How would you describe Chainlink in 2-3 sentences simply as possible with an example of real world use?
Trying to develop the best way possible to try and express to no-linkers and no-coiners what it does and well if they don't get it they can stay poor. [Rank: Captain]
Better off explaining smart contracts.
"It solves the Lambo problem, but you gotta hodl and wait a few years."
That should get their juices flowing
Link is a garbage token for garbage investors who just want to burn their money - retards who unironically believe that they know better than the rest of the crypto sphere. You see, when you don't have extra chromosomes like the average linker, the project isn't mysterious, it doesn't need "dots connected" and it doesn't solve a problem. Why? Because it claims to solve a problem which DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST. It isn't talked about and it's not for some mysterious and indiscernible reason, nor is it because biz wasted time and energy fudding it, it just isn't talked about anywhere else because no one actually gives a shit about it because it's yet another unremarkable shitcoin with no real use case or future. That's how painfully fucking clear and obvious it is to anyone with a triple digit IQ who looks at this project.
So let's see - over a year of waiting and all you have are 6 chainlinks, a fucking alarm clock, and the token still being worth fuck-all. Congratulations guys - what an epic wipeout. And if that doesn't drive the point home, it's painfully clear that you have Stockholm syndrome so bad that you'll even try to defend this while the rest of the board just checks in for entertainment value.
I can see the responses now. You know better right? I need to uh, read the whitepaper and look at the pivotal even though I have done this more times than you have, all while understanding it better than you did collectively? Not that that's too hard, seeing as no link holder has any actual technical literacy. I genuinely pity you to the point where euthanasia seems like a kinder option than even encouraging you to drop this piece of crap. Why? Because being a linker is a strong indicator that the life you lead after it fails will be governed by the same gullibility which lead you to buy link in the first place. You'll just be a source of misery for yourself and others - but at least in the abyss you won't have to live with it.
The financial sector, which moves billions of dollars around everyday, will adopt smart contracts. If Chainlink gets adopted in the process it will fucking moon. I am willing to gamble a few thousand bucks on the slim chance of this happening.
"Chainlink is a retarded shitcoin spammed constantly on Jow Forums(nel). It attempts to solve a problem that doesn't exist, but does so poorly. It has no real world uses beyond speculation and selling to greater fools."
How's this OP?
Scam project
thanks user sold my 100k
they need to be convinced of it being a thing for some reason! they don't just thikn about the moon!! unbelievable really...
If Bitcoin is like a telephone, then Ethereum is like a computer.
Chainlink is the internet connection.
An epic coin made by a Shakespeare loving redditor to outsmart the biztards. It's like the gov money that's printable, only this redditor holds 70% of it. Why did this redditor succeed? Because he is a philosophy major.
If Bitcoin is like a cocaine-encrusted dollar bill, then Ethereum is like a casino chip.
Chainlink is the unnecessary middleman used by dumbfucks.
I guess you asked while all of Sergeys shills are sleeping.
You got the truth this time. Lucky
Stay away from LINK poison
I bet your father wanted an abortion
nice argument brainlet
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I too believe this.
My son Surgay is addicted to McDonalds burgers but he is overweight and unhealthy. I trustlessly setup a command to purchase little Surgay a burger if and only if his BMI is healthy using stinky linky to connect BMI and my banks API to make a stinky contract?
'Blockchain' is a database that no one owns, yet works according to commonly known rules that are so strong, that allow for creation of scarce units that are actually worth monetary value. The database can't use information outside of it for it's internal rule enforcement. Reliable, multi-party, cross-validating external information delivery allows this, this is chainlink.
use case: pay pre-agreed amount of USD for rent every month in the in-blockchain currency using a USD/currency exchange rate from bloomberg.
Muh oracles
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