Chainlink secrets

wait an hour and 50 user cause I'm in a wage cage right now
I want to go home and buy more linkies because I clearly hate money

true if big

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>insider information
Inside of a homeless man's ass, at best.

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trig if bue

honestly i've been needing a larp guys

I was about to go bed but I will stay awake for this.
Please deliver OP

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same. give us a comfy larp before sleepys

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Me too fren. Op plz don’t be a faggot.

i'm usually a fan of larps but the OP image doesn't inspire much confidence, especially since he got this image from a thread started around the same time as this one.

I know you're here megalodon you're not funny

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KYS Astro faggot

fm?

only to browse the dying genova thread and blauhatism

the clock is ticking OP.

Birds aren’t real

Aussies aren't real neither and there you are, shitposting like one

What’s chainlink? You mean like a chainlink fence?

1 minute

prepare to be underwhelmed

OP WHERE IS IT

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OP never delivers

Stop bumping this thread you absolute retards.

Frens did op lie to us

You stop it

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I didn't bump the thread newfag. You just did fucking new person who should lurk for 10 years before posting here and doesn't know how to use the options field.

Its been 50 minutes. Gib now

Bumped it again, niiice

op?

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What a waste of a thread. Let it die. Sage always.

You are faggots, all of you in this thread. Have your fun, this board is dead once the split happens and you'll all be back on SJW moderated Reddit where you belong.

Another larp bites the dust

Why do you people even believe in threads like this?

Thanks for bumping again, fren

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I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Yes... I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

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its funny how an urbandictionary submission can define what chainlink does better than 8 months of shitposting.

Yeah wtf why are we bumping the thread?

FAT
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Man somebody called it.

holy FUCK I'm a FUCKING CLAIRVOYANT

Wow so funny man.

SAGE

SAGE

how do i achieve permabulk mode?

GOMAD m8

* Breaths in *
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAvv

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OP confirmed nopants

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Kek

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BUMP for the lulz

This

...

Nice

you fools. I can see his vestigiales retacting in this picture. do I have to spell it out for you?? H E S A N E X T R A T E R R E S T R I A L

fucking idiots....

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*14 months, newfag

Kill all niggers

Confirmed. Faggot is OP.