Biggest bar night of the year (aka (embed) (embed)) edition 2.0
>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
List of popular brokers:pastebin.com /mrSchZPg
List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:pastebin.com /VtnpN5iJ
Real-time market news:thefly.com /index.php
Educational sites:investopedia.com /khanacademy.org /economics-finance-domain
Free in depth technical analysis charts:tradingview.com
Premarket Data:pastebin.com /y9PRQLR3
Earnings Report Calendars:biz.yahoo.com /research /earncal /today.htmlearningswhispers.com /calendar
Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:biopharmcatalyst.com /
Pump and Dump Advertising:stocktwits.com
S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)investing.com /indices /us-spx-vix-futures
Basic rundown on options: [YouTube] Option Basics Part II Suggested books:pastebin.com /jgA5zTuC
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November 21, 2018 - 19:10
WHY ISNT THE MARKET RECOVERING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
November 21, 2018 - 19:12
do most days before holidays ever have good volume?
no time to sell, gotta prepare turkey
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November 21, 2018 - 19:14
Low volume today. Who do you expect to buy?
November 21, 2018 - 19:14
November 21, 2018 - 19:14
Buy Colgate, it never goes down
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November 21, 2018 - 19:15
Now is a good time. But apparently they have brainlets that cant do currency hedging well.
November 21, 2018 - 19:23
November 21, 2018 - 19:30
how do I long friendship?
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November 21, 2018 - 19:30
based QLD and SSO is the future, anybody not bying this dip is throwing away huge profits guaranteed
November 21, 2018 - 19:30
Long onions
Sony Microsoft EA TTWO ATVI NINTENDO
November 21, 2018 - 19:30
WHERE IS THE MARKET GOING
November 21, 2018 - 19:32
IS THE RECOVERY OVER??? IS ANOTHER DIP COMING
November 21, 2018 - 19:33
GAMERS RISE UP
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November 21, 2018 - 19:35
November 21, 2018 - 19:35
Everyone is going to be in a buying mode on Friday because of the Holidays.
Going balls deep into TQQQ, then back into SQQQ for next week,
November 21, 2018 - 19:37
November 21, 2018 - 19:37
THEY TARGETED GAMERS GAMERS!!! Also add weed lmao and it's the perfect zoomer portfolio
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November 21, 2018 - 19:38
We have a Golden bull run scheduled in 209 minutes
November 21, 2018 - 19:40
How are you getting prepared for the Greater Depression of the 2020s?
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November 21, 2018 - 19:43
interesting pattern today
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November 21, 2018 - 19:46
Is using DRIP on IVR, NLY and MFA the most patrician investment strategy known to man?
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November 21, 2018 - 19:46
many traders stopped after morning hours and called today a half-day?
>buying Atari in the 1980's is a great idea!!
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November 21, 2018 - 19:47
Impressed?
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November 21, 2018 - 19:52
omg its like your picture but upside down
kek am was, first long stopped out, second long made money back, then was like... eh screw it, back to make sweet potato souffle
yes! it was very pretty and symmetrical !_!
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November 21, 2018 - 19:54
CANF TO THE MOON
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November 21, 2018 - 19:54
Guys I'm down 15% in FB. It's 54% of my portfolio. When will it return to $200?
November 21, 2018 - 19:54
Never. Other tech stocks will recover in 10 years or so. Facebook will eventually get replaced before then.
November 21, 2018 - 19:56
>investing in a company that doesn't sell products
November 21, 2018 - 19:58
>>omg its like your picture but upside down which stock is? upside down as in how?
not in the next decade, see
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November 21, 2018 - 20:00
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First try at the market, missed buying GameStop at under $13, fell asleep, then it's up 15% when I wake up.
November 21, 2018 - 20:01
> AMZN will not reach AH again before 10 years
lol
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ah, the all movement in the morning, then stable rest of day look eh?
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November 21, 2018 - 20:04
>Johnson & Johnson -3% following negative appeals court ruling on Zytiga
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November 21, 2018 - 20:06
AMZN is gonna be litteraly every market.
November 21, 2018 - 20:06
November 21, 2018 - 20:07
nice lightcone on a time-space graph, but you are still smalltime
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November 21, 2018 - 20:07
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November 21, 2018 - 20:10
Holidays are for bulls
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November 21, 2018 - 20:10
Then it's a good thing I'm ready to prep the bull
November 21, 2018 - 20:11
buy my etf you dumb goy hehee
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November 21, 2018 - 20:18
November 21, 2018 - 20:20
somebody's doing the crowding
November 21, 2018 - 20:22
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November 21, 2018 - 20:28
if you expected anything else I'm sorry
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November 21, 2018 - 20:31
NONONO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
November 21, 2018 - 20:31
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November 21, 2018 - 20:32
/o/ here, going to buy Toyota, BMW and Daimler AG for those sweet dividends.
