/smg/ - Stock Market General

Biggest bar night of the year (aka (embed) (embed)) edition 2.0

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II
Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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WHY ISNT THE MARKET RECOVERING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

do most days before holidays ever have good volume?

no time to sell, gotta prepare turkey

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Low volume today. Who do you expect to buy?

DUMP IT

Buy Colgate, it never goes down

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Now is a good time. But apparently they have brainlets that cant do currency hedging well.

Fuck shitcoiners

how do I long friendship?

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based QLD and SSO is the future, anybody not bying this dip is throwing away huge profits guaranteed

Long onions

Sony
Microsoft
EA
TTWO
ATVI
NINTENDO

WHERE IS THE MARKET GOING

IS THE RECOVERY OVER??? IS ANOTHER DIP COMING

GAMERS RISE UP

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lol

Everyone is going to be in a buying mode on Friday because of the Holidays.

Going balls deep into TQQQ, then back into SQQQ for next week,

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THEY TARGETED GAMERS
GAMERS!!!
Also add weed lmao and it's the perfect zoomer portfolio

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We have a Golden bull run scheduled in 209 minutes

How are you getting prepared for the Greater Depression of the 2020s?

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cringe

interesting pattern today

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$CANF

get in lads

Is using DRIP on IVR, NLY and MFA the most patrician investment strategy known to man?

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many traders stopped after morning hours and called today a half-day?

>buying Atari in the 1980's is a great idea!!

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Impressed?

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RISE UP

omg its like your picture but upside down

kek am was, first long stopped out, second long made money back, then was like... eh screw it, back to make sweet potato souffle

yes! it was very pretty and symmetrical !_!

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CANF TO THE MOON

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Guys I'm down 15% in FB. It's 54% of my portfolio. When will it return to $200?

Never. Other tech stocks will recover in 10 years or so. Facebook will eventually get replaced before then.

>investing in a company that doesn't sell products

>>omg its like your picture but upside down
which stock is? upside down as in how?

not in the next decade, see

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>ad block kills the zuck

First try at the market, missed buying GameStop at under $13, fell asleep, then it's up 15% when I wake up.

> AMZN will not reach AH again before 10 years

lol

SPY

amazon is retail

2-3-74 pilled

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ah, the all movement in the morning, then stable rest of day look eh?

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>Johnson & Johnson -3% following negative appeals court ruling on Zytiga

why is it not dumping :(

AMZN is gonna be litteraly every market.

just keep buying

nice lightcone on a time-space graph, but you are still smalltime

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what's up with VTGN ?

PUMP IT

Holidays are for bulls

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Then it's a good thing I'm ready to prep the bull

buy my etf you dumb goy hehee

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YOU JINXED IT

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somebody's doing the crowding

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if you expected anything else I'm sorry

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NONONO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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/o/ here, going to buy Toyota, BMW and Daimler AG for those sweet dividends.

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NONONO NOT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>most peaceful day of the year so far
>bulls still find a way to mess it up

I'm waiting for the Black Friday Bump

*dump

My God. 20% crash confirmed on the half day holiday Black Friday. The black boxes will be left unattended and will nose dive the market.

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Are bonds for niggers

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Who listened and is on the CANF rocket with me?

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this. anyone with money will be discussing markets over the holiday, boomers will get nervous and call their brokers on friday and dump everything

they're outperforming stocks rn you tell me

PEOPLE ARE SELLING AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Economy is doing well though, they're going to stuff their faces with food and then call their brokers to buy the dip.

green day friday, then back to selling Monday

>fundamentals are good *sips*
>ah tastes as sweet as my divvies
>take a sip, buy the dip *sip*

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Surely news of another record breaking Black Friday will bump my shit up

i mentioned NLST the other day, did anyone take a look? up another 15% today

literally me right now

i hope so, i just like scaring myself. i'm pretty heavily invested.

>buy colgate
>immediate gap down

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how are u doing this week?

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J U S T

>Jow Forums keeps telling me that Divies are my friends and will make me rich and I can live off them eventually
>buy $1000 worth of T for that high dividend cash
>realize after one year, I will get $60

wow, its fucking nothing

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COMFY

Options contracts?

so buy $100k worth

yes. i bought the nvda "dip"

>he fell for the dividends are your fren meme

sad

lol story pls

Thanks.

I dont have 100k. Maybe once my weed stocks moon I will. You know stocks that will actually grow intead of returning 1% a year

should have sold once you hit profit tsk tsk

Look into dicebet.one. I'm getting an average 0.2% daily ROI.

Ooooffff. I lost three hundred on options a while ago and quit them unless they were protective or nearly guaranteed.

if you are down 4% this week but you get to witness a boomer holocaust, can you consider that coming out on top?

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if you're younger and have a higher risk tolerance, you probably want growth stocks instead of value stocks. QQQ, IWF, VUG, IVW, shit like that.

Get ready for the Dow to fall 500 points minute

>started off like you
>now I make $18K per year for doing nothing
>$2.05 per hour, every hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days per year
>this number will continually increase without any more capital investment
>reinvesting the income raising my future forward income
>rinse repeat over the next few years + stock appreciation = passive income covering my expenses

this isn't a get rich quick scheme, this is a retirement plan. go buy meme stocks if you want to try and get rich quick

T nets 6% per year in divies tho

*betdice.one

*meatspin.com

Sure is 2001 in here

checked. i bought $180 NVDA call contracts last Friday. they expire Friday. I want to throw in another $500 and hope for a run up. right now the contracts are $.01. i figure i could load up and hope they hit $.02-$.05 per. should i do it?

my profit was only $80 of $1300. then when it dropped even more i threw another $700 in. refer to the reply to . should i do it?

i went from $300>$1300 in a week. i just got in at the wrong time. yesterday, nvda was green and my contracts still lost money lol

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Needs a chalice for them sips

LABU follows the market up but doesn't follow it down.

BASED BIOTECH

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