I'm 30 years old and it never occurred to me to try shooting a load while I'm taking a shit. I bet it feels really nice...

I'm 30 years old and it never occurred to me to try shooting a load while I'm taking a shit. I bet it feels really nice. That's the neat thing about getting older is that you realize there's always new things to learn and explore. Has anyone ever shot a load while taking a shit? Does it feel good?

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You’d have to be a sick faggot to maintain an erection while taking a shit

Is this a real problem? I haven't tried it yet. Just looking for advice.

Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

i doubt its possible. Because when you jerk off you are usually relaxing your butthole, but when you shit you are relaxing your butthole as well. You would have to clench your ass while jerking at the same time, all while your cheeks are on a frozen porcelain toilet. It just seems unfeasible

I fap while shitting but never blow a load - too messy

It does feel good though

I think it's the opposite, the muscles you use to squeeze out your jizz are intimately connected with your anal sphincter muscles. So as soon as you started coming you would just pinch off the loaf prematurely and give yourself heinous mudbutt. Doesn't sound fun.

based

absolutely disgusting, women don't shit, that was a man.

nicce

He didn't mention a toilet. I assumed he would do it sitting in a dry bathtub.

Well done

you'll cross your wires and it'll sting. Don't be so profligate; it will only lead you to decadence and despair. Keep your pleasures simple, restrained and unsullied by the arts of the east.

You might need viagra in order to maintain the blood concentration needed to maintain your erection. You flex your thighs while taking a shit which diverts the blood flow.

I always clench my ass when I shoot my load. While it's almost certainly possible, I don't think I want my anus to be so loose that shit can come out at the same time.

I've done it. It's so fucking cash.

in a very annoying turn of events I usually get a hard on when I take a shit, making the pissing part quite hard

I haven't but now I plan to. Brb I'm going to eat a whole pizza to speed up the process.

Based. Pro move

impressive, very nice

You would have to time it perfectly so that the dump completes just as you climax. Certainly no easy task, but the best things in life rarely come easy.

he would just cut the log

reddit/ newfag /b/ humour

Me like looking at female butthole while I shit. Is that doctor OZ?

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I’ve done it. Had heard about it and once I felt a massive dump coming I just dit it, watching a compilation of pic related. She sure is a beauty, isn’t she, and knows how to take a mean dick. Anyways, it felt good I guess, but really not worth the effort.

On a side note, the last thing you want to do once you’ve nutted is to whilpe your ass, so I just decided not to. Didn’t want to soil my underwear, so I just left it on the bathroom floor and went straight to bed. At the time I was sharing a house with some guys I didn’t really know, including one girl. They got kinda upset about the undies and log in the bowl, especially the girl but whatever. During that night I dreamt I was a cowboy, moving hay in the barn. Woke up and my bed sheets had nuggets of shit smeared all over them, and the barn smell was still there. At the end of the week the other inhabitants forced me to wash the sheets, which is way more straining than wiping, I’ll tell you that much.

Just beat your meat in the old fashion way, user.

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Just put a dildo or dick up your ass. No need to time it. Fingers are ok too. It really does strengthen the orgasm.

The same people screaming at you to buy link post shit like this. Real or fake it's sad.

Also sauce a brotha up.

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How can I profit from shitting and coming simultaneously? There now it's an official biz thread.

this thread.
jej'd

Just attempted but the smell killed my boner. I think the trick is to get close to the edge before you even go into the bathroom and then just shit and blam as soon as your cheeks hit the seat.

Angela white you fucking virgin

Who dis bitch?

sounds like a great way to get addicted to scat porn and turn yourself into one twisted & pathetic mothafucker
>jizz while shitting
>start watching scat porn
>find yourself wanking off to a prostitute you hired to shit in front of you
>find yourself wanking off in the stalls in public restrooms to the sounds and smells of people shitting
>finally have someone shit in your mouth while you wank your own pathetic little dick
>puke
>puke again
>realize that you ruined your life
>replay that mouth shitting nightmare scenario in your mind ad infinitum
>suicide
>satan's embrace
>burn in fire for eternity
>burn in fire for eternity with demons and fat blue haired leftist commie zombies ahitting in your mouth for all eternity

Not sure if it counts as what you had in mind but once I was high on 2cb and shoved a dildo up my ass while masturbating. As I started ejaculating, the dildo came out of my butt, along with a pile of diarrhea. It was messy at most and was a total trip killer since I had to clean the mess and take a shower.

There are some things, best left in uncharted territories in life...

t. bloodlet

Especially when you're holding in a HUUUUUGE dump

Kind of like having a black man's penis inside you

Thanks for the advice. I'm a little wary to try this now after reading some of the posts in this thread, but I may still go through with it. I'm worried what the experience might do to me.

Based

The level of autism on this website never ceases to amaze me

A real biznessman

You dodged the bullet my friend. She probably had a dick.

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