Find $100 on the street

no pee pee? i leave the money

send it to the currency place and invest it in chainlink

youtube.com/watch?v=VF4JX4HVVbc

pee pee pilled

Buy groceries with it.

or even better

Tip your waiter / waitress with it.

I've changed my mind.

Pick it up with the help of a few napkins. Then wash it with water and some liquid soap. Let it try for a couple of days. Spend as usual.

pick it up by a clean corner and take it to the closest convenience store and buy a pack of gum

I'm Canadian so I could just throw it in the washing machine or dishwasher to clean it (plastic money is based at) . Although when I was 18 I had a job where I had to frequently had to go inside septic tanks and raw sewage pipes, not much phases me anymore.

Which brings me to my next point, if you are stuck on how to make money and have no self respect, just do what no one else is willing to do but people are willing to pay to be done.

>Where I had to frequently had to go
I should stop phone posting, but you get what I'm saying

hose it off?

if it gets ruined the bank is required to replace it if 60% can be verified as a legit bill (or maybe it was even 40%)

guess it depends on how long id have to carry the bill before being able to wash it

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ah yes, 2016's youtube with paid actors pretending to take part in "social experiments". i don't miss it.

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i'd just deposit that shit through an atm, problem solved. they'll figure it out

Absolutely no one carries high denomination notes without a reason.

Too much risk of getting capped by Tyrone. Credit cards are safer.

There's a cute girl teller at the bank I use, I have thought about masturbating with bills, then giving them to her to watch her handle them, makes you wonder what happens to all the other currency you handle on a daily basis.

Plus most stores act like you are trying to give them confederate money. They are suspicious and sometimes won't take it.

kikepilled

yikes and cringepilled

spotted the jew

Would Bill Gates pick up street money?

I step on it so nobody can have it oh wait

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>makes you wonder what happens to all the other currency you handle on a daily basis
youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM_dT5VMI

I once picked up three 20's that someone had dropped in some spilled soup in a parking lot. Or vomit. I prefer to believe it was soup.

They must be stupid then since there are number of ways to verify whether the bills are real or not.

the absolute state of USA economy

give me the poop money @_@

No I give it to a bank teller to deposit in my account then I buy more link

>have thought about masturbating with bills, then giving them to her to watch her handle them

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well it is certainly not 40%

If someone is rich enough to wipe their ass with $100 bills they're probably rich enough to stay very healthy.
Shit, their poop is probably filled with probiotics from their healthy expensive diets, it'll just make me healthier if I touch it.

Of course