Hey user! Hows that bitcoin thing you were telling us about last year going?

Hey user! Hows that bitcoin thing you were telling us about last year going?

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Fucking kill myself

Im such a social outcast that im delegated to guard the house during weekends

I can't stand getting together for Thanksgiving, I am such an outcast. My family never talks to me during these get togethers, don't even know why I go.

About three years ago I snuck the gravy into the bathroom and jerked off in it. Snuck it back into the kitchen and mixed it in. Told them I wasn't in the mood for gravy when they passed it around. It was so hard not to bust out laughing.

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wtf to your own family? thats degenerate

i wish i didnt have to go . but im an 18yo and live w/ my parents so am obligated. moving out next year tho

>eating jam and marshmallows with meat
why are amerilards so disgusting?

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We invented crypto, checkmate

Funny thing is my dad is more into crypto than I am, I prefer more stable longterm investments like bonds and precious metals (stemming from the judaism the runs deep on my moms side). My grandpa on my mom's side said bitcoin looks a lot like gold did after it was taken off the USD and that if I can make money shorting or speculating it I should go for it, but not to dump my whole net worth into (this was like 4 years ago). He then said he'd probably research it more if he was 30 years younger, but "its a young man's game" and he "moved out to the country to get away from the rat race". Cant say I blame him.

No one in my family looks down on it, they all understand it, and realize its extremely volatile and maybe profitable if you dont get attached and aren't an idiot.

"None of your fucking business!!!! Fuck off!!"
jk that's what I say internally, externally I just say politely "none of your business." or "I don't want to talk about it" or "its shit" because that is the truth.

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Heh reminds me of the time when I lived together only with my sis and my mom.

My mom always made like 2kg of spaghetti and 3 sauces for 3 days and everytime they pissed me off I jerked off into the sauces

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>not enjoying mint jelly with your lamb

away with you vile beggar

Pretty good. All in LINK so making solid gains against the rest of the market. Wait, you guys didn't invest??

Maybe they should be nicer to me.

Ha! Good one.

based and redpilled

I'm 21 and not going to any holiday occasions this year, or the years after

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because we know whats good

Cool story, John Boy.

Who tf are you people?

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Legitimately feel sorry for those of you who are not close with your family. I hope life brings you happiness in other ways. Family is above all else for me.

Lol laughed out loud during dinner

this is a pretty common thing i suppose. i did it a couple times last year

Glad you have it my dude.
I only have a mom and bro I see and talk to.
I have a bunch of extended family across the USA I never see.

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>I invested all my Bitcoin into Chainlink, a decentralized oracle network that will soon be as much worth as btc, so far I‘m deeeep in the green pops
>dad nods in aproval raises a glass of wine and says bravissimo son
>rest of family claps
>walk around the table showing everyone my all in Link portfolio
>sit next to sexy cousin and she massages my cock under the table