Sell me this pen.
Sell me this pen
Ayden Richardson
Isaiah Rodriguez
this pen has been owned by someone you admire profusely and was used to sign something of historical importance.
Cameron Thomas
Elizabeth Debicki used it to masturbate.
Dylan Gomez
The pen is not important. I'll sell you the ink used in the pen.
Jaxon Williams
like dildo but for tight assholes
Aiden Allen
Everyone else is using sharpies. You're going to be the pen guy. Now stick it up in there and make some money.
Grayson Walker
You can put the pen in your pooper for Jow Forums gibs
Evan Garcia
No. Sell me THIS pen.
Ethan Green
nigga that’s a bitcoin
Tyler Gray
>shove a pen up your ass
>I don't have a pen
>supply and demand my friend
Aaron Cruz
Sell it to me.
Benjamin Ross
I can't, it takes me 10+ minutes to send you each email
Jeremiah Edwards
I remain unsold to.
Landon Perez
I can give you 8 words that will change your life forever and all you have to do is write them down and memorize them.
>Ok do you have a pen?
Sure ill need to charge you $2 though, it's important that you keep the pen.
> OK sure.
Carter Torres
You can make you initial investment by sticking it up your ass on Jow Forums.
Josiah Morgan
Sell me the fucking pen
Ethan Rogers
if you buy it you might be able to sell it to a normie for more
Jack Garcia
It has a json parser.
Ethan Perez
Write your name down on this napkin.
Certainty in the product, who is selling it and the organisation you come from. None of you NEET tards know shit about sales when I could tell you that the top 5% of salespeople earn more than most executives in the S&P.
Alexander Sanchez
holy shit sergey used it to sign the first chain link???
Robert Evans
Lemme just open a notepad on my phone user
>he still uses pens
Adam Reed
SELL. ME. THIS. PEN.
Jeremiah Moore
>Man, last time I used this pen was to buy Bitcoin at $1 by check.
>It's like every check I sign with it comes back multiplied eventually.
>wouldn't sell it for less tha $100 even if someone sucked my dick
Daniel Green
Hey fren, I'm out of change and need a dollar to get back home, I'll give you this pen mkaay?
Jack Turner
It has a nice Bitcoin sticker on it
Jason Ramirez
D-d-do you need something to w-write with kind sir, pls
Kevin Thomas
SELL IT TO ME, QUICK.
Logan Reyes
if that lil doggo didnt sell you the pen nothing will come on.
kill yourself faggot
Jeremiah Mitchell
it was once up sergeys ass
Daniel Barnes
wtf youre already holding the pen, you have more pens than me
ill give you $100,000 for that pen
Robert Lopez
All user in this thread iq
Cameron Hall
you don't say
Brandon Wilson
QUICKLY NOW SELL SELL SELL
Lincoln Cruz
no
Nathan Watson
I'd rather keep my BTC so, no thanks.
Juan Wood
Sorry it's sold, you can't have it
Blake Rodriguez
nigga u do not have enough money for the whole pen but u can have 1% of it
Nicholas Powell
sell me the fucking pen, spongebob
Aiden Watson
What was that you own a doggo and filled out your 4473 wrong? Unless the doggo and your freedom doesn't mean anything to you i offer you this pen for 400€, hurry up, your paperwork is being taken by the gun shop owner right about now