/smg/ - Stock Market General

JUST DUMP IT ALL, FREN!

>IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH MONEY ANYMORE
IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH MONEY ANYMORE
>IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH MONEY ANYMORE
IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH MONEY ANYMORE
>IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH MONEY ANYMORE
IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH MONEY ANYMORE
>IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH MONEY ANYMORE

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Yes.

Update:
>NASDAQ: -2.13%
>S&P: -1.41%

Looks like we got a cute little bounce back up...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEcession

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you should every day as long as worksafe

but i gotta leave for school soon

by the time i get home around 1ish, im sure it will be an even more red day :(

but i already own some of those, cant afford to buy more unless i sell

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Is it time for a prez orange tweet about it ?

Those knockers are too large.

i'm getting mixed signal here... but i guess i'll stay with the trend.
heh nothing personal kiddos

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I just enjoy panic seller shitposting on red days.
It feels cathartic.

A kind reminder

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Deal

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He sounded extra giddy in his last podcast

yea, she needs a bigger booty to be a true cutie

godspeed good sir, i be off to machine design class, keep up the good work

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plan fart tube day

we going past areas so deep me have never seen before ;_; me did no ask for this

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who here is pink wojak

Why everything is so red?

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Update:
>NASDAQ: -2.39%
>S&P: -1.57%

I'm gonna be preddy fukken E R E C T if SPY opens 2% down.
This is exciting.

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ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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Buy sqqq now, but you should've bought when I said.

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You've never had it this deep before?

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This is just the tip.

Looks like the bear market has arrived. Time to buy up those cheapies.

But of course

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TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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this is the market pricing in a recession. the good news is that by the time it's confirmed to be a recession, the market is usually beginning to recover. you'll probably lose your job though.

STOP SELLING

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its a tvix episode :):):):)

ALL I SEE IS RED
IM LOSING MONEY,TRUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!

PRICED IN has got to be my favorite meme.

REEEEEEEEEEE! Another downgrade!

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I work for a small business, wish me luck user

>warn people about GE
>GE tanks
>warn people about Micron
>micron tanks
If only I could be as clever with my own picks

The stock market collapses today

2 minutes until open!

DON'T FORGET TO POUND THAT SELL BUTTON!!!

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Prepare your anus for opening

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>MU -6.5% in premarket.
premarket/afterhours is the worst kikery i've ever seen and should be illegal, it makes crypto look honest and transparent in comparison.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Bots are crunching the numbers. Wait for it...

holy shit, bulls getting ultra just'd

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VZ. never stops going up.

>work in american manufacturing

How many months until I lose my job?

3-6. save up.

about 3 months left. I'm in the same field. Were in 2007 right now.

bots should be made illegal

Yup. They said I was stupid dollar Cody averaging SQQQ. My only regret is not starting sooner.

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Mu 's going to mid 20s

Just one green day would be nice

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LIKEE MOSES UNTO BETHEL

> le MU
> le NVIDIA
those used to be big boys now they are back into trash high risk status

unironically this
also cheapies

Who here /buying/?

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based Campbell's soups

DOW, S&P, and Nasdaq will double in points today. BEARS BTFO!!!

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Sooo should I unload my Tesla while i'm still green?

>The Green Days....
>Dump Them.

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I would.

*yawns*
How’s the market look today sweetie?

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I hope I don't get fired in the next recession. I know my company cut wages in 2008 before I started working. Better than nothing.

INVEST IN STOCKS THEY SAID

One last post as I walk into class

>Red day postponed?
One can only hope..

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Well shit as I went to sell, my total return went negative. AHHHHH

It already collapsed. Instead of one big collapse we got a slow moving controlled demolition

This isn't the end of the dump wait a little longer.

Good luck, bulls.

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Biotech, save us.

>Shake out the weakhands
>bring in the golden bull run at dooble bottom

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its a slaughterhouse

>health care and utilities green or flat

based

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Wtf ma and v

i'm capitulating. fuck it. all my meme lines say there's another 10% down minimum.
Calculate amzn price take BTC and divide by 10. Good luck.

11 days till Pappa Trump saves us all.
I don't know if I can make it though.

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There are no bulls anymore.

PULL. UP. WARNING. TOO. LOW. PULL UP

what's in 11 days? I think this may be the one anons

G20. Its do or die.

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AW MAN

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Haha. We're in danger.

well that was easiest short in history of whole universes
gonna spend rest of day baking thanksgiving stuff and withering in pain

if we hit febs low again its so fudging orge, going to 200 easy

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fuck lciguy i knew i should've 100% all in coke

Zoomers and millennials should look at this as an opportunity stocks are gonna get destroyed and even big boomer stocks with high yields are gonna reach like 3 year lows

losing 2% is relatively good in these market conditions!

Don't @ me, homosexual.

>big boomer stocks with high yields are gonna reach like 3 year lows

ikr, cant wait for some cheapies

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jokes on you I don't have a job to loose

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>I have instructed the department of foreign affairs, to immediately begin the process necessary, to withdraw from the G20.
*Applause*

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you will have a job after

Markets would drop 20% in a day, and then 20% the next.