/smg/ - Stock Market General

Toothpaste Colgate

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II
Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oath_Inc.
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First for based optimal statsfolio: SSO, QLD, SPXL

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Where will YOU be when the Greater Depression hits?

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PROTIP: DON'T USE FLUORIDE TOOTHPASTE

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> SALVINI, DI MAIO SAY WON'T CHANGE A COMMA ON BUDGET: REPUBBLICA

for christ's fucking sake.

Dont buy head and shoulders or Unliver shit
Dont buy procter and gamble garbage
Dont buy Johnson and johnson trash
Colgate palmolive makes superior soaps, shampoos, toothbrushes, and toothpastes

Buy CL. "it never goes down"

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I just got a recommended youtube video with colgate in the thumbnail...
what is this power?

The anti-flouride rhetoric you see online is a psyop attempting to harness the collective unconscious to manifest harmful effects. In reality flouride is good for you, both physically and spiritually. Drink more tap water!

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The last time that I remember bearfags getting this smug, the market began to recover.

once someone here mentioned Boot Barn holdin and I got boot barn ads for weeks

I regularly have gotten bombarded with ads for the last 2 places that I've worked at.
Goes to show that Google does some very powerful ad targeting

How do I short my own portfolio ?

You seem like a follower. When bears are more numerous then u too will be a bear.

awake, in reality, where it doesnt hit

or in my time machine because im visiting the 1930's

yes thats the plan
the bears just dont realize it yet
as usual

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There isn't going to be a recession. Maybe a large correction of the US valuation bubble, but there is no real reason for this to spill in the real economy.

spooky.
grab a brush and put on a little makeup.

I'm gonna have a shitton of buying power friday. AWK and HSY on my put radar. Might roll up on AMD too.

Golden Bulls, we will get our rally soon

I keep getting ads on Facebook for child pornography art galleries.
Weird.

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filthy casual, you know not the true horror that awaits you
kids.yahoo.co.jp/games/sports/013.html

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christopheranon, please. Let me be a smug bear bogging these delusional bulls.

>missed the quads

there will be no mercy for bears

not this year

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Australian housing bubble is finally popping

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The bears are numerous.
That's part of what makes me think it's pretty close to peak bearfaggotry.
The one time that I've ever seen an entire thread dedicated to BTC bearfaggotry was right before a massive bogging upwards... and then it just kept climbing.

>yes thats the plan
>the bears just dont realize it yet
>as usual
I've been trying to say "don't get too greedy" and "don't chase" but yeah, it is just going to fall on deaf ears.

>ads on Facebook for child pornography art galleries.
What the fuck would those ads even look like?
Do you use a VPN while browsing FB? That would explain it.

Why AWK puts?

>futures

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investopedia.com/news/investors-have-biggest-equity-exposure-2000-bubble/?utm_source=news-to-use&utm_campaign=bouncex&utm_term=15108089&utm_medium=email
>Undaunted by two major market reversals in 2018, a broad spectrum of investors and investment funds collectively have their biggest allocation to stocks since the peak of the dotcom bubble in the year 2000
So who here is prepping the bull and in actuality are the one that'll be getting ravaged once the collapse comes?
Hope you niggas are investing safely as an "Intelligent Investor"

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Tomorrow is Thanksgiving... Friday is black Friday.
Perhaps the uncertainty of waiting out the results of black Friday will play to your advantage, but you still have some waiting to do.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oath_Inc.

Alright, so Tumblr was purchased by Yahoo under Marissa Meyer...
It looks like Tumblr and Yahoo now are brands managed by Oath, which is a part of Verizon.

Tumblr just got slapped for Cheese Pizza on the 18th/19th. So, we might see shares of Verizon decline as a result.

Thoughts on Qudian (QD)? They went up 37% today. I wanted to invest in some companies that deal with artificial intelligence and machine learning. Also want to invest in any companies that deal with VR, don't know a single public company for that.

I’m not an amerishart but any company that can change over 25% in a day is NOT a company you want tot invest in.

Should note: QD do not develop A.I. and machine learning programs, they are a financial company which uses an A.I. platform.

SHUT UP.

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the bears are getting desperate

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Personally I'm in Kalray (ALKAL) for ML and AI

based

Housing prices in Australia were absurd desu.

Red day, red week, ready for red December.

eu markets are red today, will the us market follow tomorrow?

Dude weed will be mainly flat or green tomorrow. Canopy Growth and HMMJ ETF are both in position where a break some kinda way is imminent. With burgers out of the picture i'm leaning towards generally flat with some potentially wild swings on nothing volume for the small caps. Something like that. Deep red is unlikely.

