/smg/ - Stock Market General

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE
Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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designer babies
youtube.com/watch?v=YU3GJOIBebs

vr is about to change everything.

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Fuck shitcoiners

Tomorrow will be a green day.

What did my friend Steven mean by this
I can't into options

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beats me. that shit seems like legit gambling to me. i just hold bags and get dividends.

Seems like he's probably overestimating the chance of profit (and probably the realistic margin of profit).

Who here /JUST'dbeyondbelief/?

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FAANG is on sale lads

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Asian markets not giving a fuck. They're up.

futures too.

Think we hit max fear until Trump meeting

might rally slightly till then

>That 8-10% suicide rate is real.
Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiit

My friends are making fun of me for swing trading and then proceed showing off their luxuries and shit because I'm "a pussy"

no

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Yeah. The worst part is if you aren't someone with no empathy you will get fucked over by it. Because they have barely any hope of improving and are impossible to deal with.

You are basically dealing with someone whose personality didn't develop because their uncle touched them or Mommy beat them each night while blaming them for it.

It's a fucked up personality flaw. Not even like mental illness either because it's not like some overtaken temporary thing. It's a malformed brain that can't be cured because it is who they are.

anyone do algorithmic trading/hft? tips on where to start reading? i have a math background and have wanted to try my hand at it, at least in theory, i understand the barrier to entry.

>reddit.com/r/algotrading/comments/7g2yuh/list_of_online_courses_to_learn_algotrading/
Take all these courses and then look into books on the topic. I'm assuming you have a programming background. If not, use
>github.com/ossu/computer-science

yes i do, thank you

It will go green tomorrow, but the gains won't be enough before another deep red dive.

Bearfags still winning, Bullfaggots on suicide watch

GOLDEN BULLRUN TOMORROW

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NASDAQ BYND is IPOing with fake meat.

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buying up more SSO and QLD on sale brehs

get this 20% discount ezlike

i'm vegan and prefer whole foods that are just vegan rather than the weird I Can't Believe It's Not Butter thing

if i wanted to eat meat i'd eat meat, i eat oatmeal a lot because i'm ok with it, don't tell me you've found some frankenstein process where my oatmeal tastes 70% like chicken. i don't want chicken and 100% oatmeal tastes better than 70% chicken.

>Yeah. The worst part is if you aren't someone with no empathy you will get fucked over by it. Because they have barely any hope of improving and are impossible to deal with.
The one that I met doesn't give me the walking on eggshells vibe.
She gets a lot of orbiters and won't tell any to fuck off... But I think she has a fear of abandonment from any single one of them and will start lashing out when they try to leave, I think.

>You are basically dealing with someone whose personality didn't develop because their uncle touched them or Mommy beat them each night while blaming them for it.
Oh. Another good thing to look up. Backstories for people that have it.

haha it really is silly how they like to market it as meat. i love it when i ask someone what i'm actually eating and they dont know. still, people will buy it.

Well, it's not like everyone with BPD is the same or everyone with narcissism is the same. It's a personality traits we all have just taken to extremes that break the system.

I'd be cautious of categorizing anyone by it as the same. Just a general trend and also being mentally ill is kind of a trend people want to belong to these days so they can bitch on tumblr or twitter.

fake meat has enormous potential

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when is the ipo?

The image is a competitor, Impossible meats, which have a better tasting version.

Idk the ipo, they just filed no date set

they just want to drag you into their hand to mouth ghetto rich lifestyle. ignore them and continue building wealth.

come up with faggy accorynm and shit hype it then get rekt

Damn; if I'd only have shorted Amzn today. Coulda make a nice profit. Afraid to try to short tomorrow cause fuck, watch it climb back. God the black friday/Christmas shopping can't get here quick enough; Amzn will be rolling in the profit then,lol.

Anyone holding NBEV?

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>RH downgraded me to a cash account without my knowledge so havent been able to buy FB puts for the past week because all of my money is being held hostage

fuck zoomers

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How did he calculate the "probability of profit"

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Not anymore; I sold before it tanked. Also once the KO deal failed I knew it was doomed.

you're a coward
fight me

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probably from back testing the feb 5 - feb 15th scenario

GE just keeps droping im in 2k at 8 im riding this bus of the cliff pray for me anons

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propbly am tested feb 5 - feb 15 scenario*

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well trade war tensions are only getting worse. short everything.

i keep buying more and more as long as we stay in a correction

am i going to get YIKES'D or what

another 20% drop and we will be done with recession right? then we moon again?

y-yeah haha

bull soon
big bull

my friend had this at a local restaurant. he got hit "rare" and said it "bled" when he bit into it. the vegan/ vegetarian market is growing

tfw when the cheapies get cheapier

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A strangle is buying a simultaneous put and call. Looks like he's assuming a normal distribution for SPY returns and I think he's calculating the probability that the change in SPY, in either direction, will exceed a certain value (which is silly for a few reasons, the first being that SPY returns don't follow a normal).

I'm definitely not done with this topic. I will cede for today though.

Just think of it this way user:
If the bull market comes back you'll make money in the long run, so long as you keep putting money in and are willing to hold for a very long time.
If the bull market never comes back and it keeps going down forever money will no longer be a problem for you. When that happens only food, water, and bullets will matter.

