/smg/ - Stock Market General

Dab Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE
Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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bitcoinist.com/us-investigate-tether-bitfinex-btc-price/
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

So Jow Forums, how are your stocks doing today? Comfy holdings? Easy divs? Haha, good job.

>draw random meme lines on a graph you have no stake in
>gets followed like it's a natrual law
>draw meme lines on something you've got money in
>instantly does the exact oposite of what you predicted

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Buy BRAP

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Fuck the stock market watch Anime

Real thread here:

VIX isn't really going parabolic though. Makes you think about this sell off.

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It’s not not determined.

So much red