I am pic related. My parents are tired of my shit and gave me $2k to go ahead and do something useful

I am pic related. My parents are tired of my shit and gave me $2k to go ahead and do something useful.

How do I do something useful Jow Forums? Surely this is the right board to ask. Redpill me so I can turn this 2k to at least 10k

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Participate in /smg/ and /entg/ threads.

In my opinion, $2k is a good starting point for day-trading. Otherwise, try to find a job with your current skill set and save.

Buy a bunch of shitcoins and lose all your money user, that will impress them.

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Thanks a lot user. I will look out for these threads. Unfortunately I dropped out of college and haven't had a job in two years so it will be hard to find a job that isn't McDonald's...

>parents gave me 2k

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learn how to trade/scalp - trade with 0.5% of your capital.

learn real technical analysis. Avoid youtube amateur MAC-D/RSI/MEMELINE analysis.
RSI often spike out of control during stophunts.
Mac-d will cause you to exit early.
learn orderflow , liquidity pools , accumulation - distribution runs, dmi-adx, volumetric market structure analysis with market profiles or session volume profiles.

Get a tradingview pro account and tensorcharts.


Go on youtube learn about tensorcharts functions like heatmaps, spoofing, large order trackers.
The idea is that you can intercept large trades before 99% of the normies do and get your limit order filled before the normies front run you.

and do a test.
If you're analytic type you will make your 100k within 1 year.
If you're not analytic you will become fuel for longs / shorts

Dude, thanks. Seems like a lot of shit but I have so much NEET free time that I might as well put it into good use now that I've quit videogames/porn. Also I've always loved reading and learning new stuff. Thanks again man

I've a question though. If you make all this money why are you posting on this meme website?

That’s the secret, captain. Leave.

Chang Lank

I'm the same age as you OP. I quit uni and jobless.

The only thing that saved me though is crypto. Thankfully I got in early enough

not him, but if you aren't a normie then there are very few places to be.

How are you holding up now user? Can you make a living off of it? Is crypto not recommended for someone starting now?
I'd imagine when you get rich you kinda become a normalfag since you can attract peoples' attention with your money and lucrative hobbies and you finally get to fit in.

quit buying things, use what you've already got
put all of the money into savings
get a job, any job, and when they ask "can you fill in on thursday?" say yes because making money is better than not making money

>I quit school and I can't get a job so I'm asking 4channel how to turn 2k into 10k with one weird trick
fuck yourself, get frugal

>Is crypto not recommended for someone starting now?
well, sometimes losing everything and hitting lows you never knew you could hit can be a real eye opener, so you could give it a whirl

it's one way to get to know yourself

Pick up some sort of wageslave work to go with your Jow Forums endevours. Not that I'm advising you to listen to these fucks.
If you get a job soul crushing enough it'll drive you to succeed elsewhere. Also there's always that super slim chance that the markets shit on your head and you lose everything.

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How do I start learning any/all of this?

Sounds like something I could get into. Not OP but I’m in the same situation. If I can’t achieve my dream of quitting the 9 to 5 life I might end up killing myself.

Last thing I bought was a pair of sneakers back in january. It's my only pair. I don't have a spending issue. I do have to improve my work ethic though. I've probably worked less than 2 months overall in my life. I'll make it a priority to get a job

I don't recommend it to anybody. It's risky and the net worth fluctations are brutal. Very stressful. You need to have a really special temperament, and it takes like 2+ years of experience and market tuition costs to get somewhere. But I can say I am one of the only ones of my peer group who knows what losing a million dollars at age 22 feels like

>my dream of quitting the 9 to 5 life
it's hard to succeed in trading with that attitude, you gonna be mentally tied to your money, your brain will fuck up your performance