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buy oil

This.

I'd better put my finger into my...

everythings been red for almost 7 weeks now

Low volumes tho. I don't know if it means much.

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another red day in trumpfs reign of terror

happy thanks giving!

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Happy thanksgiving burgers

>new pokemon outselling mario and zelda
Is Nintendo a buy now?

why so dead?

yank holiday and no trading

No burger markets no crash

Facebook, it should find support at 100-120

yuropoor checking in. Should i sell my silver certificates now or later?

Happy Thanksgiving friend!!

hope you have a good one full of stuffed turkey!!

umh? futures are crashing pretty hard

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We may be slightly red tomorrow, but, Donald will save markets next Friday and Powell will relax if ever so slightly.

>powell will relax.

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Do you think if Powell relaxes then that will signal to the market that we will get a recession if we dont have easy money? Therefore causing a recession.

No I think he cuts or delays one hike for the next year and calls it a day.

Let the rates adjust as per free market haha.

Navarro being cut from the China team is the biggest indicator Trump is looking to actually get shit done next weekend.

>she still has hope

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Powell literally can't relax. Inflation is already perking up if you read between the lines. It's not a question of whether he feels like it or not at this point

y-yea right

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I dont think donny can fix this mess without either destroying the fed or really overhauling it. And with a dem house I dont know how hell do that without a lot more executive authority.

Because he's retarded

This guy driving in front of me has the license plate "RPPL XRP"

phone cam too shitty to get pic

Fk I don't have a pen, I need to harass this shitcoiner

>Donald will save markets next Friday and Powell will relax if ever so slightly.
I wish I had your optimism.

>And with a dem house
Cant he rush something through

>tfw just drank am entire bottle of Delsym and vomited

not feeling too bad

I prefer my own pens, but honestly most people steal them from friends and family.

I sold Amazon at ATH, what do I buy next? Colgate?

Dow will be up big green tomorrow

Screen cap this

The post vomit satisfaction when taking drugs like that is great

its guaranteed

It is pretty nice
Currently have a nice feeling of contentment and "lightness" going on
Lying in bed and listening to gamelan
Cozy af
It'll last the entire day too

I'm a babby compared to experienced degenerates like Bagholder, but I only use in moderation to produce a cozy, enjoyable experience
I don't let it control my life and go on drunken tangents posting my dick on /smg/
I am the one in control the entire time

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>Uncle Powell
>relaxing

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You a cute?

I want to pretend that the guy dishing out stock advice is cute

Posters on Jow Forums are an ideal, not a person
The image of rkg is a good example of that
Who knows what they're like irl
You can imagine me as a cute twink if you want to, but I will say that I'm not a twink or submissive irl

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>Who knows what they're like irl
the world may never know

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No, just a handsome guy would be cool

Fluoride is fine and good for your teeth as long as you don't consume too much of it. Use flouride toothpaste but just dont drink fluoridated tap water

Everyone in smg big homosexual

Also, who else happy that the market’s not open today! Trump said he’ll close the border and shoot beaners lmao.

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Is there Something wrong with that?

I am thankful for the green days

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kill all jews and there can be peace on earth
they all need to die

me am on really strong pain killers
cant even orgasm on these things O.O

>Why AWK puts?
A culminative split between my ever persistant retardism and the fact that AWK‘s CEO is a woman.

Happy turkey day fren!
Poetic
>tfw RKG will never let me interview her
Sad

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Is it a bad idea to go all in on a VXX jan 2019 strangle?

it has a price target of 59 and seems pretty solid honestly you could do worst good luck user

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dxm is the ultimate god, stronger than acid
dont take it lightly
unless youre on some lol ass 2nd plat trip imao assuming that was a 3oz bottle

this stock market shit is a fucking religion.

Hokey dokey, the day is working out pretty well for my portfolio rebalance plan. Just moving stuff around, changing ratios and so forth. Opened one new position in Canopy Growth as it bounced off long term support earlier this week and is inside candling above that presently. Pic related.

Happy Thanksgiving, burgers. Also pls don't go in to recession k thnx.

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Oh, how the mighty have fallen

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How do I invest in dystopian government practices?

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why arent you buying bowl america
It never goes down and has a near 5% yield

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You know... I actually might. I have some money coming in soon that I'm going to use to put together a conservative boomer divi kinda portfolio and that's definitely the kind of chart I want to see. Go bowling?

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