I am pic related. My parents are tired of my shit and gave me $2k to go ahead and do something useful

I am pic related. My parents are tired of my shit and gave me $2k to go ahead and do something useful.

How do I do something useful Jow Forums? Surely this is the right board to ask. Redpill me so I can turn this 2k to at least 10k

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Participate in /smg/ and /entg/ threads.

In my opinion, $2k is a good starting point for day-trading. Otherwise, try to find a job with your current skill set and save.

Buy a bunch of shitcoins and lose all your money user, that will impress them.

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Thanks a lot user. I will look out for these threads. Unfortunately I dropped out of college and haven't had a job in two years so it will be hard to find a job that isn't McDonald's...

>parents gave me 2k

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learn how to trade/scalp - trade with 0.5% of your capital.

learn real technical analysis. Avoid youtube amateur MAC-D/RSI/MEMELINE analysis.
RSI often spike out of control during stophunts.
Mac-d will cause you to exit early.
learn orderflow , liquidity pools , accumulation - distribution runs, dmi-adx, volumetric market structure analysis with market profiles or session volume profiles.

Get a tradingview pro account and tensorcharts.


Go on youtube learn about tensorcharts functions like heatmaps, spoofing, large order trackers.
The idea is that you can intercept large trades before 99% of the normies do and get your limit order filled before the normies front run you.

and do a test.
If you're analytic type you will make your 100k within 1 year.
If you're not analytic you will become fuel for longs / shorts

Dude, thanks. Seems like a lot of shit but I have so much NEET free time that I might as well put it into good use now that I've quit videogames/porn. Also I've always loved reading and learning new stuff. Thanks again man

I've a question though. If you make all this money why are you posting on this meme website?

That’s the secret, captain. Leave.