What would you do if you won the lottery?

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lottery is a tax on people who can't do basic math

Nothing really different than I'm doing now. I'd probably buy my mom a house, and an apt for myself,a few more BTC.....then I'd give the rest to like a cancer hospital, or the ASPCA or something.

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probably go hunting
my dad told me he'd take me 14 years ago but he never has and hes obese too

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assuming the jackpot, id use about half of it to become an obnoxious instatard celebrity, taking selfies infront of ugly cars and laughing at poor people.
then ill invest in/buy some small but promising life extension companies, eventually owning lots of cool patents.

with the rest ill fund some dog rescue centers for lost and abused dogs, so they can make dog friends and have fun.

>buy a nice small apartment in Switzerland

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Hey I’ve seen you post that cabin in another thread.

Two chicks at the same time

To be honest I'd probably get scammed, robbed, and murdered

fuckin a, man

You've seen correctly.

Decent user.

Sleep in.

Start flipping real estate , move to jungle , build a house and get the fastest wifi + best offroad jungle vehicle + invest in basically everything

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In this order
>Tell no one
>Seriously don't tell fucking anyone
>Find.build comfy house for my parents
>Find/build comfy house in Florida for myself
>Find/build comfy house for my grandparents and disabled Uncle
>Move
>Live off the interest
>Buy a BMW i8 Roadster and an Acura NSX to start my car collection
>Take a month long vacation at Disney World/Universal Orlando
>Visit Japan/Taiwan for a month
>Start working on my personal ventures in between traveling the world
>Get an FFL Type 7 and a Class 2 SOT
Go from there.

First thing I'll do is first class Japan Airlines to Japan to eat Kobe beef

Make a battle royale

>>Take a month long vacation at Disney World/Universal Orlando
nigga wut?

Why would it being reversible (which it damn well should be) magically cancel out entropy in the real world? No, you can't slow down indefinitely. Planck intervals an sheet.

Divide it to my family members so that they won't kill me, invest 60% for the future, use the rest for whatever, and continue working as usual

desu prolly the same I'm doing right now. Playing vidya most of the time, also fucking escorts, driving awesome cars and chill in my jacuzzi. probably travel and buy an island if i win enough. oh and prolly cocaine. would probably buy some stuff for my folks too. then invest the rest in other things than internet monopoly money.

I'm a huge sucker for theme parks and thrill rides. Disney World if you've never seen it is an absolutely massive property, it's an entire corporate development district unto itself. Even if you discount the 4 theme park and 2 water parks there's an amazing amount of hotel property, restaurants, and luxury amenities to explore. I'd stay in a different 5-star suite every week or so and eat at a different restaurant every night because why not. I've always wanted be there with no date to fly home so I can explore all the property has to offer with no time constraints.

To be honest, if I actually did have like... billions (so more than lottery money but lots of money so same concept) I think it'd be funnest to foment the toppling of governments and such. Partly for the lulz, partly for legitimate moral reasons.

I mean, what else is there to do when you have billions? Even if you were into cocaine there's only so much of that you can do.

Pic is related because Simon Gruber will always be cooler than Hans Gruber.

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i would diversify it a bit more, but most of it yeah.
10% cash reserve
10% play money to start a business with
10% in btc (carefully dca into bottoms)
10% budget for vanity stuff like travels, car, bike
20% in real estate
40% in index funds

>lottery is a tax on people who can't do basic math
ok eduppps

Kidnap a bunch of japanese middle schoolers and have them fight to the death

My name is wewlad and I am a professional crypto trader and bodybuilder. I managed to buy a lot of nano right after the launch and never sold the top. I was a paper millionaire but now I am just an expat living in Cambodia and get high on cheap cocain.

I like to act like an know it all dick and never show my feelings, that's why all my real fake internet friends left me. I have severe autism and fuck midget hookers while trading shitcoins and charge people for my incredible calls on telegram. I do believe that crypto will make me rich and BTC will destroy the current financial system with all its kikery. I unironically love Sam Hyde, a known pedophile who is just as narcissistic as I am. I also am a full on poltard and believe in chemtrails.

Just came by to laugh at you who think this isn't the bottom while panic selling. I am a superior human being and you are trash.

move near the middle east and do a ton of illegal shit.

That’s extremely weird and sad.
I hope you never make it.

Market buy link up to 50k sats.

tell no one
make up a story of having gotten a promotion/better job as to gain judgement-less freedom to decide who to give how much to and when
reinvest basically all of it