>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
So Jow Forums, how are your stocks doing today? Comfy holdings? Easy divs? Haha, good job.
Jackson Turner
>draw random meme lines on a graph you have no stake in >gets followed like it's a natrual law >draw meme lines on something you've got money in >instantly does the exact oposite of what you predicted
do I keep my QQQ puts at 157.5 for tomorrow or sell EOD?
Ryder Gomez
>is there a real person on the other end that buys and sells what I want? >fat fingers your trade >whoops haha, well, there goes your retirement haha. >JUSTd
I'm just curious, at any point in your life did you hold or plan to hold centurylink?
Jack Thompson
thats a pleasure only winners get for have
Cameron White
You faggots were screaming and panicking 6 months ago when this same exact shit happened.
>it's the Trump economy now!!! >ORANGE MAN BAD! >Obama save us!!
Then people realized fundamentals ARE strong, markets rallied to new highs, and King Nigger tried to take credit for the upswing.
Markets don't just "crash" suddenly. 2008 was a year of steady decline (i.e. No record highs) until the final turn in October 2008. Even the 1929 downturn took 3 years to fully materialize.
I see no reason for the market to flop, unless Trump basically goes full ham and declares war on China. Which I'm okay with too, fuck China.
Just cost average, like every other sensible person would. You can't time the markets, unless you're Jewish or underaged faggot looking to lose his neet buxs on meme stocks.
your puts are worthless hold them anyway to help fuel the bull
Lincoln Baker
So you're losing money since November 2016? Did you go full Paul Krugman and short the market while it rallied 40% in 2017? Did you buy at ATH in September 2018 and are trying to find an excuse to pit your jelly hands on Trump?
You KYS you stupid fuck. Go back into your shitcoin threads. That's where the real crash is happening.
Oliver Lewis
I just got liquidated on bitmex. Rip $200 swing trade.
Isaac Howard
>memecoins headed below 4k I hope none of you bought into this.
brokers use software to send your orders to exchanges. at the exchange, there is a computer system that keeps tracks of all open limit and market orders. they also keep track of who owns each stock in a database called a ledger. orders. when an order can fill, it executes and the broker tells you that u got stock now nigga
Christian Price
Crude oil got fucked
Caleb King
it's lagging because people are pulling money out of EVERYTHING.
the rich and powerful know of the upcoming collapse of society where everything (including "rare" metals) becomes useless and we are thrown into a state of anarchy with murder in the streets. they are planning to build a vessel to depart earth before this happens, and are pooling all their capital towards this purpose. your best bet is taking your money out and building an nuclear proof underground shelter, and locking yourself away for the next 50 years. it's gonna get rough.
Fuck China. Also I’m actually green for the day. What do I buy naked puts on tomorrow?
Dylan Bennett
Technically the easiest to trade due to the high volume. I shorted SPY today, feels good.
Owen Robinson
holy shit ANY why you never told me about this stock?
Jordan James
Suck my dick, faggot. I'm more invested than half this thread combined, I'm down 20% this year, and I'm still not worried like most of the fags in this thread.
>I'm more invested than half this thread combined >I'm down 20% this year nice.
David Butler
SPYs actually very hard for trade because it has forex tier algos on it, its the cesspool of global risk dumping, and everyone and their mom trades it so very competitive
>GPRO holdr pls kek me have been buying this thing since 4.60
Asher Smith
No, that's about as comfy as it gets.
Isaiah Bennett
sticking your dick in a vag
Daniel Brown
actively managing your own div portfolio because not a brainlet
Austin Cook
I dont do my own meme lines, but follow about 10 or so people on tradeview that have a good record and then use my judgement to pick a position. Drawing your own adds bias unless u are a true pro.
Wyatt Foster
I haven't sold because I'm not a weak jelly handed pussy like some fucks here.
Could I do better? Sure. But even I know this fake ass bear rally won't last long. It's an exact repeat of 6 months ago. Up, down, up, down, then up to new records.