I just meant it's unlikely the general category would fit the person perfectly. It would be impossible to judge the person just from a person's description. It's more of a category than exact personality

bro you gotta hedge that shit, sell spreads or buy puts.

Also who here excited for tomorrow? I've got 2 sets of contracts expiring, both on SPY, way in the money. Shit is free money yo.

indexes have death crosses user. this is a bear market not a correction. you will lose money if you long them right now.

how do I into money

money can be exchanged for goods and services

How did you make money from falling oil prices?

Profound. Truly.

but I wanted a peanut

if you have oil now, you can sell it and buy it back later
then you'll have the same amount of oil but more money

I have a feeling we're close to a deal with China boys. Load up on those calls!

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1065102519188275201

You sure?
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1033806516632125440

red monday
red tuesday
hopeful tuesday night

The market is just dumb. Ignore the movements. None of them have accurate predictions.

long tech
short autos
short real estate

so what's the deal with sentiment in the stock market right now? Do people think we are in a bear market yet, or just entering one, does everyone expect a crash soon? I want to buy in after -50%, will I ever be able to?

I'd say buy in now to the most depressed stocks and you'll be fine or fucked, idk either one man just roll the dice and stop being a bitch.

Buy CL
this shit doesnt know down

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this is hwo i explain it to my friends too, either i make money or i dont need moeny anymore. either way i guess im ultimately content.

I assume that modern news/journalism has fully devolved to the point that its only existence is to attempt to mold and shape public opinion.

So with that said, right now its constant FUD articles. They want you to be afraid. They want you to capitulate.

But they left themselves an out by mentioning that the economy is still in a good place despite the zombie apocalypse.

So its probably time to buy. Or damn close to it.

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kraft foods should totally make those mozzerella sticks and sell 'em, I would 100% invest all in, buy calls and sell puts if they did.

I dont know how you guys can be long anything right now. So many stocks (esp tech) are due for a 50% haircut. NVDA is going to 100. AMD is going to 10.GE is going to 4. everything else is going to feb lows then maybe lower with any catalyst. how tf are the triple digit PE shakeshacks going to survive a bear market?

Most people aren't thinking about the stock market. Only a very slim majority of Americans (like 51%) even own stocks, and most of those are in 401k boomer shit.

niggers

NVDA already had a 50% chop. AMD too. They're not going that low without a full blown 2008 level meltdown.

And there is no catalyst for that yet.

Seconded.
niggers

I started trading options about a year ago and since then I've lost $10k - $5k in the last 2 months foolishly trying to recoup earlier losses - and I feel like shit
I'm going to stop trading, but can you guys berate me or encourage me or anything, I'm too ashamed to tell anyone in my real life and I needed to get this off my chest to anyone

thanks for playing

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tumblr is deleting porn blogs

go long on twitter, every furfag, weird daddyplay shit is all going to twitter now

nah this is just going to draw even more attention to tumblr as a porn destination once they revert the deletions

why? I didn't think they had advertisers on there.

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Get rekt fag

just doubledown /b/ro

twitter is one of few big platforms with porn
without tumblr it gets bigger

Who's to say twitter won't follow in tumblr's footsteps? They seem to sure like following in Facebook's footsteps in regards to banning certain people and pages.

It got removed from the Apple store because of a CP problem they never fixed the last five years
Imagine being placed on the same level as infinite chan

Trading on the ASX for about 18months now with a mix of longterm, short term and day trading activities and am now deep in a hole, sitting at about -13% overall. October was a shitfight the entire time, before it finally broke green again, but today was the worst day yet. About 4% wipe todays session.

Reality is, stocks fall way faster than they rise so a good run of green days seems to always get shit up by one bad one.

>mix of longterm, short term and day trading activities

You need to cut that out and specialize in a trading style. Progress goes so much slower when you try to dabble in a bit of everything, change your mind mid-trade about what kind of trade you want it to be, etc.

Do you have a non trading job, if so it's nearly impossible to do all three of those things and hold a job.

ISHYGDDT

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wow dead night

surely no one is out at thje bars for pre-thanksgiving yet right?

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Me would buy fake meats


Me no like taste of salmonella and ecoli 0157

Buy FTE networks. Based on fundamentals it's worth >$20 per share, it outperformed significantly on the last quarterly report, and it's currently trading at $5. They'll have significant new revenue streams opening up next year due to their crosslayer subscriptions starting.

Their debt has been refinanced to flat 4% interest and they're unaffected by the trade war so they should be quite stable in any economy. Main threat is potential stock dillution.

Also, it is a small cap so the stock price is volatile.

Im down 3k, first ever investment, I sunk 15k into betashares ETFs in sept. Then oct hit, now regretting it but theres hope I guess.

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Lmao there's a good story behind this.

So this NVIDIA news from Chyna... tomorrow could be green?

Insider trading secret here.
Dominos salad's are experiencing a massive recall operation, even here in Montana. All of them are infected with hostile bacteria.
Will the Salad infection boost or lower their share price?

LINK

everyone has been recalling all lettuce its nationwide lmao and all places