Will post it here in 3 hours
I have link insider info
thank you for the heads up, i'll cancel my plans
Inb4 muslim man
ok brb going to have sex
Fuck off with your larp.
Pregnant Sergey incoming
My mind's telling me no. But my body. My body is telling me yes.
>wearing pants
Go back to tending to your sex slaves R. Kelly. They are planning an escape!
Keep your insider threads on Jow Forums, please, this is 4channel, we don't do that sort of thing around here.
Deliver NAO
It's time OP, we're anxiously waiting for your valuable information. The chainlink community trusts you.
Op didn't even bother to post the follow up pasta. This board used to have standards.
Insider info:
I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.
Yes... I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...
I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.
Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.
I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!
I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
Insider? I hardly know her! lol peepeepoopoo
GOT'EM
WHAT THE FUCK
Are you going to do this every day now?
It's hilarious that people keep falling for it.
>JUST
Yes
OP is no different from assblaster or sherlock link. It's all a waste of time
Kill yourself r*ddit scum
It was caught on the second post, yesterday it was the around the tenth post. Tomorrow it will be fpbp.
Insider information regarding the Town Crier implementation of Chainlink:
>When a man and another man are having sexual relations inthe missionaryposition, and the man fits his entire scrotum into the man's ass, and then slapping his penis onto the top of the man's pubic areawhile mimicing the sound of a large bell followed by exclaiming the time of day and then the phrase "And all is well". It is part ofthe Colonial Times sexual moves.