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>buy high
>sell low
Last Thanksgiving I was actually telling normies to wait until Feb or March after the correction to buy in. I'll be rolling into the holidays with genius crystal ball cred. This year I'm cranking up he obnoxious shilling. I'm advising to DCA in all during 2019. My brother in law is going to get rich listening to me.
Have fun with your walk of shame. Remember it's because you're stupid.
>in god we trust over their satanic spinning ball deception
Good one Jews
journalists and adults on twitter are such trash. just put them all inside a cave and seal the entrance. it's like they have their memory wiped every year I can't consider them human
Haha fucking this.
>buy low
>OH FUCK it went lower
God damn. Last Christmas I rode the LTC pump to a massive gain and I shilled the fuck out of it because whalebro said $2500 EOY. I was over there watching it when it was $380 and Charlie Lee started to dump. I begged them to buy it, they didn’t because they aren’t retards like me. I don’t want to go home this year
I had one retarded cousin who was pissing himself over crypto after getting in late 2017. He was hitting up all the relatives, shilling trash. Some knew that I was involved with crypto as well and asked me. I calmly told them the basics of how it works and also about the boom and bust cycle that btc goes through and encouraged them to invest only a very small amount if they really felt compelled to.
Honestly I don't expect much credit but for sure my cousin is going to look stupid as fuck (he is).
It doesn't even matter.
I shilled BTC to a friend of mine as it was reaching the peak of the 2013 bull run. He bought 0.5 BTC right around $900 a piece and put it on a paper wallet, which he then sold 6 months later at $200 and blamed me. I told him not to sell but he didn't listen.
When I reminded him in November of 2017 that he used to own 0.5 BTC he didn't even seem bothered, nor did he acknowledge I was right. For all you know you made your family fabulously wealthy telling them to buy the top.
The real lesson is don't give people advice ever and don't even tell them that you bought. They will not listen during a bear and then resent you for being smarter, braver and richer than them when it moons. They will listen at the peak and then bottle it at the bottom just like in your case. You think YOUR friends are special but no, 99% of the time they are as stupid as everyone else. It's quite sad.
"this new future money is really gay"
'its just like our canadian toonies and loonies'
"i said it was gay already jesus faggot"
That is the point I was trying to make. Whether you give them good/bad advice, they will still fuck themselves out of their own stupidity and it's always a lose/lose for you.
I don't shill crypto nor talk about it to anyone these days.
so many dreams will be shattered
Only my dad was interested and told him to not get Bitcoin because the bubble had already peaked and that if he wanted to dip his toes in, put a few hundred in shitcoins and see where it goes. I think he ended up making like 2 grand, held way too long then got out with a few hundred more than he bought in for.
All in all not terrible
I learned this the hard way too, man
Never tell anyone. Ever.
enjoy squeezing the last drop of cum out of your moomer bro
my brother-in-law told me last christmas to sell my cryptos. I low-key treated him like a moron who doesnt know wtf hes talking about. i was flying high and literally convinced I could quit my job and we would go straight to 100k. I even gave my sister and parents trezors and BTC as christmas gifts. yes Im a complete fucking moron but tthey never held it against me
They hold it against you, they're just quiet about it.
>ever trying to give financial advice to family
I gave my father financial advice. I told him not to touch crypto. He went ahead and took a loan back in March and went all in on shitcoins. Needless to say, he's around 85% down right now.
>a loan
Why do people do this? I still don't get it.
It's called leverage, brainlet. There's nothing wrong with using it if you're financially literate, which my dad unfortunately isn't (and neither are you).