Anyone else here rich as hell but socially awkward with no friends/gf?

Anyone else here rich as hell but socially awkward with no friends/gf?

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i can be ur best friend, for monetary compensation of course :^)

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No I'm poor and socially awkward

god fucking dammit why didn't I buy some in 2015/16, i was trying so hard to save up and only had spare money in fucking May 2017. This shit is going to haunt me to my deathbed

don't ruminate over what you could have done. focus on what you can do from now, fren. there will always be bubbles - tech bubble, housing bubble, crypto bubble, the short lived weed stocks bubble, etc. get in early on the next ride.

same. I even made threads on Jow Forums mocking the miners back in 2012ish. unironically the biggest single regret.

If you're rich and willing to spend $$$ making frens, I'll be your fren, user

no

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Dear OP, if you only knew the secrets, getting friends is easy. Humans are easy. Let me know...

give me your secrets bro. my mom was a control freak and my family was pretty dysfunctional (even though we were filthy rich). i don't even know how to approach people, what people talk about in groups, etc... feels bad desu

Die alone, you worthless and lying piece of shit. Everyone is creeped out by you. Never forget.

Yes

>tfw rich 25 yo virgin
>tfw 0 social skills

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Sort of. I'm wealthy and avoid having friends.
I don't enjoy spending time with other people.
I'm quite happy when I'm by myself.

Fuck you. I told you humans are easy. We are so easy you wouldn't believe it. I've studied con artists for years. I know the secrets. I USE the secrets. You rejected me. Fuck off.

>rich
>doesnt wanna spend a little to buy friends

explain the secrets, how do I effortlessly and tactfully socialize to my best advantage, how do I read minds

Your Network = Your Net Worth, but this faggot doesn't want to put in the time or the money. Sad! It's so easy once you know the secrets!

Maybe easy for me to say, who was once socially awkward too and made a commitment to learn this stuff, but I DID learn it from con artists and persuasion experts. But the poster is a larper or is just looking for free advice.

"If you're good at something, never give it away for free" - The Joker

Are you ironically pretending to be one of those life guru people. Like belfort at the end of wolf of wall street.

Your approach is totally wrong. If you are truly rich and are willing to be coached, I can coach you.. At a price. Why would I do it for free on Jow Forums?

Jordan Belfort is a highly charismatic conman/criminal who got what he deserved. His con was pumpijng and dumping shitty stocks to old people and morons. There's a whole world of social persuasion out there that isn't criminal. You refuse to accept that, which means you're a larper.

It pisses me off that i couldve gotten in early too.

No but want to an hero because I figured out the only way to be permanently happy is to be a brainlet

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This. Stay middle of the pack, live an average life. That's where happiness is.

I think I'd prefer that than being a poor idiot with no degree, but a cute Japanese girlfriend and good friends and family. I'm happy in some ways and completely miserable in others. I think I'd rather have money some times.

>thinks women will make him happy
look at this dude

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That's what I'm saying idiot. I have an amazing girlfriend who does everything to make me happy, but I am very unhappy in other areas of my life. Finding love won't fix the other holes in your life, it just makes them easier to cope with.

As soon as hard times hit that gf will run for the BBC.

I am 20 and at College. Poorfag though. Pic related. Virgin but im not stressing over it; if i tried i could get one. But i either get my disney princess true love story or buy a dog as companion.

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We're already in hard times and she sticks by me unconditionally, even though I give her no reason to. Don't be so jaded, there are good women, but they usually settle young because, surprise surprise, they don't like the idea of sleeping around. They want to be in a good relationship and have a family. If you're meeting girls on tinder or at bars, you will only ever find trash that's been passed around.

No. My family is middle class I’m in pretty broke (college student) I’ll probably never be rich but I will hopefully be comfortable. Im not socially inept or anything I can talk to people but I just don’t like all the things the other people like. I got invited to my first real college part last weekend and I didn’t really feel like I belonged there. I have a really good strong group of friends though so that’s all that really matters to me.

>s-shes not like the other girls I swear!!!
Ya man just like how some dogs don't bark and how not all tigers are carnivores.

>All people are exactly the same
You are a basic human being with a limited understanding of other people, probably due to limited interactions. Are you on the spectrum?

Hey OP don’t listen to all these people telling you to buy friends. It never works out and you will only end up miserable and maybe even broke. Just be yourself, find some people that like you for you, not for your money. I know it might be hard but I know you can do it.

I'm pretty sure I'm much smarter than you. Good luck with that alimony payment in 10 years tho :).

You have to leave

I'm making just enough to live a comfy life but I am socially compatible and I have a gf.

I'd choose this over rich&socially awkward any time.

I'm sure you are smarter than me, but you're also socially stunted. You want to believe that all women are identical because it makes it easier to dismiss your lack of success with them. I hope you can meet a nice one that gives you some perspective.p

>inb4 working 4 jobs to afford his alimony.
You idiots never learn lmao.

Over the past short while, I've been challenged on my notions of what value is. Growing up, we're taught that money is the way we represent value. This is provably false, I can defend this argument, but the simplest explanation is how much purchasing power of money has decreased over the past x years. I went down the rabbit hole and looked at gold, bitcoin, etc. and realized that what's most valuable is information. Given this fact, the immediate implications are as follows. Trust is the most important factor in receiving information. Persuasion skill is the most important factor in broadcasting information. Without friends (or at least a trustworthy network) you are poor OP.

thats a goodpoint