?

brappin to the music, brap brap brap brap. four on the floor brap

I'd probably start with small simple stuff like tokens and basic games just to learn it. Eventually, I would probably start taking contract work as a blockchain developer.

you right

most tokens are copypasta - just look at your favorite tokens and see the commented out code - it will usually be from one of 3 tutorials

Supposed to learn JS first.

Solidity is based on it anyways. But don't underestimate it because it has been specialized and improved for SC. Try to code a SC in any other language and you will probably just yourself

fuck man i just fapped to something but your webm is incredibly better than what i fapped away

Learn JAVA

The next big smart contract platforms all run with custom JVM implementations that have fallback Solidity support.

>source am blockchain dev

Platforms with most interest are unironically shit talked “I lost everything” threads on biz. DYOR from there.

>Jose Cuervo

lol

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kill all thots

Ark you mean ark

incel cope

Hit me hard. I don't think they're disgusting creatures. I just go walking out on club nights and grimace when I see it. I think it's more the fact I don't see them as potential mates anymore.

DAG let's you build smart contracts using Java, Scale, or Kotlin (any JVM)

Scala*

cryptozombies
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which chains use java?

I use solidity and it works fine, just read the docs they have examples and everything.

incel cope

DAG

its replacement will be holochain building happs in rust and javascript

how much $$$ do I have to make before girls like that actively seek to fuck me just because I'm rich

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Much more than we will ever have.

Learn vyper. It's a lot better and once vitalik finishes itand releases it fully it will have a lot of support. It is the most obvious choice if you don't want to do solidity. Its also way better imo as it's syntax is based off python instead of JavaScript. Fuck JavaScript. Documentationd is lacking but that's to be expected for a work in progress