Jow Forums im coming to you with the recent crack down on thots it made me realize that for a number of years I was paid in straight cash as a golf caddy. Could the IRS butt fuck me if they find out about the unreported income?
IRS Crack down
only if you post about it on social media
HEHHEGE YOUR ICED SICKO
AN FBI SWAT TEAM WILL BE AT YOUR DOOR IN 10 MINUTES SAY GOOD BYE LEECH SHOULD HAVE PAID TAXES LIKE A GOOD AMERICAN
I've logged your IP and forwarded it to the IRS. Thanks in advance for the check.
No they wouldn't waste their time with that.
this, just don't be a vain idiot and you're fine. Ethots have to post their face and link their bank accounts to websites to make money meaning theres no way out of it.
what do you mean? They simply hire debt collectors
The IRS doesn't give a fuck about a pauper like you or those poor thots. It would be inefficient and a waste of time. You make over $1 Mill and your chances of being audited are 1/10.
No, if you make under 10k you don't gotta file shit. If you don't get any 1040 form in the mail from anyone then you technically don't gotta file either since how the fuck would the IRS know about you in the first place.
Unless you're a business owner and they have some reason to suspect you're not being truthful.
My best summer ever was like almost 11k so im fucked aren't I?
>11k
How the fuck does a caddy make that much just to carry golf clubs.
My question is why are you snitching on yourself with this thread
This is why you see a lot of service companies/trades people. Those are preferred cash only type work. Next time you see a yard mowing company doing work in your suburb just think of all that tax free money they earn. Hell anyone can do it.
REPORTED
There needs to be proof, such a public admission. These thots left a paper trail too, don't forget that.
A lot claim to be large outfits; wrong, most time it's just a one or two man operation. With some bogus legit sounding man on the trailer/truck to make it seem like they are bigger. Same applies to trades men, such as carpenters. Not to imply that such people don't got talent or know what they're doing, a lot do. Just a gimmick to drum up work. No taxes to be filed either.
Buy a used truck/tailer/mower. Slap some name and a burner phone number on the side of the tailer/truck and wham your in business.
why would they hire someone to audit over some measly golf caddy tips?
There is nothing illegal about this either. Long as you don't file any paperwork to incorporate this as an actual business then your in the clear. You can go and work as much as you want, get paid in cash and never have to worry about the IRS come knocking.
...until you want to buy a house or any substantial purchase. A lot of these cash only types end up in jail the moment they try to buy that harley
>poor thots
>make 70k a year in selling her pussy, plus collecting welfare
wut?
lol, you fucking simp. you have a legit income that allows your visible purchases while paying in cash from your other income for a whole slew of day-to-day and minor purchases.
why is making money so difficult for you?
sucking old dick