What do I do with this

what do I do with this

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For $450 I'll tell you.

Such my dicks and I tell you

Gimme

1,395,348.84

That's how much you'll have if you invest $10k in something I'll tell you.

Then with the other $50k, you can start a business on the side with it for $7k to keep you busy while you wait 1-2 years for the first investment to pan out. You can have this business up and running tomorrow. Totally legit, it's a fun business, it's not an online business, but it doesn't require a lot of work either.

$450 please. I am broke.

make a td ameritrade account and a kraken account and low leverage short everything

open up a hot dog cart

I don't know what any of that means

give it to a hedge fund manager in the energy sector

ok sir i will do the needful

open up a hot dog cart

Spend $10.000 on scratches

Odds are 100 in 1,000,000 to win $1,000,000.

Repeat till you win the top prize

Sage user. Are we talking the recent crude oil and gas topic? :P

I don't know what that means

td ameritrade is a stock broker

kraken is crypto exchange

shorting is selling something you don't have under the condition you buy it back eventually. it is how you make money off the price going down.

anyone still just passively putting money into stocks or crypto prob aren't gonna see good gains for years. this is the time to either sit in cash or short, or just play really quick bounces.

No dont listen to this user, he was trolling you sage style.

Look google optionsellers going dark. Thank me later.

Drugs and hookers.

Get yerself some bondzzz

user dont listen to this user

invest in my cybersex technology that will usher in the new era of masturbation.

Just go to the bank and say you want to put in a CD (Certificate of Deposit) This market is going to hell and cash is king

>Markets crashing
>Lock up capital now at 2.5%

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Pay off my loan I owe 92000$

give me one reason why I shouldn't just let it sit in my savings account until I kill myself in a few years

ALLIN ON LINK

Wait for sub $100 ETH and load the fuck up

you could do private loans with some of it and know the money is helping someone get ahead

Start a business user
Most entrepeneurs would kill for that money

It's a bit much for just the 7 letters "buy link"

All in LINK. It's has a great product kind sir

If you're English, open a kebab shop near cdancing club user...

My 5000$ buy limit at 100$ ETH is still open. I'm afraid it won't go that low

*putting tips of indexing finger and thumb together while having the rest of the hand's fingers straight*

OP buy my domain PepeFrog.com !

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unironically follow these simple instructions in pic related. thank biz later with a giveaway thread once you are a millionaire in the next 3-5 years.

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You send bitcoin to this adress ( nothing more than 1K* is ok )
13EQMGej3A7t1jH36D1k8vD9gCUvrVSah5

Then i'll drop here my entire fap folder of /S/ back from 2008. ( oldfag here) .

pls

I am starting a TA course.
The course will take 1 month.
first week it's all training, the last three weeks live trading together.
Cost for the course is $500.
Limited seats.

You know what to do.

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im new to this, I put 1500 eur on link, can somebody explain why I need a virtual wallet. im using crypto.com and i assumed that thats enough

can somebody help me out

Lurk moar

buy zcoin

no, i dont want to spend my time around weird autists, im just going to assume that im fine

Open a vangaurd account a ROTH IRA and a regular IRA. You can put 5000$ in the IRA a year and when you are 65 withdraw that shit tax free. Buy some stocks and ETFS to get dividends off your money. You can also open a regular trading account and but high dividend stocks to make sure your money is making money.

If you have any business ventures or live in an area where a franchise might do well opening a turnkey operation like a self car wash station or smol restaurant might be a good move.

unironically this.
you'll triple your money in a summer