/smg/ - Stock Market General

Black Friday Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II
Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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youtu.be/WUGQ58Su6u0
twitter.com/AnonBabble

All in ABX.

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>mfw Black Friday in 2018 doesn't mean the usual purchasing craze

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First for losing all your money, but keeping the good memories with your friends on /smg/
youtu.be/WUGQ58Su6u0

frens > money > bitches

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pretty cold in my country, I drove to pick up some pills and the streets were empty

Fucked up bigly at the start of the year now I’m back for the bantz.

Who’s still here? Did Big5guy commit suicide yet?

He is allined on LCI, a generic drug company about to get pajeet'd and chinked.
You tell me

How much of this is full of government manipulation/signals?

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The yellow man is not to be trusted.

I doubt the Chinese government likes a lot of volatility in stock markets.
It would probarbly be a lot worse if they didn't regulate it since the Chinese have a sheeple culture which amplifies bubbles.

I think you can expect the ChinkCom put but not the yellow man fomo

who is the badest bad man
yellow, orange, black, privileged white

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>futures
oof

Black Friday discounts. 5% off all market buys. 9:30am to 1pm today only.

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> $TSLA SHARES DOWN 1.2 PCT PREMARKET; CO CUTS PRICES FOR MODEL X, S IN CHINA

>amazon workers in germany and spain on strike

I got $10 in savings. What should I invest in? I'm 35 btw

kneepads

> Trump and Xi meeting next week @ G20 Argentina.

Predictions?

Daily reminder to buy Jan 2019 GLD calls

Screencap this and thanks me later

plan 4 2 day
at this point nothing but bearish

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I'm 30 is it too late for me?

It's only to late when you don't want it enough.

start buying into an index fund every week. setup auto invest so you don't stop yourself or say not this week.

AMD

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NO MY GE PUTS WHY IS IT DOWN

Markets are mixed, volume is so low bulls and bears are winning on individual stocks.

we closed the gap, now watch it dump.

DELET THIS

very insightful

what do you have? Mine are up slightly.

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Today is a non event. Stuff just won’t move much. Traders with real money have Turkey hangover.

I didn't even buy options this time and I'm still getting fucked

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>Stuff just won’t move much

Just made $200 scalping weed stocks.

lrn2trade

>I need months of green NVDA just to break even
Is this company done? Apple could literally buy them right now purely from cash.

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speculation bubble popped. they are not going anywhere but their share price was massively inflated.

>LABU

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> S&P 500 ENERGY INDEX HITS OVER 1-YR LOW, LAST DOWN ABOUT 3 PCT

NBEV

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based. got in at $3.85

so gas should be cheap soon right?

gasoline or nat gas?

gasoline at the pump

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OSTK

the annoying part is that premium gas doesn't see the same price reflection from drop in crude price.

im surprised today is green...

not that it matters my contracts were way itm

Hey guys newb here. My uncle gifted me with around 3k. First time investor
I want something that tracks s&p 500. Some questions:
Is this a good time to buy?Or should I be waiting.
Should I get an etf or mutual fund that tracks sp?

Yes.

Check out HALO/AGEEF for MJ extraction. Update coming out at the end of the month for their $48M contract. Market cap is at $50M. These guys are going to make a killing so keep an eye on them.

use robinhood and buy the s&p 500 spy etf. Don't touch it in like, 2 years.

good advice. do this and if you have extra money just keep buying more when you can.
don't listen to any other fags here that tell you to buy some shitbag stock because it's going to takeoff.

WTF is crude oil exit scamming????

Why is this thread so slow today. where is everyone

turkey makes you sleep. I woke up an hour late today kek.

>Investing at the peak of the bullrun
Don't listen to him. Do your own research and look up statistics, otherwise you get burned.

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buying TVs

Honestly if you have more than 10% in high volatility shitstocks you're just gambling your money away

3k user is investing, not gambling. Otherwise I'd totally recommend medium term spy puts.

lol

if you can time markets, why aren't you rich?

DIA

>time markets
every time

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he asked for sp500.

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Happy Biggest Shit of the Year Day. Did you take your giant shit yet?

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I have not for 3 days, should I start to worry?

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I'm too scared to go to the bathroom until 1pm EST. I can feel the turkey banging up the insides of my raw boipucci as I cling ever so desperately to hold it in. I must watch these markets.

There is no reason why the SPY should go up after a crash. This is the whole premise of your advice. Just look at the Nikkei 225 in the 90s. Jap investors still have a sore ass.
Also >implying I advice him to gamble
Nice try Schlomo.

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Ha HA, I'm at work today drinking all the free coffee until this half a turkey sized bowel movement can clog these office building pipes.

What's going on with oil market though.

Daddy Trump turned on the faucets and now America is producing oil like mad. Also shale technology is getting a lot better.

Is the DOW coming back!!!??

Russell is the only choice for 2019.

Started investing 4 months ago, but I am worried because I see everybody and their mom investing so I stay on the sidelines a lot. Also I am not saying the SPY will crash at a specific date, but as things are the stock market is overvalued and smart money moves into different things.

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Nope, capitalism is DEAD.

Invest in guns, gold, water and courage.

No one ever got rich staying on the sidelines. Stop being such a pussy and take a side, faggot. Maybe do what 3k user will do and buy spy and stop being a whiny bitch telling people what not to do for a good 2 years.

The dollar is also an investment you cock gobbling tripfag.

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it's always hard to buy in. if you see it going down, you'll tell yourself it's going to go down further. if you see it going up after going down for awhile, you'll think it's going to roll over. if it's been going up for a long time, you'll start thinking it's the top. people have been calling the top for the last 6 years. develop a plan and just dollar cost average in, it's the best way.

Hodl thr money for like 6 months to 2 years, then put it in spy.

Roger that

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>The dollar is also an investment you cock gobbling tripfag
I want you to come back in 2 years and realize how fucking stupid that is.

stfu omfg
being on the sidelines is position idiot! its legit one too especially now

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meanwhile I'm dca every week into spy and will be far ahead of you.

Some dude on oiltwitter says its one fund swining the price

what do you think about WTR, SBGL, CDE?

Also what is a good ticker for guns/lead?

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>up 10%

muh DIK

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>being this much of an idiot

I have a feeling you just made a brokerage account a month or two ago

When do I stop shorting GE? $4?

Stop it

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How do you propose you earn money by not going long or short then? You wanna show me your portfolio full of iron condors?

Yep this is a problem. Basically pick your poison. When the fed lowers drastically the interest rate I would buy in, so it's not completely emotion based.

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Who said I will hold (only) dollars for 2 years? And yes it outperforms sometimes every other investment opportunity.

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that's it. put in what you can, small amounts, but consistently. At worst you'll get an education, and at best you'll be in a position to benefit from a potentially prosperous future.Then take a small amount of that and gamble according to your risk tolerance.

Also daily shill that you should be drinking and buying more $KO. It is certified /depression/-proof. The comfiest hold of the current millennia.

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write puts on QQQ

based and cokepilled