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November 21, 2018 - 20:33
NONONO NOT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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November 21, 2018 - 20:34
>most peaceful day of the year so far >bulls still find a way to mess it up
November 21, 2018 - 20:35
I'm waiting for the Black Friday Bump
November 21, 2018 - 20:35
November 21, 2018 - 20:41
My God. 20% crash confirmed on the half day holiday Black Friday. The black boxes will be left unattended and will nose dive the market.
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November 21, 2018 - 20:43
Are bonds for niggers
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November 21, 2018 - 20:43
Who listened and is on the CANF rocket with me?
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November 21, 2018 - 20:44
this. anyone with money will be discussing markets over the holiday, boomers will get nervous and call their brokers on friday and dump everything
November 21, 2018 - 20:44
they're outperforming stocks rn you tell me
November 21, 2018 - 20:45
PEOPLE ARE SELLING AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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November 21, 2018 - 20:45
Economy is doing well though, they're going to stuff their faces with food and then call their brokers to buy the dip.
green day friday, then back to selling Monday
November 21, 2018 - 20:46
>fundamentals are good *sips* >ah tastes as sweet as my divvies >take a sip, buy the dip *sip*
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November 21, 2018 - 20:48
Surely news of another record breaking Black Friday will bump my shit up
November 21, 2018 - 20:48
i mentioned NLST the other day, did anyone take a look? up another 15% today
November 21, 2018 - 20:48
November 21, 2018 - 20:48
i hope so, i just like scaring myself. i'm pretty heavily invested.
November 21, 2018 - 20:49
>buy colgate >immediate gap down
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November 21, 2018 - 20:49
how are u doing this week?
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>Jow Forums keeps telling me that Divies are my friends and will make me rich and I can live off them eventually >buy $1000 worth of T for that high dividend cash >realize after one year, I will get $60
wow, its fucking nothing
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November 21, 2018 - 20:50
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November 21, 2018 - 20:51
yes. i bought the nvda "dip"
November 21, 2018 - 20:52
>he fell for the dividends are your fren meme
sad
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November 21, 2018 - 20:53
I dont have 100k. Maybe once my weed stocks moon I will. You know stocks that will actually grow intead of returning 1% a year
November 21, 2018 - 20:53
should have sold once you hit profit tsk tsk
November 21, 2018 - 20:54
Look into dicebet.one. I'm getting an average 0.2% daily ROI.
November 21, 2018 - 20:54
Ooooffff. I lost three hundred on options a while ago and quit them unless they were protective or nearly guaranteed.
November 21, 2018 - 20:55
if you are down 4% this week but you get to witness a boomer holocaust, can you consider that coming out on top?
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November 21, 2018 - 20:55
if you're younger and have a higher risk tolerance, you probably want growth stocks instead of value stocks. QQQ, IWF, VUG, IVW, shit like that.
November 21, 2018 - 20:55
Get ready for the Dow to fall 500 points minute
November 21, 2018 - 20:55
>started off like you >now I make $18K per year for doing nothing >$2.05 per hour, every hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days per year >this number will continually increase without any more capital investment >reinvesting the income raising my future forward income >rinse repeat over the next few years + stock appreciation = passive income covering my expenses
this isn't a get rich quick scheme, this is a retirement plan. go buy meme stocks if you want to try and get rich quick
November 21, 2018 - 20:55
T nets 6% per year in divies tho
November 21, 2018 - 20:56
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November 21, 2018 - 20:57
checked. i bought $180 NVDA call contracts last Friday. they expire Friday. I want to throw in another $500 and hope for a run up. right now the contracts are $.01. i figure i could load up and hope they hit $.02-$.05 per. should i do it?
my profit was only $80 of $1300. then when it dropped even more i threw another $700 in. refer to the reply to . should i do it?
i went from $300>$1300 in a week. i just got in at the wrong time. yesterday, nvda was green and my contracts still lost money lol
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November 21, 2018 - 20:57
Needs a chalice for them sips
November 21, 2018 - 20:59
LABU follows the market up but doesn't follow it down.
BASED BIOTECH
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November 21, 2018 - 20:59