/smg/ - Stock Market General

Arthur Schopenhauer edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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Inb4797904
>inb4 “cute kangaroo”
It’s a wallaby, ya dingus

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As a burger you can't expect me to differentiate between a kangaroo and a wallaby. Thanks for clarifying

What a wonderful quote on the kangaroo pic. It describes humanity so well.

changed the filename

it is a good quote

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GOLDEN BULL RUN TOMORROW

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Are we gonna get a break tomorrow?

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d-does kangaroo taste good O.O ?

I've had kangaroo meat before, it's decent
Not terrible, but not amazing either
The only appeal it has to it is the novelty that you're eating a kangaroo, imo

These chips, on the other hand, are great

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get a dog you freak

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It's very lean and gamey, but not better than other options, imo
Buffalo is my favorite "alternative' meat

jeez futures not move at all
thanks giving really am unevent week

too bad potatoes not feel agony of devoured

Buffalo is good, but OMG gazelle super delicious
every time watch animal planet lion gazelle hunt tear apart it makes super hungry

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>thanks giving really am unevent week

That would be perfect for me. My meme shit can do its thing without interference from broader market correlation. Too much goddamned market correlation back in October, screwed up my meme trading.

Artificial and copy-meat is the future.

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Potatoes have feelings too you meanie!

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cuo

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fuck it, deciding to sell all of my crypto on rh, so ill have money to buy some more stocks this week


capitulation feels awful, but losing every single day feels worse

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LCI is going to mid teens... just remember that i will be shilling it until it does so... so join in or miss out... up to you

Show some fucking respect

I want her to crush my head between her thighs like a watermelon

>BUY HIGH SELL LOW
Never change Jow Forums, thanks for making me money

Would Vanguard be pretty good for a roth IRA? Also looking into index and mutual funds, not sure who would be best for that.

Take it slow with buying stock this week. At least more caution than usual.

that is the dream

>>Never change Jow Forums, thanks for making me money
I have saved $200 in the past hour alone
feels like a good choice
>1 reply by this ID
oh youre some random crypto shit arnt you

ADSK has earnings this week, that alone is worth buying

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By the way, the rest of Jow Forums absolutely getting justed rn. Bitcoin might breach 5000 today.

tell me about it

it takes me 8 tries to sell crypto on rh right now

usually it works after the second error message, eight is just ridiculous

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What is the deal with iqiyi? Some guy shilling it here.

AMZN is going to rally so crazy this week

"A passing storm system will drag the coldest air of the season into the Northeast just in time for the Thanksgiving holiday. Temperatures will range from 20 to 30 degrees below average for the time of year later this week, leading to brutally cold conditions for many on both the Thanksgiving holiday and Black Friday. While colder temperatures and recent snow may trigger shoppers to get in the holiday spirit, brutally cold temperatures and wind chills may stifle some shoppers’ plans to venture out on Thanksgiving night and Black Friday for those doorbuster sales," said Ed Vallee, head meteorologist at Vallee Weather Consulting.

Shopping on #BlackFriday in the Northeast? Current morning low temperature forecast from the European model:

Hartford CT: 2°F
NYC: 16°F
Boston: 15°F
Philly: 16°F
DC: 18°F

from zerohedge

Online shopping will be higher than normal thanks to shitty black friday weather on east coast

bump
red numbers bad

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Black friday is good

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Another red week coming up, lads.

12% in red this year so far. At this point I'm just waiting for -20%.

Need NIO back over $10, you can do it little guy

my ATVI
nooooooo

long or short ADSK?

BIG GREEN DILDOS COMING THROUGH

isn't rollercoaster price action fun ?
Try AAXN m8

Vanguard is probably the best option for that

What does /smg/ think the week will look like?

Weeks/months after midterm is ALWAYS green. Look it up

Daily reminder that you still have time to buy into NBEV today before it moons

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Arthur Schopenhauer is the kind of faggot who would get ahead of you in the cafeteria and then stare at the food emptily for a while while you and the people behind you who actually want to get food have to stand there and wait because his faggot ass is in the way. Then he'd look at you all innocent like and apologize. Like, yeah, fuck off, bitch.

goodnight /smg/

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Good night user. Have a good fap.

which companies do you think have the biggest lead?

They tore up the highway beside the part of the city I work in. So back to waking up before the sun rises to get there "on time". This must be the price to pay for RGSE finally mooning

Stop wagecucking

Literally lmaoing at the people that didn’t buy into NBEV last week when I posted. It’s going to fucking Pluto

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no lead in my meat, please. thx

check the 3 month

they move big on earnings

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>lost all they're money in crypto so now they come to shit up our thread with the exact same shit but with stocks in place of coins

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Where is dividend friend user?

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Read press releases you faggot, an agreement is being made either end of today or the middle of this week. And farm Bill is passing soon. This is a 10$ easily with a short squeeze anticipated

Outer/biz/ is getting raped

Everyone still in Stocks, Crypto and commodities got raped.

They deserve it

Whats on eveyone's watch list today?
>GE
>AKS
>LCI
>F
>QQQ
>NBR

Whatcha got?

You LCI fucks need to drop back to 5.50~ so I can buy back in when I dump NBEV at 7 today

Kikebook premarket down 0.66.

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Imma buy some WTR, possibly sell my RGSE.

CAG and K

I wish I could long HOLCT.

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Who ready to lose money

everyday. I've lost all hope of ever having a green day again.

Bullish Bias

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Expect the best prepare for the worst.

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Nissan pre market tanking.

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plob for tube blob
BLIBISH BIBAS

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(you)

good job on not buying RKUNY megatards see u from the moon

Just by PGR and YUM

AAPL WHAT THE FUCK. 3 DOWN AFTER MARKET MY FUCKING CALLS

Micron will continue to bleed
just bought several Crucial SSDs for the cheap
if they are selling them so cheaply now, then things dont look good for the future earnings

Some dood on Bloom is saying this is like when the PC market declined. The market is saturated and no one will need new phones for years.

Fucking Ford.

Any chance of a random spike this week or should I just dump it and take the loss

I could really use a new family sedan, time to visit the local ford dealership. Excuse me nice salesman where is your new taurus model?
>Let me show you this F350 diesel that seats 6 great for a family.

NONONONONONO

>just bought several Crucial SSDs for the cheap

The 1TB on Amazon is done to $139 or something like that.

SNORIN ON THESE RKUNYLESS NIGGAS

How is everyone's MSFT position? Thinking of selling for some Christmas cash.

>F

The comedy writes itself

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how do you...

Probably not this week. Maybe a month.

ready to get squeezed boys?
dovish fed and china deal coming up

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Kek

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Holy shit NIO

mfw all my plays turned around and are now profitable

all except GE

what a sick twist of events.

Literally kill all bears

MEME STOCK ALERT: NLST

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kek

>Ford
>new cars

also YETI hitting ATH. buy high, sell higher

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LOL OK GE IT'S OK YOU CAN STOP NOW. GO DOWN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

GE. GE DON'T DO THIS ON ME. NO. NONONONONONONONONONONO.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

any thoughts on amazon and sonos? Thinking about buying those.

Blizzard has going down 25% since I bought, FUCK

I'm getting that sick feeling in my stomach again guys, hope you're ready for another bloodbath.

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a-at least you're all caught up BAKANA

>AMD

Down $1.00

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